The three of us walked into the arena lounge, and the first feeling was that we were in the world of "Attack on Titan", why are we all taller and stronger than us? What kind of divine milk did you grow up drinking when you were a child?

After looking around for a week, I finally saw a person who was about the same height as Manman, I trotted all the way and went to greet him: "Kulin, the old man of the Turtle Immortal, how are you?" Did you find a beautiful woman with him? ”

The little monk in front of him with a reflective brain and six ring scars on his head is Kulin, with a "turtle" word LOGO on his chest, looking uneasy, looking like a turtle shrinking and trembling, where does it look like the first strongest human race in the future.

"Are you?。。。 I don't think I've seen you before. Kurin replied.

"I've seen the Turtle Immortals, and there is a somersault cloud that your master gave my sister paper." I touched his slippery little head, overoiled, it felt so good...

"You are the apprentice of that Sun Dasheng, I heard that he has a bet with my master Turtle Immortal, and the bet is to see which of us is ranked higher in the competition?!" He looked up at me and figured that this was his first time competing, and he was too nervous, and I was half an acquaintance, so he was so excited.

"That's right, let's do a good job this time, I hope to see you in the final!" I cheered for him.

"Actually, I wish I had a fight with you sooner!" Kulin said expectantly.

"Why?"

"If you beat you in the primary, my master will win, and it doesn't matter if I can't make it to the finals...

"See you later!!" I turned around and left, it hurt my feelings, Kulin is really not a good monk, too inauthentic, or I look weak? It shouldn't be, Ye Yuanying cultivated, as the saying goes, I'm no longer a human, I'm a master of cultivating immortals who stepped into the immortal gate with half of my body, didn't I just work hard to fight robots a few days ago?

(Werewolf ronin appeared bird, explaining: What you defeated was not a combat robot in the first place, and the production was originally a ---positioning nanny robot...) ）

A boar dressed in a gorgeous costume walked up to the stage, holding a piece of paper, and chanted "woo woo woo" for half an hour, we couldn't understand, Oolong hurriedly helped translate:

"Friends, how are you? Can friends in the back hear? Raise your hand and signal, you won't all understand the pig language, it's up to me, be quiet! Do you know who I am? Sit down, don't get by my name, my name is Wild-Pig-Meat (drooling), scared, if you're not scared, just wait and see, do you know what I do? (As if doing good deeds) I am engaged in real estate, who wants to buy a house in the future to find me (pleading tone), as for today's investors, everyone must give me face, good performance is rewarded (very bad tone), let's (*^▽^*) start to explain the rules of the selection competition

This preliminary competition is sponsored and supported by Wild Boar Real Estate Co., Ltd., want to buy a good house? Come to the original ecological house, the villa where the beasts live in the habit, the 5,000-square-foot luxury mansion, only 9,999 seats, only for the rich you collect... Oh yes, and the rules of the game, cough cough... This competition is from the country from one hundred and eight heroes selected eight really good men, into the finals, so the competition is very fierce, either death or injury, everyone remember to buy accident insurance... The rules are one point for slapping the face, two points for kicking the crotch, three points for pulling the hair, and five points for losing, and you can't kill anyone, everything else can be... Surrender is abstention, and falling outside the ring with your feet is also losing, and you can't stay in the air for more than ten minutes, otherwise you will be considered a loser!

The winged players in the audience expressed dissatisfaction? If you don't accept it, go back to sleep, the company doesn't listen to me when you pay for it, give it to Lao Tzu to play!

After that, let's get down to business and start playing. Everyone's applause can be heard! ”

It's a pity that one of the contestants below applauded, chirping, chirping, only to see him go away angrily, and I don't know what he chirped.

It was embarrassing that few players around him could understand him, this sponsorship was really called a white flower, and after a while, a guy with glasses repeated the rules of the game.

Next, the number is drawn, the three of us happen to be in different groups, and it's good luck, I really hope to meet Kulin soon, whether you win or lose it's a relief, I don't know if I'm from a good brother? If you can spit out a sip of salt soda to defeat your opponent, why bother doing it? Do you really think that those male pig feet who kill people in all directions in fantasy cultivation don't have swollen hands?

o(╥﹏╥)o

I'm a group of No. 1, in the current buzzword, I'm the first brother, the starting point is the first brother, doesn't it sound bullish?

(YY won't at once...) ）

"The first group of selections begins, and players No. 1 and No. 2 are invited!"

"Come on from the good pot!"

"Don't hold on, if you can't admit defeat...

"The other party is big, dodge remember to drill the crotch...

I was sent to the ring, and I didn't pay attention to the words behind me, the first time I fought on such a formal occasion, some people watched, some applauded, and some people ate melon seeds... And it's still alone.,I'm really not used to it.,Even a brick is wooden.。。。

A guy who looks like Lu Zhishen stepped into the ring with one foot, hey, I climbed up, he walked up, and he lost more than a little bit in morale.

"Are you an ant? Do you want to climb in the ring? Ha ha... I thought No. 2 was unlucky, it seems that 2 represents V, and I want to win! Woohaha... ”

"The game is half an hour! Start now! From Liang to Luxixi... The referee shouted.

"Luxisi, I'm still coming to Pipiru..." I'll start with a slap in the face.

Lu Xixi turned around and said to herself, "My sister paper is here? ”

I jumped up and punched him first, jumped too high, and I was about to hit him in the face, so I couldn't foul... Quickly withdrew his fist, hit his head on his chin, and with a "cluck", his jaw knocked off. I took advantage of it and hurriedly jumped forward, but he turned around and punched him into the air.

Luxisi's jaw dropped and he couldn't speak, but his temper must have come up, his neck was thickened twice, and his two long arms wanted to come and grab me.

"Your pants aren't zipped... I pointed at his shorts, he lowered his head to check, and I pointed to the big iron lamp above his head, using the exorcism spell of the Yuanying realm, the big iron lamp lanyard broke, and smashed the bowed Luxixi straight away.

"Talking and laughing, strong enemies, ashes... After I finished speaking, I jumped out of the ring in a chic leap, and the audience looked at each other and said in my heart: "This is too good... ”

Manju praised me and said: "Brother Congliang's spell use is more exquisite... ”

"That's, you don't know how hard his jaw is, and before he could open the eggshell, I had a big bag on my head... It's really not like a fight.,It's not like the author forced me to kill the Quartet.,One thought becomes a Buddha.,One thought becomes a demon.。。。 ”

"Referee, is this game counted? It's the poor quality of the lamps and lanterns of your conference.,Evil investors。。。 ”

"That's right, this game doesn't count, there's an insider, someone covers him above... The big iron lamp shrouded him... ”

The referee suppressed public anger in one sentence: "Luck is also part of strength, and if you smash it, you will be dizzy, which means that you have not practiced the iron head skills... ”