Chapter 101: Joke
Looking at Zhang Miao, who suddenly knelt down and called himself his father-in-law, Yamanaka Haiichi was stunned at that time, and the shocked expression seemed to say-
The old man has never seen such a brazen person!
At the same time, Zhang Miao was once again prompted by the system.
"Ding-Congratulations to the host for shocking Yamanaka Haiichi with shamelessness, and obtaining the six-star elite Shangninja Yamanaka Haiichi Ninja Fragment x5, and every time the host shouts the word 'father-in-law' to Yamanaka Haiichi in the future, you can get Yamanaka Haiichi Ninja Fragment x10 fixedly!"
Unexpected joy, there is wood?
Thinking of this, Zhang Miao suddenly stepped forward and grabbed Yamanaka Haiyi's hands, and then nodded vigorously at him.
"Father-in-law, please give me a lot of advice in the future!"
Kaichi Yamanaka: "......"
Teach your sister!
Looking at Haichi Yamanaka with an embarrassed face, Nara Shikaku couldn't help but laugh out loud.
"Haha...... Haiyi, Miao is a genius who can defeat the elite teachers of the ninja school, you have a good son-in-law this time, hahahaha! ”
"Shikahisa, you ......"
Hearing Nara Shikaku's joke, Yamanaka Kaichi immediately became anxious, but before he could finish speaking, the voice of Akido Dingza also sounded.
"Haiyi, I think what Lu Jiu said is right, and Miao can defeat me in terms of appetite, and he will definitely become a great man in the future, haha!"
Kaichi Yamanaka: "......"
Are you sure that's a manhood and not a rice bucket?
After listening to Akido Dingza's words, Yamanaka Kaichi suddenly became even more helpless, he didn't know what to say, so he could only take a sip of wine from his wine glass.
But before he could swallow the wine, Zhang Miao spoke again.
"Father-in-law, I know you only have one daughter, but don't worry, I won't snatch her from you, I can get into it, from today onwards, I will change my name to Ryunosuke Yamanaka!"
"Poof......" As soon as Zhang Miao's words fell, Yamanakahai, who was drinking, suddenly squirted out a mouthful of wine, and then coughed violently, "Cough, cough, cough......"
Seeing this scene, Nara Lujiu and Akido Dingza suddenly laughed louder, and even Mao Yue Xiyan, who was sitting on the side, covered his small mouth and smiled red.
"Miao, this guy is really bad!"
After getting along for such a long time, she knew Zhang Miao's character, and looking at the embarrassed Yamanaka Haiyi, she couldn't help but open her mouth.
"Mr. Yamanaka, Miao usually likes to joke, he is joking with you, I'm really sorry!"
"Huh?"
Hearing Mao Yue Xiyan's words, Yamanaka Haiichi suddenly looked at Zhang Miao, who was holding his hand, and showed a face full of surprise-
Is this kid kidding around with me?
As if he saw Yamanaka's thoughts, Zhang Miao immediately shook his head firmly.
"No, father-in-law, I'm very serious, and the one next to me is my eighteenth concubine Vortex Xiyan, but after I entered the Shan Zhong family, she also changed her name to Shan Zhong Xiyan......
Before Zhang Miao's words were finished, he was grabbed by the embarrassed and angry Mao Yue Xiyan, and he immediately screamed.
"Oh, don't pinch my ears, okay, okay, you still want to call Uzumaki Xiyan in the future......"
"My name is Mao Yue Xiyan!"
"Oops...... Pain Pain Pain Pain ......"
……
With Zhang Miao's "living treasure" here, Nara Shikahisa and Akido Dingza at the dinner table can be said to be laughing constantly, and even Yamanaka Haiyi, who was originally embarrassed, couldn't help but smile a little.
Of course, Zhang Miao's appetite also surprised Nara Shikahisa and Yamanaka Kaiichi, if they hadn't known in advance that Zhang Miao was from the Uzumaki clan, they would definitely think that Zhang Miao was from the Akimichi clan.
