Chapter 17: Days on the Northern Realm

"Drink!"

Chen Rui's muscles burst out and tried to move on the northern king under ten times the gravity.

The King of the Northern Realm had already reclined back in his chair and continued to sleep, only the orangutan and grasshopper sat on the ground and watched Chen Rui walk staggering like a toddler......

"Whew! No more! It's already the limit! ”

Chen Rui barely took three steps without exploding.

He fell to the ground with a "poof......

"It seems that before coming up with something to make the king of the Northern Realm laugh. I've got to try to defy gravity first! Otherwise, any realm king fist, the vitality bullet is all empty......"

Chen Rui closed his eyes and lay on the ground in a "too" manner.

Along the way, he continued to fly again, and he was active on the supergravity northern kingdom king, and Chen Rui's body was already exhausted......

A wave of tiredness hit.

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Time passed, and Chen Rui fell asleep unconsciously.

The smell of food fills the air......

While asleep, Chen Rui's nose suddenly moved.

"Food !!"

Chen Rui woke up suddenly, and just wanted to get up.

I found that I was uncomfortable, as if there were ten thousand mountains pressing on my body!

"I'm rubbing! Forget I'm still in the North! Nima is really deadly! ”

The desire for food made Chen Rui overcome gravity tenfold!

"Humph! Gravity also wants to stop the power of a foodie! Look at me!! Hah!! ”

I saw Chen Rui trembling and crawling towards the house of the king of the northern realm in front of him......

One-step! Two steps! One step at a time, two steps! ……

Chen Rui slowly moved his heavy body and crawled towards the Northern Realm King's house like a turtle.

Chen Rui: "Food...... Food!!! ”

In the Northern Realm King's house, the Realm King, who was eating, suddenly raised his head and said, "Bablous, is there any sound?!" ”

The orangutan named Bablous responded as he ate a banana: "Oh hoo! Oh hoo!! ”

King of the North: "......"

Gregley: "It's the human outside the house......"

The grasshopper pointed out the window, and Chen Rui was gritting his teeth and crawling towards the house. He kept muttering "food...... Food ......"

The King of the Northern Realm only reacted at this time, he pointed to the fried fry on the table and said to Bablos, "Bablos, go and bring this to him." ”

Bablous nodded.

"Oh hoo! Oh hoo! He walked out with a plate in his hands.

Chen Rui looked up and saw the orangutan walking over with fried noodles, and his eyes lit up. The saliva almost came out!

Somehow, a force welled up in his body, and Chen Rui slowly got up by holding on to the ground.

At this time, Bablous had already walked up to Chen Rui and handed Chen Rui the plate with fried noodles.

Chen Rui trembled and took the plate with his hands, and he didn't care if there were any cutlery such as forks. Eat it directly with your hands on the chow mein......

……

After gobbling up the fried noodles, Chen Rui felt that he finally had a lot of strength in his body.

Chen Rui: "That...... Is there anything else to eat?! ”

Bablos clasped his head with the fingers of his right hand and nodded at Chen Rui.

Chen Rui returned the clean plate to Bablous, and said to it, "Trouble for a few more plates!" ”

Bablous: "Oh hoo! Oh hoo! After a few sounds, he turned and walked back into the house.

Chen Rui sat on the ground and muttered, "I don't know if it's an illusion." After eating, I feel that my body is not so heavy. ”

Soon, Barbrus came over with two more plates of food.

……

Soon the floor was filled with a pile of empty plates.

Chen Rui: "Ahaha! Eat enough, eat enough! Thank you for your hospitality! ”

With a drop of cold sweat hanging on his head, Bablous let out an "oh hoo". Carrying a pile of empty plates, I went back to the house to wash the dishes.

The King of the Northern Realm walked out of the house and happened to see Chen Rui.

King of the North: "Boy! Did you think of a joke? ”

Chen Rui shook his head.

King of the North: "Okay, I'll ask later!" ”

Chen Rui: "......"

……

Time passed day by day, and more than a month has passed in the blink of an eye!

In the past month or so, Chen Rui has become very familiar with the King of the Northern Realm and his pets, and often eats and plays with them. Among them, it was found that the King of the Northern Realm had many human habits.

