Auntie, there is a classical beauty style, sitting very upright, and not talking much.

However, the uncle teased Xiao Mengxin all the way, and asked Xi for example: "Mengmeng, are there any male classmates chasing you at school?" ”

“....”

How does Xiao Mengxin answer this question? Yes, yes, like a certain piece of kraft candy.

"Yes"

"What does it look like? Handsome or not? Xiao Wen immediately asked.

Sure enough, my uncle turned on the gossip mode, and even my aunt, who was sitting upright, had the posture of listening.

"It's too much, I don't know which one you asked, uncle."

"There are a lot, worthy of being my little beauty!"

Xiao Mengxin found that she didn't resist others praising her as a beauty, she was very helpless, she was obviously a male god (xian) god (yu)!

"Do you have a favorite?" The uncle who turned on the gossip mode was very interested in this question and asked all kinds of questions.

"Nope!" Decisively veto, she likes to be beautiful! For example, the girl who warms the bed.

"Really?"

"Nope!"

"Well, you should study hard in high school, don't waste time falling in love, and it's not too late to find a suitable partner in college."

Listening to the other party's sigh, Salted Fish shook his head helplessly, the object should start looking for it in high school, and it will be difficult to find the original goods in college!

For example, in her previous life, she didn't even hold her sister's hand, and in this life, she was finally able to touch her sister's breasts, and the result was still her own, do you say sad or not?

"How is studying at school?"

The top three problems of paternalism:

First, how about your mother or Lao Dou?

Second, do you talk about beautiful women (handsome guys)?

Third, how is your academic performance?

"It's okay" Salted fish coped perfunctorily, if she said it was good, she would definitely be forced to climb the abyss, so she didn't bother to climb.

"Can you get into the exam?"

"It should work." As long as Salted Fish wants to, she can take the highest university.

"That's good!" The uncle nodded and continued to ask: "What major are you going to take?" ”

"I don't know"

As long as the salted fish has a bed, a meal, a warm bed girl who can hold it is enough, she never thinks about where she came from, salted fish is asking for happiness.

I was asked a lot of questions by my uncle piecemeal, and the salted fish was too lazy to fall asleep, and finally came to a venue called "Xianggli La".

The venue is a Hunan restaurant, and the first impression of Hunan cuisine on salted fish is spicy.

Spicy is very good, spicy can be used in rice, spicy can drive away cold, but spicy can be spicy to salted fish!

"Can my uncle change the family?"

"What? Afraid of spicy? It's okay to eat a few more times and get used to it. ”

In the end, the salted fish still couldn't follow in.

"Let's eat a chili," Xiao Wen gave Xiao Mengxin a small red chili.

Seeing this little pepper, Xiao Mengxin poked it with chopsticks and still didn't dare to move.

"It's not spicy" Uncle demonstrated to eat three in one bite, his face was not red, and he continued to eat another one.

Salted Yuxin dared to move, put it in his mouth, and chewed it.

"Phew! Bah! Bah! ”

The strong stimulation of the spicy salted fish is sticking out the cute little tongue, and the sweat comes out at once, and the spicy stimulation of drinking hot tea is even stronger.

Angry eyes glared at this snickering uncle, the other party definitely did it on purpose!.

The anger of the salted fish only lasted for a while, and she stuck out her tongue, inhaled, and drank cold drinks, and she didn't have time to care about this uncle who loved to play pranks, damn it!

On the other hand, the quiet aunt looked at Xiao Mengxin's appearance and covered her mouth and snickered.

Back at her uncle's house, Xiao Mengxin found that there were no naughty younger brothers and sisters in the two families, so she decisively found fault: "Uncle, aunt, when are you going to fill in a younger brother and sister for me or something?" ”

"Don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry" The uncle shook his hand, and hit his head again: "Don't you have a younger brother, why do you want a younger sister?" Ask your parents to fill in another one for you. ”

Uncle lives on the first floor of the decoration quite exquisite, the fifth floor of the house, not high or low, you can see the artificial lake in the community from afar, you can see the nearby lakeside closely, the living room is modern decoration, the uncle lay on the sofa without any image and squeezed Xiao Mengxin who was sitting on the couch to the side.

Xiao Mengxin understands, this is an old child's uncle!

Follow my aunt to the guest room, this is her dormitory for the past few days, the room is simply decorated, a bed, a bookshelf, a desk, and the park can be seen from the window.

Aunt and uncle each live in one, aunt's room is decorated in an antique style, and the location of the room is also the best, uncle's room is a mess, Xiao Mengxin doesn't want to say it, but there are many books in the other party's room, such as the idiom dictionary on the table now, it seems that the other party is memorizing the dictionary.

After her aunt entered her room, Xiao Mengxin turned on the TV boredly, saw various advertisements and made her complain, forget about playing with her mobile phone.

"Play less with mobile phones" Uncle snatched away the salted fish that was poking.

"Young people should read more, do more things, and play less with their mobile phones." The preachy tone made the salted fish look at each other blankly: "Because it's boring"

"Then read the book and come to this idiom dictionary with your uncle." Speaking of endorsements, this unreliable uncle actually did a very decent job.

"Nothing to do, that means—"

As soon as Xiao Wen said these four words, Salted Fish immediately replied: "The whole cow." There is no complete cow in the eyes, only the musculoskeletal structure of the cow. The metaphor is skillful to the point where it comes to handy. ”

"Yo, yes, come again: pear blossoms with rain mean-"

"Like a pear blossom with raindrops. It originally described Yang Guifei's posture when she cried. Later, it was used to describe the beauty of women. ”

"Not bad, not bad," the salted fish that touched his head and killed stared at each other.

Then Xiao Wen's more than a dozen questions were answered immediately by Salted Fish, and now Xiao Wen couldn't sit still and looked at the dictionary in his hand: "Have you memorized it?" ”

"Well, uncle, if you can't carry it casually, I'll lose!" Salted fish cocked his tail and nodded, and memorized it in cram school when he brushed the abyss.

"Roar, you're quite ambitious," Xiao Wen didn't care if she didn't recite what this niece said.

How could a high school student like to be dictionalist by idioms? They should be surrounded by all kinds of test papers, even if they have time to memorize them, that is, to look at the key content of the exam circle.

It's just a high school student, how can you memorize an entire idiom dictionary?

"Then what do you mean by "Tongshan Xibangluo Zhongdongying"? ”

"The synonym of Zhongdongying in the west of Tongshan is Shanban Zhongying, which is a metaphor for the interaction between major events, from "Shishuo Xinyu Literature". Salted fish didn't even think about replying, idioms are not just four words, idioms have three words, four words, five words all the way up to twelve words.

Xiao Mengxin's answer made Xiao Wen slightly stunned, has the other party memorized such an unpopular word? Try again: "What do you mean?" ”

Salted Yuxin immediately replied: "Pick the essence of things"

"Ha, you're pretty capable!" Xiao Wen didn't believe that this high school student's niece had more idioms memorized than him, a Chinese graduate student!