Chapter 21 The range of activities is equal to the length of the charging cable, and the world can be peaceful
Although Li Ang will also be moved by various "love at first sight" episodes, he actually does not believe in such a thing as love at first sight. In his opinion, Elena's "liking" for him is just a sense of identification with his own race.
Just like the suspension bridge theory, when a man and a woman walk on a rickety suspension bridge and their hearts beat faster, they will be mistaken for so-called love. Elena also has an unprecedented feeling of being different from herself when she is also human, which she mistakes for love.
It's the first time this girl has grown so big and seen a male "person", so it's no wonder that she is blind and likes her unlucky bastard, it's really pitiful.
Li Ang estimated that as long as he took Elena to the human world and broadened his horizons, he should be able to "repent" immediately.
Well, that's it!
Thinking of this, Leon patted Lorcan's shoulder and swore solemnly, "Don't worry, one day I will take Elena back to the human world!" ”
Lorcan grinned, wondering how the topic jumped to the human realm. But after thinking about it, maybe Leon wants to hold a wedding with Elena openly in the human world as a human being, which can be regarded as a vow of a good man. Immediately smiled happily: "That's good, that's good!" ”
Well? It always felt like Lorcan had misunderstood something.
Leon was confused.
……
Although he knows Elena's life experience, and also knows the cause of the war between the demon world and the human world, it is too far for Leon, and his top priority now is how to earn the first pot of gold, and then step by step towards cultural victory.
Leon took the big bag prepared by Elena on the road, and before going on the road, in order to facilitate contact, he handed over the mobile phone that was exchanged for salary. After all, the children are too young, and Locan is missing an arm, and only Elena is just right.
He casually recited a family heirloom to explain the origin of the phone, and Elena immediately turned red, pressed the phone firmly to her chest and swore that "the machine is here". The corners of Li Ang's mouth twitched, feeling that the other party had misunderstood something inexplicably.
And Leon also forgot how scary a woman and a cell phone can get together, especially after this woman learns to text. Since hitting him on the road, Elena's text messages have not stopped, and she was still a little nervous at first, with few words and very serious content, Li Ang kindly comforted the other party a few words, but now it was out of control. There were more and more text messages, and in the end it became like a bombardment, from what the weather was like to asking Li Ang if he had eaten, if he came back a little later, there would be more text messages to question, and Li Ang had to explain for a long time every time.
There's no pinyin in the demon world.,It's all handwritten input.,It stands to reason that the speed isn't too fast.。 But Elena can casually throw a handful of flying knife rains, and the dexterity of her fingers naturally doesn't matter. The highest record is to send a text message of more than 300 words in one minute, an average of five words per second, which is faster than using a keyboard!
What makes Leang even more headache is that the content of these text messages is varied, one will say that Dandelion is almost in good health, and the other will say that Mandala is naughty with a bunch of little guys, often Leon hasn't figured out how to reply, and the second text message is coming again, click on it to take a look...... Well, the topic has changed again.
Speaking of which, Elena is usually very cold and doesn't talk much, but when she initiates a text message, it is like a different person, and she can even dig bamboo shoots and find a small flower and can babble more than a dozen text messages. Typing fast and water, this girl will definitely be a good seedling to be an Internet writer if she travels back to Earth!
Although Li Ang was harassed by the bombardment of text messages, he was not too surprised to be honest.
There's always something magical about this non-face-to-face form of online chat, and it's hard to get addicted to it. As for Elena's "personality change", Li Ang is even more common, and in his previous life, aren't there many "water gods" and "trolls" on the Internet who are silent people in reality?
On the Internet, you never know if you're talking to a person or a dog. — Confucius.
In any case, Elena's "addiction" is a good phenomenon, which makes Leon have some confidence in his work.
A most rudimentary text message function has such power, and then a W message will be issued, which can play games and send videos, and don't turn this group of natives from another world into low-headed dogs with an activity range of only the length of the charging cable?
Fight? There is no WIFI and no charger on the battlefield, so let's fight!
If there are still diehards, then put a krypton gold mobile game, get a few paper people's husbands and wives, and sweep the world in minutes?
After all, that thing can even quit drug addiction, and it's not easy to clean up a group of otherworldly natives.
Of course, that thing is a double-edged sword, and you have to be cautious when using it. It can get rid of drug addiction, but it costs more money than X poison!
With a beautiful vision for the future, Li Ang walked into the gate of the royal city with two dark circles under his eyes.
Why do I have dark circles?
While coding Journey to the West, while dealing with Elena's text message bombardment, everyone will have to be hacked.
Thanks to that young lady, Journey to the West has just arrived at the Jade Emperor hiding under the table and shouting "Go and invite the Buddha", which is still a little bit away from the end of the havoc in the Heavenly Palace.
Even so, it was already a thick stack. The quality of the paper in the demon world is not good, it is very rough and uneven, and the pen used is also the most crude charcoal, and the hands are full of black ash after writing, which can be said to be very inconvenient.
Leon was thinking about improving these two things, but he didn't have that time yet.
Although the demons are inferior to humans in terms of science and technology, the royal city also looks like it. The streets are straight and smooth, and the residential and commercial areas are well organized. At the northernmost point is the majestic royal palace, where the demon king is said to live. It is also surrounded by several large mansions, all of which are large families with a long history.
The demon itself is a monarchy dictatorship, but due to the unstable situation of the new emperor's throne, there is already a tendency to be a monarch and a minister. The Bruch family to which the blood man who came to "deliver the express" before belonged was a typical Erwuzai of the demon clan, and now it is also known to everyone in Sima Zhao's heart. It's just that neither the new emperor nor Bruch are ready for the last step, so they will remain in a seemingly calm situation.
Because the human smuggling caravan is coming, all major forces are preparing to vigorously purchase various "local products" of the demon world from the people. Although the price of human purchase is completely unequal, the goods unique to human beings make the demon magnates want to stop.
Humans bring with them a great deal of luxury, from fine silverware to supple silk and haunting spices. These "useless" things will be exchanged for a large amount of wealth in the demon world every year, and this burden will eventually be transferred to the common people by the powerful, making the people miserable.
The Erwuzai Bruch family is obviously a vested interest, but it is said that this internal contradiction is an external contradiction, preaching the "theory of human evil", advocating the invasion of the human world and grabbing wealth, but the new emperor of the demon clan is clearly opposed, emphasizing the need to maintain peace, which is the biggest contradiction between the two sides.
However, from the news that Leon has heard along the way, it seems that public opinion is slightly biased in favor of the Bruch family. After all, Bruch has somewhat proposed a way to "change", but the Demon King has been doing nothing.
"This demon king is not powerful." Li Ang complained: "If it goes on like this, won't it be overturned by the Bruch family?" ”
"Why do you say that?" A cold female voice suddenly sounded, and it seemed that she could feel a burst of cool air just by listening to the voice.
Leon turned his head and saw a girl in black light armor and long black hair without a helmet staring straight at him. The eyes were so sharp that they were as chilling as a sword out of its sheath. But with the other party's delicate facial features and tall figure, it inexplicably exudes a different kind of color and gas attributes.
If you really want to talk about it, it's probably the kind of character that will make men beg to be stepped on.