One of them is to look at the calendar, and every day the king of the northern realm tears off a piece of the calendar......

There are still many common technologies in the house of the King of the Northern Realm, such as telephones and televisions...... I haven't used it much, though

More than a month is not a long time, but it is not a short time.

Although Chen Rui still didn't think of a joke that made the king of the world laugh. But at least he had become familiar with the weight of the northern king.

From crawling at the beginning, to walking slowly and swayingly at the back.

Now, as long as he doesn't do strenuous cultivation, Chen Rui has enough physical strength to move normally on the Northern Realm King.

Today, Chen Rui is doing physical training on the grass of the northern king planet as always.

“250…… 300…… 350!”

Chen Rui sweated like rain, the muscles of his whole body were tense, and the green tendons on his body burst out one by one!

“500…… Call! Let's take a break. ”

Chen Rui stopped his push-ups and sat down on the grass. He wiped the sweat from his forehead with his hands, and then took off the Kamesen-ryu martial arts uniform shirt that was soaked in sweat as if he had been fished out of the water.

Chen Rui walked to the river and washed his face, and the cold river water ran across his face. I felt a lot more energetic, so I washed my clothes and hung them on the tree.

"Oh hoo!"

Bablous grabbed a banana in one hand and came to Chen Rui's side. handed a banana to Chen Rui.

"Huh?! For me?! ”

"Oh hoo!"

"Thank you, Babrubour!"

"Oh hoo!"

Chen Rui took Bablos's banana and touched his head. A man and an orangutan sat by the river and ate bananas.

The roar of cars comes from far and near!

There was no need to look back, Chen Rui knew that it was the King of the Northern Realm who was driving again.

"Hey! Chen Rui! Did you think of a joke?! ”

"Nope!"

Chen Rui replied impatiently.

"Oh! Then I'll ask later. ”

The King of the Northern Realm said with a smile, and then stepped on the accelerator.

"Boom!"

The car sped away!

Chen Rui "......"

Ballooth: "......"

This conversation has been going on for more than a month. The King of the Northern Realm would come to say hello dozens of times a day.

"Hey...... I'm an anime nerd. It's not a joker. I really can't think of any jokes that make people laugh. ”

Chen Rui scratched his hair in distress, and Ballforth looked at Chen Rui. got up and walked behind Chen Rui, put his hands under Chen Rui's armpits, and scratched them quickly!

"Ahaha! What are you doing?! Bablous! Hahaha! Are you trying to laugh at me!! ”

Balloos stopped tickling, and Chen Rui looked at him suspiciously. He started scratching at himself a few more times!

"Oh hoo!"

"Huh?! What are you trying to say?! ”

"Oh hoo! Oh ~ Whew! ”

"Huh?!"

A flash of inspiration flashed in Chen Rui's mind!

"You mean to let me scratch the Lord of the Realm?! Make him laugh! ”

"Oh hoo!"

Bablous gave a thumbs up with both hands!

"But will this work......?"

"Oh huh?"

Chen Rui stood up and patted the grass on his buttocks. smiled and said, "No matter, give it a try." ”

……

"Lord of the Realm!"

The King of the Northern Realm was lying on a recliner reading a book, and Chen Rui's voice came from a distance.

He turned his head to see that Chen Rui and Bablous were running towards him.

"What's wrong?!"

The King of the Northern Realm asked.

Chen Rui said with a smile: "Although I didn't think of jokes, I have a way to make you laugh!" What do you think?! ”

"Oh?! What?! ”

"Come here!"

Chen Rui beckoned to the King of the Northern Realm and motioned for him to come to Chen Rui's side.

The King of the Northern Realm put down the book, walked up to Chen Rui and asked suspiciously, "And then?!" ”

"Haha! Look ahead! ”

Chen Rui quickly reached out and scratched under the armpit of the Northern Realm King. The King of the Northern Realm reacted immediately!

"Ahh No!! Hahahahaha Hahahahaha!! ”

Seeing that the King of the Northern Realm smiled, Chen Rui stopped his hands.

"Ahem...... All right. Although the process is a bit different. But to laugh is to laugh. I promise to guide you in your practice! ”

The King of the Northern Realm smiled and nodded.

"Great! Hooray"

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