Chapter 103: Do You Want to Eat Overlord Chicken?
Wait a minute! Something doesn't seem right! Jiang Hanxue sniffed her little nose, Xin'er's girl has always been clean and has no smell, how can there be a strange smell of spirits, body fluids, and perfumes!
And most importantly β why am I lying down?
Jiang Hanxue suddenly opened her eyes, and what she could see was a huge oil painting covering the entire ceiling.
On the oil painting, a group of incorruptible and shameless men and women are naked and lingering to death, and the shame is delicate, and it is about to come out.
The Cold Snow Fairy couldn't help but be ashamed and angry, if she had been before, she would have been shocked, but now she understood it in an instant.
It's worn again.
The huge oil painting on the ceiling that is morally degraded but lifelike, the ceiling that is as warm as beautiful jade, the oversized water bed that is soft and elastic and can also help, the warm yellow light that is so ambiguous that people don't want to do good things and only want to do bad things, and the beautiful sound that will unconsciously relax people's spirits and even arouse the desire in their hearts......
There are all kinds of signs that this is the earth, but Murong Kunpeng's dormitory is not this kind of atmosphere.
Besides, the people around Murong Kunpeng except for the little Lori who knows martial arts, all of them are rough masters.
Where does the lotus root arm come from?
Jiang Hanxue looked at the lotus root arm pressed against her chest, white and greasy, and it belonged to a woman at a glance.
She couldn't help but sink in her heart, and her eyes followed the lotus arm to find the source, and she saw the smooth shoulder.
A thin and narrow transparent band collapsed in the crook of the arm, half-covering and half-concealing the spring light that made people blush.
Jiang Hanxue felt that her little heart was about to jump out of her throat, she was lucky to think that she hadn't exchanged her body after a day, and if she broke the law, she might not exchange it again in the future.
Unexpectedly, it was only postponed for a few hours, not only did I exchange my body again, but I also chose such an embarrassing time.
Damn stinky rascals!
Jiang Hanxue bit her lips with her teeth, when did the icy and jade Hanxue Fairy experience such a scene?
This is probably the legendary ...... Yin and yang are combined, right?
The little face, which had always been as cold as ice, turned red, and Jiang Hanxue didn't know what mood to face the women around her.
Jiang Hanxue, who was in a state of confusion, carefully propped herself up, she didn't want to wake up the woman sleeping next to her, but she didn't know the mystery of the waterbed, so she only moved the whole bed a little and shook.
This is very embarrassing, Jiang Hanxue maintained this posture as hard as if she had been immobilized, and secretly glanced at the woman next to her from the corner of her eyes.
She didn't know why she had a weak heart, anyway, she was a weak heart, obviously a stinky hooligan's pot, but it seemed like she did it.
The woman next to her was really awakened, rubbing her dry eyes and pouting, and said delicately, "Are you awake?" β
ββ¦β¦ Well. Jiang Hanxue didn't know whether to respond or not, but from a woman's point of view, she still responded, and then secretly peeked at the other party, two eyes, three eyes.
At a glance, the appearance of a person, a bad review!
Two eyes, mediocre figure, bad review!
Three-eyed, temperament water-based poplar, bad reviews in bad reviews!
Jiang Hanxue once deeply criticized why men care so much about women's appearance, she felt that stinky men who judge people by their appearance were the most annoying, and firmly thought that if she was a man, she would not be like this, but at this moment, she involuntarily became the stinky man she hated the most.
After peeking at it, the cold snow fairy sighed secretly, the taste of the stinky hooligan is really ...... It's hard to describe!
Perhaps, this woman is the eldest lady of the Huang family that Sima Ji said?
Although she has never met the eldest lady of the Huang family, nor has she inquired with Sima Ji about the roots, Jiang Hanxue also guessed from the few words that Sima Ji mentioned from time to time that the eldest lady of the Huang family was probably Murong Kunpeng's wife.
That's understandable, also from a thousand-year-old family, Jiang Hanxue knows that it is impossible for the sons-in-law of this kind of big family to have their own choices, and they usually become victims of family marriages.
Recalling the name of the eldest lady of the Huang family that Sima Ji had said, Jiang Hanxue called tentatively: "Huang Pujia? β
"What's that?" The baby-faced girl who sat up staggered before waking up with a hangover and asked in a daze: "What kind of armor is Huang?" β
ββ¦β¦ Yellow Leaflet. β
"Yellow Arrow what?"
ββ¦β¦ Yellow Leaves! β
"What shoulder blades?"
ββ¦β¦ What's your last name? β
"This, don't your surname Jiao, I'm right? Hee-hee, you haven't drunk yet, huh? β
Surname Jiao!
It's not the surname Huang!
This beast ...... Jiang Hanxue's face was pale, and after being silent for a moment, she said solemnly: "I will be responsible for you!" β
"What is the responsibility?" The baby-faced girl surnamed Jiao was excited, and she woke up in an instant, staring at Jiang Hanxue blankly for a moment before she jumped out of bed all of a sudden, her eyes were red: "Do you want to eat overlord chicken?" β
"No, I'll talk about eating chicken or something, I mean you're my person from now on!" Seeing that the girl surnamed Jiao was so excited, Jiang Hanxue misunderstood on the spot, and promised her very seriously: "Don't worry, although I already have a fiancΓ©e, I won't abandon you from the beginning!" β
"Don't come to this set with the old lady! Who the wants to be your second wife? The girl surnamed Jiao angrily put her shoulder strap on her shoulder, pointed at Jiang Hanxue's nose and shouted: "You have seen a lot of men and mothers!"
"Is it going to talk about money and hurt feelings? I'm still afraid that talking about feelings will hurt money! Don't talk nonsense, my mother accompanies you to drink and play all night, for the sake of your handsomeness, it will be regarded as sending warmth to the people in the disaster area! But you have to settle the house money and wine money, otherwise the old lady guarantees that you won't be able to get out of this door! β
I don't know what she's talking about, but I always feel like I'm powerful......
Jiang Hanxue's face was confused, what does talking about money hurt feelings, what talking about feelings hurts money, what is being a second wife, what is sending warmth...... She couldn't understand a word of purity, but there was one thing she understood:
Call......
It turned out that the stinky rascal and the woman surnamed Jiao had been drinking and punching all night......
It's okay......
Seeing Jiang Hanxue "pretending to be crazy and stupid" and "pretending to be deaf and dumb", the woman surnamed Jiao sneered, walked to the door without hesitation, opened the door and shouted at the top of her voice: "Come on a few moms who can fight-"
The little giant of more than two meters directly rebounded her, and Sima Ji panicked and shouted at Jiang Hanxue: "The wind is tight!" β
"Mao?" Jiang Hanxue was stunned, what is tight?
I only heard the sound of footsteps in the corridor, and vaguely heard the voice of what seemed to be a hundred thousand troops shouting: "Run, wow!" The anti-pornography is coming! β