I have to say that this abbot doesn't look like an abbot at all, Chen Li has passed countless temples all the way to the west, and the abbots he has seen have also grabbed a handful.

There are those who are compassionate and compassionate, those who are highly respected, and those who are different from the outside to the outside, but like the one in front of me, there is something powerful and unyielding, and there are some rich and noble people in the lust, and it is really the first time I have encountered it.

If it weren't for Chen Li's eyes of fire and the eyes of the Great Dao, he confirmed that this old bastard who peeked at the white bone essence and water Qingling from time to time, and the brocade-haired rat, was an ordinary person, he really wanted to fight with a stick.

"Have you seen enough? Why don't I put a tuft of hair on your head and make you vulgar? ”

Seeing that the old bald donkey was swallowing his saliva while peeking at the three beauties, and he didn't look at them at all, Chen Li couldn't help but grin and curse.

When the abbot heard this, he swallowed his saliva and replied casually, "Look, enough is enough." ”

Then I saw him react, blew his beard and glared: "What do you say about this monkey, Lao Gao is a monk, he looks at all of you, Lao Gao treats everyone equally, where do you want to go?" It's really born from the heart, you look like demons, and your mind is so dirty, hey......"

The old bald donkey's face was filled with righteous indignation, and after he finished speaking, he did not forget to pretend to hate iron and sigh.

Chen Li wants to say a word about you.

The sky was getting dark, and the old bald donkey was a little unconscious, so Chen Li had no choice but to let the little white dragon come in, and coerce and lure him, and then he asked the disciples to cook with a blue face, and prepare a few other rooms for this group of unreasonable Dongtu monsters to rest.

It's just that when the rice is ready, everyone puts the bowl on the table and smashes it, only to find out that this old bald donkey is really a little girl, although a large group of people say that the rice is available, but the dish is only one plate, and they still don't know when the pickle is when.

The group of people ate quite depressed, and even the little monk couldn't help but mumble.

"This abbot is too frugal, and we can be regarded as guests anyway, but he ......"

Chen Li was also angry and said: "This old bald donkey is not a serious monk at first glance, you wait here, I'll go to their kitchen to check and see if there is anything delicious." ”

"Huh? Not okay? The little monk blinked, but the rolling of the Adam's apple still proved that he was actually wrong with his mouth.

Chen Li smiled: "It's okay, I won't take more." ”

As he spoke, he rushed out of the door, and when the previous disciples were burning the fire, Chen Li inadvertently saw the white smoke rising, so he knew where the temple kitchen was.

Probably because he was a thief, so he seemed a little sneaky, tiptoed to the kitchen, looked into the aisles on both sides, and made sure that there was no one, so he pushed open the door and walked in.

As a result, as soon as he entered, he was stunned on the spot.

And in the kitchen, the old bald donkey, who was holding the wine jar in one hand and the chicken leg in the other, was also stunned, so that a large piece of chicken in his mouth forgot to swallow, and when his throat moved, it rolled down, choking him with a red face and red ears, and almost lost his breath.

"Okay, you old bastard, as the abbot of the temple, you secretly open meat in the kitchen, you can't help it, you can't help it!"

Chen Li spoke first, with an angry face.

"Ahem, ahem, ahem......" The abbot finally swallowed the chicken in his throat, and when he saw the monkey questioning, his face suddenly panicked, and he ducked back with his hands, hiding the chicken legs and wine behind his back.

He looked embarrassed and said with a sneer: "That monkey, you see that the old man is not kind to you, for you to eat and live, you must not say anything about this, otherwise the majesty of my abbot will be swept away." ”

"Fuck off, you have good wine and meat yourself, give us rice and pickles, this is not thin? You wait for me, and I'll go and call the monks in the monastery and let them see what kind of person their abbot master is. ”

Chen Li glared, turned around and was about to open the door.

Seeing this, the abbot immediately panicked, his body rushed over like a rabbit, and while holding Chen Li tightly with both hands, he did not forget to smear the oil on Chen Li's palm, and said: "Monkey, if you have something to say, let's sit down and say it well, don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive." ”

His face was rather flustered.

Seeing him like this, Chen Li couldn't help but smile at the corner of his mouth, and said, "If I don't want to say it, it's okay, but I have to pay for this hush money......

"Hush money...... the abbot muttered, and then said with a sad face: "Monkey, I am a monk, and the incense in the courtyard is not prosperous, where did the hush money come from, aren't you embarrassed by my monk?" ”

"Are you embarrassed to say that you are a monk? Then I won't be a Buddha anymore? Chen Lizhi pouted.

When the abbot heard this, he smiled and said, "It's all up to you, as long as you agree, you can be this Buddha." ”

As soon as these words came out, the atmosphere in the room suddenly became strange, Chen Li's eyes looked at him suspiciously, and his eyes lit up again, but it can be seen that this thing is still an ordinary person.

But Chen Li always felt that he was a little eccentric.

The abbot snorted and said, "Monkey, you see it's not too early, you go back to sleep quickly, and forget about what you just saw when you sleep, do you think it?" ”

"Not good!" Chen Li temporarily put away the doubts in his heart and said, "A large group of us eat a plate of pickles, which is too little. ”

"Uh, that's too little? That's okay, we don't have anything in this temple, it's just a lot of pickles, I'll give you another spoonful. ”

As he spoke, the abbot turned around and walked to a pickle jar in the corner of the kitchen, and was about to do it.

And Chen Li directly stopped: "Don't pretend to be stupid, if you don't want me to say it, it's very simple, hand over your wine and meat, I don't see it." ”

"What?" When the abbot heard this, he almost jumped up, as if this wine and meat were his lifeblood.

Seeing this, Chen Li directly opened the door and opened his mouth, "Big ......"

Before everyone could say anything, they were pulled back to the kitchen by the abbot.

"Okay, okay, I'll give it to you, just give it to you."

The abbot had an expression of eating a dead mouse, and handed a jar of wine in his hand to Chen Li, Chen Li stretched out his hand to take it, but found that this guy was still reluctant to let go, and he suddenly felt a temptation in his heart, and used a little strength.

But the abbot suddenly couldn't hold it, and a jar of wine was snatched away by him.

"It seems that you really haven't cultivated?" Chen Li muttered in his heart, and then said to his father-in-law: "And that chicken." ”

"Ah......h

Seeing Chen Li pointing to the pot, the abbot almost cried, there was a whole chicken in it, and he had just pulled a chicken leg.

"Ahh

Chen Li grasped the thing that threatened the old bald donkey, and immediately showed the nature of a robber.

The abbot covered his face with one hand and couldn't help himself from crying, and then opened the pot with a trembling other hand, took out the fragrant roast chicken, and handed it to Chen Lishi, as if he couldn't bear to look at it more, so he didn't look over his head directly.

Chen Li laughed triumphantly, and then said, "There's still a chicken leg there, bring it too." ”

"Huh? I've eaten that. ”

"What if you've eaten it? I don't mind. ”

Chen Li is serious.

"Woo, woo...... Robbers, robbers! ”

The abbot covered his face and walked towards the chicken leg with a crying voice, perhaps because he was too reluctant, causing his face to suddenly turn fierce, and he spat on the chicken leg with a snort.

Then he picked up the chicken legs, turned his head and smiled, "Do you want it now?" ”

The corners of Chen Li's mouth twitched.

"Don't ......"

Brothers, the ones behind are going to catch up, kneel and beg for a monthly pass~~~~

(End of chapter)