Chapter 143: The Dragon Scroll of Anger
The next day.
"Today's weather is good, the sun is shining, and it is suitable for an outing."
King wakes up early in the morning and leaves for Saitama's house, where the sun shines lazily on him, warm and comfortable, and makes people feel refreshed and refreshed.
"Of course, it would be more beautiful if Saitama was at home."
He came to the door according to his memory, banged on the door for more than ten minutes, and no one responded and opened the door, making him stand at the door with a gift for a long time, and the atmosphere was very embarrassing.
"Eh, let's go find it!"
Two hours later, King gave up the stupid way of waiting, left the gift at the door, and took the initiative.
"Locate Saitama for me."
He directly activated his newly acquired skill, "Location Tracking", and last night, in view of the fact that the "Location Tracking" level was too low and the detection range was too small, he deliberately upgraded the "Location Tracking" skill to lv2.
Now the search scope of "location tracking" has changed from the ward to the city, and as long as Saitama is still active in Z City, he can search and locate the location of the other party.
"Didi!"
Sure enough, the brainwave radar in King's mind soon rang like an alarm bell, and he immediately "looked" over, and a red dot belonging to Saitama appeared on the radar map, and the red dot was constantly moving, but fortunately, the speed was not fast, and he had a chance to catch up.
……
City Y.
Tatsumaki was wearing a Lori cute pajamas, stepping on plush slippers, brushing his teeth with a children's board toothbrush, looking at the time, it was almost noon, "Why hasn't today's commission come yet, it's so late!" Aren't there any weirdos today? ”
"Purr!"
She curled up on the couch, sucked the milk of the tall children, and turned on the TV with the telekinesis control the remote control, "Watch the news on the Disaster Channel!" ”
"Grow tall and tall milk, a good partner for children to grow!"
When the TV was turned on, a familiar advertising slogan came to you.
"What a broken advertisement, a deceitful guy!"
Tatsumaki frowned his little eyebrows, looked at the tall and tall children's milk in his hand, and muttered.
"Jingle Bell~"
The communication phone finally rang, hum, it seems that the mission is coming! What, it's still inseparable from my strength!
She answered the phone and said lazily, "Hey, what's wrong, where do you need me to solve the weirdo?" Those heroes are really, and I don't know how to be positive, at least to make some heroic activities. ”
"Ah, no, no, no, Tatsumaki-sama, I don't need you to go out today!"
Tatsumaki was puzzled, "What do you mean?" ”
"Although there are ghost-level disaster monsters today, however, I have already found the flashing Flare-sama, and the monsters have been eliminated, Tatsumaki-samai, you can enjoy a rare vacation!"
Tatsumaki said absentmindedly, "Oh, that's right! ”
"That's good!"
Hey, hey! I haven't said I want to rest or anything like that, so don't figure out the strange meanings yourself!
She hung up the phone and lay idly on the couch staring blankly at the ceiling.
"I don't have to do anything today, it's awesome!"
"I see, I see."
“…… That's what it's called. ”
"How did that sentence come about............"
"I'm so idle~~"
"Eh, let's keep watching TV!"
She lay down for a while, sat up leisurely, and used her telekinesis to switch the TV channel to the disaster channel.
"The latest weirdo news, there is an unknown weirdo in the park of Z City, and the disaster level is tiger ......"
"Hey, weirdo information has appeared...... In Z City Park, it's idle anyway, so it's better to go and have a look, maybe it can help. ”
She made up her mind, the power of the mind was activated, Lori's pajamas faded in an instant, and the dark green slit cheongsam hanging on the hanger was put on.
Smack!
The windows open automatically.
Her whole body flashed green, and instantly turned into a long rainbow and disappeared into the sky.
……
Z City Park.
The tornado fell quickly, and I saw a pool of strange wreckage on the ground, "Dead?" Someone has been wiped out......"
"Well, there are weirdos in other places as well, and I'm idle anyway, go over there and have a look."
"Eh, or are you dead?"
"It's ...... over here, too"
"Who did it? All ten of the oddities were killed. ”
Tatsumaki stood next to the corpse of a crab monster and was annoyed, "I don't have to fight, the world will be very peaceful...... What is this? Her eyes were sharp as she stared at the crab monster who had been punched in the belly, "Every corpse has strong marks of a punch, huh?" Why are the ways in which these weirdos die so familiar? A headshot? ”
A bland and majestic face flashed through her mind, "Did that stinky king do it?" Anyway, that guy is indeed on a mission in Z City! ”
She clenched her small fists and gritted her teeth, "Can't lose to that guy." ”
The disaster alarm sounded in the center of Z, "Emergency evacuation notice, emergency evacuation notice, strange hot dogs appeared on the streets of Z city, and the disaster level was wolf ......"
"Ah, ah, there has been, the next weirdo has appeared! It's in Z City again! ”
"That's my prey, no one wants to run away!!"
With a whoosh, the tornado gritted its teeth and soared into the sky.
……
A street in City Z.
The wolf-level weirdo Hot Dog and the C-class hero 111 armed foremen are facing off.
A hot dog is a large single eyelid hot dog with a mussel-like shape, four limbs (plus the thick ham sausage in the middle, five limbs), and a pair of large eyes.
The armed foreman was an uncle with a Mediterranean hairstyle, heavy reading glasses, a suit, and armor around his limbs and waist, with a certain combat effectiveness.
"I'm hotdog, I've become a weirdo because I love hot dog food too much, I'm going to squeeze you and kill you! Let each and every one of you die from too much salt due to ketchup!! Hahaha! ”
The left and right sides of the hot dog are like the bread of the female raw (river crab) reproductive organs, one by one, a large ham sausage in the middle is wriggling, and the red tomato sauce is dripping, and the scene is disgusting.
"When I saw you, I thought of my mother-in-law...... It's been a long time since I've tasted meat, but I can't let you get away with it. ”
The armed foreman took a few more glances at the hot dog, took out a box of stomach medicine from his waist and swallowed it, and then immediately assumed an offensive posture, "Hot dog freak, let me be your opponent!" ”
Just when the two were sympathizing with each other, a palm trick that fell from the sky, oh no, it was a tornado that fell from the sky and appeared out of thin air, instantly rolling the hot dog into the sky.
Whoa!
In the face of the powerful tornado, the ground cracked in an instant, the rubble was in the air, and the small body of the hot dog turned into a meat puree, and the sprayed ketchup stained the armed foreman's body.
"Whew~ I won this time." Tatsumaki looked at the weirdo who was crushed into slag by himself, laughed, and rose to the sky, "Ha, that's a lot more refreshing." ”
The armed foreman looked at the direction in which the tornado disappeared, then looked down at his body of ketchup, and said in a daze: "Hey, that weird guy just now said that there was too much ketchup, and it would ......."
Smack!
Suddenly, his body went limp and collapsed.
"Come on, C-class hero armed foreman is unconscious due to too much ketchup on his body and inhaling too much salt......"
I have a sentence about MMP that I don't know if to say or not!?
Armed Foreman: MMP!