As I said last time, a picture of the third brother is about to come out, so I don't want it. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Everything has to start with the competition between Xiao XX and Niu to speak Mandarin.

I still suspect that God has sprinkled wisdom on the world, but this child has wittily opened an umbrella.

But often stupid people also have stupid blessings, and my undefeated golden body was unintentionally made into Xiang by this kid.

Xiao XX, a Cantonese person, if you speak Mandarin badly, it's rotten, why is it still translated, translate it, translate it, the lines are Mao and me...

Cantonese people are not divided between L and N, so when Xiao XX said, Silver Wolf, how do you listen to my Mandarin... When the wolf word became a sac...

The silver silver was made into an associative sentence by the powerful translation software, and it became a yin word, and then, my world became a room without lights, and it was all cloudy...

I don't have a hobby of self-blackening, but it's not easy to think about this child, so sincere, I finally stepped on the dog and broke the cow once, as if Bajie was tired and couldn't sit on a spider spirit with a butt, and I still had to encourage and encourage, so that there might be a second or third.

In addition, he shouts in my ear every day, Langlang, your joy is not out of 2...

Yes, I don't think about his IQ enlightenment, I have to be self-hacking in order to tell this story!

This is simply a model of lying guns, so I was so angry that I changed the QQ nickname that I hadn't changed for more than four years, but it was useful, think about dozens of animals calling you every day, that's not what you want to call you, this is a lot of money.

Speaking of Xiang and Zhongkou, I have to talk about a person, that person is called Loew, that's right, the German men's football coach who is known as the boogers.

To some extent, the boogers are actually a rare strange man in the world, whatever you say, I'm such a bull.

But the big uncle in the group doesn't think so, his name is Fence Sky, and he is the one who is called Fence Teacher.

The fence is a real German fan of twenty years, think about the golden bombers Klinsmann and Mateusnabo more than twenty years ago, and the Kahn Barak in the back is not bad, they are all tough guys.

So, you can imagine how bitter the fence teacher felt when he saw a thin player like Ozil Niangniang who could only dribble and not kick the ball.

Fortunately, there is also a goalkeeper Neuer who is good at playing at the back, but he was kicked out of the European Championship by my big bus god, which makes the fence feel like there is no hope.

Mr. Fence's frustration finally exploded in the World Cup in Brazil two years ago.

When he saw that the booger made Ronaldo doubt his life with his hand that had been buckled in the booery, he hated him and told us in the group, although Germany is going to win the World Cup this year, I will eat live on the teacher!

My God, this is too exciting, but to be honest, although there were a lot of German fans in a group at that time, few of them were optimistic that Germany would win the championship, and they didn't take it too seriously.

Who knows, the nemesis Italy was eliminated, and the German tank marched all the way, slaughtering Brazil, killing Argentina again, and finally winning the Hercules Cup!

The fence is trying to play with amnesia, but there is a small wave known as the ninth section of the wave, can he fly? It took me ten hours to flip through at least 5,000 pages of chat history, and finally found the sentence of his live broadcast eating Xiang, and it was very cruel to take a screenshot...

Since then, whenever the argumentative fence teacher and people are debating in full swing, this screenshot will definitely suddenly appear in front of him like Ye Gucheng's flying immortals, and make their eyes dark, I don't know if they fainted, but it definitely makes them regret not being at the beginning!

Later, the fence teacher disappeared for more than a year, until more than half a month ago, when he suddenly popped up and scared me.

Fence loves to talk to me about football, because I'm the kind of person who likes to watch the five major leagues, I basically know what new players are coming out, I don't know exactly what to do, and then I can live with Du Niang, and he has always used me as an encyclopedia to watch football.

His knowledge of football is not bad, and some of the old stories I may not know, but he can tell them all the way, and often makes me feel like I have opened a football history textbook.

Especially when CCTV used to only say 'in' when Jianhong's sister-in-law was there, when it came to this game of commentary, the fence teacher and I definitely talked to each other, chatting and watching, and the chat records of the two of us could be more than 50 pages per game.

This time he wanted to talk to me about the ball, but I talked to him about the upgraded boogers first.

That guy, people don't like the smell of boogers, so he licks his fingers again.

When the fence teacher was angry because of this, I comforted him and said, in fact, teacher, you should thank the sphazard man, everyone has helped you live broadcast and eat Xiang, what else do you want!

In 12 hours, the 4/1 knockout match between Germany and Italy in the European Championship will be staged, and I wonder who will have the last laugh this time?

It doesn't matter, the important thing is that you and I bet on Poland and Portugal, saying that Poland won and asked me not to mention my new book to you, but didn't Poland lose, should you make good on your promise to write me a book review?

I want to know what happened next, and listen to the next breakdown, I'm not a silver wolf, I'm Lang Kuan Jiuduan, I'll talk about it next time.