Chapter Seventy-One: The Second Senior Brother is Here
The two people in front of me were dressed to break my traditional understanding:
A square-faced, gold-rimmed glasses, suit and leather shoes, at first glance, looks like a private entrepreneur with a higher socialist education.
A man with a vegetable face, covered in patches on his clothes, looked like several bags of elders of the old society beggar gang.
They swaggered up to me, each taking up his own weapon.
I said to Zhu Bajie with deep affection: "Bajie, the brothers who have survived the calamity are here, and they meet with a smile and a grudge!" ”
Lao Sha said proudly: "Store manager, I saw that there were too many monsters this time, so I brought the second senior brother over to help." ”
I was very grateful, and picked up an empty bottle of Coke on the ground and handed it to him.
Bajie took off his suit and put it in a clean place, turned around and said, "I heard these three fools say that you can't handle this matter, and you have called to transfer the task to others, and they should come over immediately... Also, please call me Mr. Gao... ”
Lao Sha said to Bajie: "Senior brother, let's revive the former majesty and subdue the demons again!" ”
Bajie said: "Senior brother, wake up, it turns out that we haven't been very strong, it's the monkey rushing forward... And I just joined the World Conservation Wildlife Organization... ”
The two black beasts didn't let us talk about idle days, and when they saw that we were coming to help, they immediately flew over like two cars.
"Three fools, don't let down the demon pestle that I worked so hard to find for you, it cost a lot of money." Bajie instructed Sha Sha Dao, he was worthy of being the marshal of Tianpeng in the upper realm thousands of years ago, and when he picked up the nine-tooth nail rake, he had already turned into his body, and his body looked like a pig's head.
I always thought that Zhu Bajie's original appearance should be simple and cute, a cute and cute cartoon shape. But at a glance now, obediently my little heart, my childhood understanding of Zhu Bajie's appearance was ruthlessly destroyed.
In a word, there is still a big difference between the appearance of wild boars and domestic pigs.
No wonder his real name was Zhu Gangguan in the early years, and the people who helped him choose his name hated him...
When Lao Sha picked up the demon pestle again, his momentum also changed from an ordinary beggar to a young leader of the beggar gang, his unkempt long hair was flying, and Bajie flew to meet a black beast respectively.
The two treasures were in their hands, and there were bursts of light, and every time they hit the black beasts, their black mist faded away. The book once said that the warrior's feelings for weapons are like a man to a woman, and when they are in the depths of their love, they are like a rib of their own.
Although Bajie and Lao Sha have been abandoned for thousands of years, only one percent of the power of the year remains, and it is not an ordinary monster to provoke, although the two black beasts are brave, but they are the three evil swords of the ancients, and they can have temporary power, but they cannot be powerful for a long time.
I watched my apprentice work hard, and I couldn't be idle, so I quickly woke up Lu Guoqing, who was knocked out by a sneeze from the black beast, and Lu Guoqing said with a confused face: "I remember that the black tiger sneezed me, how did I faint." ”
"I guess you can't stand the bird flu that comes with it, my brother and my helpers are here, and we can't talk about it without any effort." I pointed to the gossip seal on the ground in front of me, which was almost covered by blood.
Speaking from the heart, I was still thinking about how to run away two minutes ago, which I very much agree with my second apprentice's thoughts, knowing that it is not good to resist, it is better to go back to Gao Laozhuang. In the Journey to the West team, the boss is a monkey spirit, and if he can't win, he will find a backstage boss. Lao Sanhe has been in the river for a long time, his head has entered a lot of water, he was cruel in his previous life, and he was stupid the day after tomorrow, and he turned over and over that life-saving sentence. Although the second child has a pig's head, he is a realist, knowing how many pounds and taels he can eat, and how many bowls of rice he can eat, in order to eat a few more bowls of rice in the future, he often chooses to run away wisely. At this time, seeing that the old Erbajie had taken off his suit and went to the front line, it was not very suitable for me, the head of the store, to blow the assembly call and then run away.
Lu Guoqing has been working hard in Wudang Mountain for ten years, and there has been no major breakthrough, he belongs to a man who has no success in his thirty career, and emotionally two little little sisters who have no guesses about their childhood sweethearts ran away with a demon handsome who has been dead for thousands of years.
He lifted off his robes and clothes, and his naked upper body was covered with snow-white charms, and I was about to disembowel, only to see him raise his head and kneel in the direction of my house and say, "Master, you said that before you have reached the tribulation cultivation, you must not drive the charm that has been conceived on me from childhood to adulthood. However, today the people of Jiangcheng are on the line of life and death, and the evil demons have the tendency to rise, and they know that their cultivation is low, so they have used the magic at this moment! I'm afraid that it will be difficult for the apprentice to listen to the master's teachings in the future. I also have the good heart of the rest, although I still have no regrets after nine deaths, I have been cultivating the Tao in accordance with the rules for 30 years, and today I am going to be presumptuous again. ”
After he finished speaking, his palms were facing up, his little finger hooked his index finger, and he turned his head towards me with a solemn face and said: "If I succeed in inviting God this time, please inform the gods in my body, please leave a glimmer of life for my junior sister, Congliang, thank you." ”
I was about to dissuade him, but he had already begun to shout and decide: "Ambition to convert to Lu Zu, save the suffering of the world, no lingering diseases, be supported by heaven, ten cadres and twelve branches, twenty-eight hosts, with this Holy Spirit spell, ten demons become the head; Emperor Taishang Lu, anxious as a law! ”
Wu Zixu, who was still one step away from breaking the seal in the distance, heard Lu Guoqing reciting this decision, and he actually wanted to invite the first sword immortal, Lu Patriarch, Lu Dongbin. Busy ordering Zhang Zhongqiu, who had been guarding the formation, to step forward to stop it, Zhang Zhongqiu also knew that if Lu Guoqing succeeded in inviting God, a ghost flashed in front of Lu Guoqing, and wanted to knock him over with a palm, but unexpectedly, the white charm on Lu Guoqing's body floated away from his body, turning into a circle of white light and shaking Zhang Zhongqiu violently.
The next moment, the white light flew into the sky, penetrating the thick black fog, and a ray of white light shone on Lu Guoqing's face, he looked at Zhang Zhongqiu, who was haunted by his dreams, her face was still as light and beautiful as the white lotus of the snow-capped mountain, recalling playing with her when she was young, she cried because a hare was taken away by a wolf... In order to let this useless senior brother cultivate for promotion, he stole the pill to him... In the past, such as yesterday, if she didn't have those terrifying carrion and maggots, he still couldn't believe that the junior sister in front of him had turned into a demon.
At the last moment when his eyes gradually turned from black to white, he noticed a sentence that did not fit the scene at this time: "Senior sister, you still look better when you don't wear makeup... ”
In the endless night sky, a bolt of lightning suddenly struck, slashing at Lu Guoqing from a height, he still stood as if he was fine, and the next moment, he slowly opened his unusually snow-white eyes.
I knew that at this moment, he was no longer him.