Among them, the happiest is the Autumn Road Dingza, one is because he hasn't gotten together with Nara Shikahisa and Yamanaka Haiichi for a long time, and the other is because Zhang Miao's amount of food makes him very satisfied.
A man must be able to eat, and the values of the Autumn Road Ding are so simple!
And when Zhang Miao sandwiched the last piece of barbecue into his bowl, Qiu Dao Dingzuo's gaze at Zhang Miao suddenly became more satisfied.
What a kind child!
This meal can be regarded as a pleasure for the guests and hosts, and when they came out of the barbecue Q, Nara Lujiu, Akido Dingza, and Yamanaka Haiichi all invited Zhang Miao to their house, but Zhang Miao politely declined.
After seeing the three of them leave, Zhang Miao returned with Mao Yue Xiyan, and when he was walking on the road, Mao Yue Xiyan suddenly said a word.
"Miao, I really envy you, in front of such characters, you can talk and laugh, and even dare to joke with them."
"Are you kidding?" Hearing Mao Yue Xiyan's words, Zhang Miao immediately looked at her with wide eyes, "Who said I was joking, my goal was the eighteenth room ...... Oh, don't pluck my ears......"
Looking at Zhang Miao's grinning appearance, a smile suddenly flashed at the corner of Mao Yue Xiyan's mouth.
"Can you speak well now?"
"Yes, it must be!" Zhang Miao replied categorically.
Seeing that he was honest, Mao Yue Xiyan let go of his ears, and Zhang Miao asked her while rubbing her ears.
"By the way, Xiyan, is there one in your school named Moonlight Blast?"
"Yes!" Hearing Zhang Miao's words, Mao Yue Xiyan immediately nodded, "He is one level higher than me, he graduated last year, and we discussed swordsmanship together before, what's wrong with him?" ”
"He's sick! And it's still an infectious disease, you stay away from him in the future! ”
"Oh!"
The two chatted and walked, and soon returned home, and after arriving home, Mao Yue Xiyan took a knife and found an open space to practice, while Zhang Miao once again took Kunai to carve wood at the door of the house.
This time he stopped carving tailed beasts and began to carve figures.
Zhang Miao first carved the first Hokage, and under his carving, a wood carving between the thousand-handed pillars with ten fingers of his hands interlocked and the roots of the tree churning under his feet was completed.
After completion, Zhang Miao carefully carved a line of small characters on the base of the wood carving - "Between the Thousand Hands Pillars, the Tree World Descends".
After carving the first Hokage Thousand Hands Pillar, Zhang Miao began to carve the second generation of Hokage Thousand Hands Pillar, then the third generation Hokage and the fourth generation Hokage, then the three ninjas and the Hokage advisors, and finally the patriarchs and ordinary ninjas of the major families.
For each statue, Zhang Miao will have characteristics that belong to them.
For example, like the wood carvings of the Uchiha clan, Zhang Miao will highlight their writing wheel eyes and the family crest of the fan, and then carve a person in front of them who is kneeling on the ground with his head in his arms and a painful face, so that people can know that the other party has been tricked by illusion at a glance;
Of the Hyuga clan, Zhang Miao would highlight their white eyes, and then carve a gossip array at their feet, and carve in front of them a person who was hit in the chest by them with a painful face, which was used to represent the soft fist of the Hyuga family;
The Nara clan uses shadows to bind the enemy, the Akido clan slaps the enemy with huge hands, the Yamanaka clan controls the enemy to kill each other with a heart-to-heart technique, the Inuzuka clan lets the dog bite people, and the oil girl clan has a person covered with worms in front of them......
In short, Zhang Miao's wood carving can immediately tell which Konoha clan the other party is from as long as he looks at the person on it.
Of course, Zhang Miao carved all the famous families of Konoha, because he knew very well that only these famous people could spend a lot of money to buy his wood carvings.
Thinking of this, Zhang Miao immediately pondered.
"So, how do you price these wood carvings?"