Chapter 317 Suspect - Bald Saitama

"Heh, that's just the case for A-class bounty criminals!"

The cross keys and mourning clothes suspenders proudly stepped on the cow cow who had passed out in a coma.

"Wow, the cross key and the mourning clothes sling are so powerful, they actually knocked down the A-level bounty prisoner Niu Niu."

"That's cool!"

"The police haven't appeared yet, and sure enough, it depends on heroes at critical moments!"

The citizens cheered when they saw that the danger was lifted.

In the face of everyone's praise, the cross key smiled modestly: "Little meaning, small meaning......" Haha, although I don't know why, but after defeating the A-level bounty criminal, this time I am about to be promoted to the B level, the salary will rise, and the meal will be upgraded from instant noodles to small stir-fry.

"That's what we're supposed to do." The mourning clothes and suspenders talked eloquently to the citizens, "As a hero, when I see the citizens in danger, even if I know that I am invincible, I must stand up, it is not a question of whether I can fight or not, but the duty of a hero makes me have to stand up......"

Saitama stared thoughtfully at the cow, then turned his head and asked, "Hey, King, did you manipulate that cow just now?" ”

"Oh, yes." King replied nonchalantly, "I was the one who controlled his body." ”

Saitama fussed, "Wow, King, can you manipulate someone without a gamepad?" ”

“…… This one. King glanced at Saitama strangely, and said mysteriously: "Actually, I have practiced this ability to the extreme, and realized the supreme realm of 'no handle in my hand, but a handle in my heart'."

"Really?" Saitama looked suspicious, "If you're like this, aren't you casually controlling others?" Hey, you're not going to control me from doing bad things, are you? ”

"......" King cried and laughed, "Don't worry, I'm a hero, I won't do bad things." ”

"Excuse me, who knocked down the A-class bounty criminal?"

The police finally arrived belatedly, and were relieved to see that the robbers had all been put down.

"Hey, what did you cops do? It's been so long, and the daylilies are cold. ”

"It's just that if the two heroes hadn't appeared in time, the robbers would have run away long ago."

"Is it any wonder that the stomach pouch of a cow can be arrogant in Z City for so long? It turns out that it's all caused by you police buckets. ”

"What, it's the same cost of the people's money, and the heroes can always arrive at the scene in time to protect us, but you police always show up after the fact, if you want me to say, just let the government cancel the police department."

"That's right, the police are too useless or something, they should be banned, and heroes can do the work of the police anyway."

Citizens complain about the inefficiency of the police.

"It's our fault that frightened you."

The police officer who came to the scene was a middle-aged uncle, wearing a majestic police uniform, with a serious face and a beard, he bowed slightly to everyone, "I'm very sorry, I am the director of the Z City Police Department, you can call me Director Xiong, for some reasons, most of the police officers of our police station went out, so that we could arrive at the scene in time to protect everyone's safety, here, I apologize to everyone on behalf of the police department...... I'm sorry!! ”

"What could be more important than keeping us safe?"

"Well, isn't it the duty of the police to protect the lives and property of our citizens?"

"If you can't guarantee our safety, what do we want your police department to do? Do you eat white rice? ”

The citizens did not appreciate it at all, and one by one they accused the police station of being useless.

Director Xiong has been apologizing in a low voice: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, we promise that something like this will not happen again, please forgive me." ”

"Really, I don't trust your police department anymore, and the Hero Association is more conscientious than you."

"That's right, the heroes are running for our safety."

"I heard that the monthly salary of the heroes is very low, not as good as your police, but they are full of energy to carry out justice, I really don't know, I am shocked!"

"No, I'm going to donate more money for the heroes, and I can't let them shed blood and tears."

"Yes, yes, support the heroes!"

The citizens talked a lot in front of Director Xiong, and they didn't care about the face of the police station.

Director Xiong clenched his fists, smiled and asked softly, "That, can you please record a confession?" ”

"What kind of confession to record, this is a clear thing! We were robbed of the bank by the stomach bag of the cow, and it was the two heroes who defeated the robbery gang and rescued us from the two heroes of the cross key and the mourning clothes sling......"

"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you."

"I still have to work, please let me go."

After thanking the swastika and the mourning clothes sling, the citizens left the bank with trepidation, ignoring the statement taken by Director Xiong.

After a while, in addition to the bank staff, only the cross key, the mourning clothes suspenders, and the four people of King and Saitama were left at the scene.

Director Xiong glanced at the D-pad and the mourning clothes suspenders, and naturally turned his gaze to King and Saitama, "You two, can you help...... Wait a minute, bald? ”

Saitama was annoyed, "What's wrong with the bald head?" I became bald and stronger. ”

King smiled secretly, Saitama's bald head was too eye-catching, but, Saitama, men have become convex, only to become stronger, and it is bad to be bald.

"Sorry sir, I'm not complaining about your bald head." Director Xiong apologized: "That's the case, we recently had a case, according to the reaction of witnesses, the murderer is bald, so after seeing your appearance, I will subconsciously scream, I am very sorry." ”

"Murderer?" Saitama's body bent slightly, very depressed: "Why are so many villains bald?" Last time, there was a Taoyuan group who was also bald, so I was also mistaken for a villain of the Taoyuan group. ”

"Ha, probably the gangsters have been in prison, that's why they are bald!" Director Xiong made a little joke to liven up the atmosphere, however, when his gaze swept over Saitama's arm, he suddenly froze, his right hand slammed into the pistol on his waist, and his left hand pointed at Saitama's arm and said, "Sir, what is the blood-red liquid on your arm?" ”

"Huh? This one...... It's blood! ”

Saitama raised his hand and took a look, and sure enough, there were some blood stains on his arm, which he had accidentally stained when he killed Di Loren just now.

"Blood?"

Director Xiong looked at Saitama vigilantly and said in a deep voice, "Sir, please come back to the police station with me, we have something to ask you." ”

The cross key stared at Saitama with glowing eyes, and his expression was eager to try: "Oh, is this bald head a gangster?" ”

The mourning dress sling pulled his sling with his palm, and his eyes narrowed, "I'm really lucky today, I picked up a strange person on the road, and I defeated the A-level bounty just now, and now I met a weak gangster, it seems that we are destined to be promoted to B-level heroes." ”

"Two, I'm sorry, the other party has not yet been confirmed to be a gangster, please don't do it, our police will take him to the police station to assist in investigating the case."

Saitama looked confused, pointed at himself and said angrily, "Me? Scoundrel? Hey, you're mistaken, I'm a hero! ”

"Heroes?"

The cross key and the mourning clothes sling looked at each other and asked, "Please tell me your hero name." ”

"Hero name?" Saitama was stunned, "Eh, I haven't yet!" ”

"Huh, exposed, right? You are not a hero at all, because every hero will have their own specific name, you guy, you must be a hero to commit murder and ruin the reputation of our heroes, what a damn thing! ”

"We will enforce justice and end your short and evil life!"

“……”

King was speechless for a while, what's the situation, how come it took a while for Saitama to become a suspect?