"Are you the vixen of the Bai family?" I asked.

He shook his head silly.

"Mortal?"

He thought about it for a moment, then shook his head stupidly.

"Immortals?"

He shook his head again.

Lao Wang got up and shouted at me, "Didn't people say that they came to find Senior Brother?" You don't know who he is. I asked him to come to the store to help, the store really lacks a courier brother, he has nothing to do anyway, it's just right to help the store. ”

"And what are you going to do?" I didn't come back to my senses for a while, and asked subconsciously.

"I'm not afraid of hardship or tiredness, and I'll pick up a flat burden... He answered honestly.

I listened and looked straight at him, as if the toilet that had been blocked for several years was finally unblocked, and asked a little disbelievingly: "You said you came to find Senior Brother... Could it be that you are the one who "Second Senior Brother, the master was captured by the monster, and the master was captured by the monster again". Sand monk sand monks. ”

"Well, let me first state that on the journey to the west, I am not a sleeper agent, and I am not in a group with monsters...

"I know you ... The world of the man who picks up the burden is only understood by the security guards who have been urging the property fee, we are all low-level working people, and silent labor is more glorious than fighting monsters everywhere. ”

"Long live understanding...

I chatted with Monk Sha lively, and Lao Wang also rushed over, moved a small horse to sit down, and chatted nonsense together.

"Lao Sha, I heard that since you resigned in Leiyin Temple, you have been living in the lower reaches of the Yangtze River, why do you look like your brother has been washed with sulfuric acid now?" As soon as Lao Wang came up, he handed over cigarettes, looking like a social person.

Monk Sha waved his hand, signaling him not to smoke, and replied hoarsely: "Now the environment is not as good as in the early years, it turned out that the Yellow River water was too turbid to wait, and now the Yangtze River can't stay, you haven't been to the upper reaches of the Yangtze River, where the pollution released by the chemical factory is too bad, and the water demons in the river who have been cultivated for hundreds of years can't stay, and they have gone ashore to find a way to live. I've worked so hard for so many years, and now I don't even have a place to live, hey! ”

Monk Sha's sigh led to Lao Wang couldn't help but sigh: "Brother, what you just said is right, now the living environment is not better than the original green mountains and green waters, the kind of blessed and abundant feng shui land is occupied by the big factions of various factions cultivating immortals and cultivating the Tao, and the land of the dragon vein is managed by the Religious Bureau of the person in power, and finally there are barren mountains and wild mountains and goblins fighting for each other, why are there fewer and fewer people cultivating immortals now, it is because there are fewer and fewer spiritual energy in this main realm, I have been thinking about it for a few years, what is going on in this main realm, is it possible that this realm is going to be destroyed?" ”

Monk Sha hurriedly blocked Lao Wang's mouth and said nervously: "This can also be said nonsense, this main realm is the foundation of the immortal realm, and it is a big crime to be heard by the immortals with bad intentions... ”

I couldn't interject in the conversation between the two, and I didn't understand it very well, so I just smiled next to me, thinking that smiling is the common language of the Three Realms.

Then Monk Sha and Lao Wang reminisced about the eventful years that never returned, and talked about him as a rolling shutter general. At first, I thought the scenery was infinite, but then I thought it would be better to feed the horses with Brother Monkey...

"Lao Sha, isn't General Rolling Shutter a military attache in Journey to the West? Why can't you compare to a horse and a horse? I interjected curiously.

"Oh, this matter, maybe you don't know that the immortal rank of the rolling shutter general is indeed not low, but the content of my daily work really makes me not interested? I'm responsible for rolling up the bed curtains for the Jade Emperor Lao'er.。。。 The water is very deep, and it's no wonder that I saw things that I shouldn't see. ”

"What's the matter?" There was gossip in this gossip, and I was immediately interested.

He pointed to the sky, shook his head, and continued to eat, estimating that if he said this, God would make him not even qualified to be a homeless man.

"By the way, Lao Sha, where did your demon pestle and Buddha beads go?" Lao Wang was the most practical, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he asked about armaments.

"Oh, the demon pestle was when I was traveling in the East China Sea, and I was run away by the female fairy guide in the East China Sea. The Buddha beads made of the skull of the ninth master were changed to Cao Cao for a touching gold lieutenant, you see that this shovel is not, I don't know how many ancient tombs have been dug in the past hundred years... ”

He talked about the experience of robbing graves, as if it was glorious to dig up other people's graves. That hard-working, obsessed with antiques, strange, where did Lao Sha, who likes to shout that his master was captured by goblins, go? Even if you go underground to dig for gold, we need to think about it.

"Lao Sha, just tell me how much combat power you have now... Lao Wang saw that he was out of the topic and hurriedly pulled it back.

"It's not a big problem to hit a few hundred mortals with this grave-digging shovel, as for fighting goblins and ghosts or something, this craft has been abandoned for a long time, and it is estimated that it is not very good, you don't know, where I have been going for thousands of years, I have seen a demonic spirit, so I quickly hid, and I was wandering around picking up bottles, which was not covered by the senior brother and the second senior brother, and no one paid attention to me when I shouted for help. . . ."

The golden-bodied Arhat is mixed to such an extent, which is also embarrassing.

I saw that he had high shoulders and low shoulders, which must have been the problem of picking up the flat shoulders back then, and said very distressedly: "In the future, you don't have to pick up bottles everywhere, live here with peace of mind, the room is still free, and the work is not tired, and you can help carry the goods every day." ”

"Is this really a rice package? I've never had enough. Lao Sha stared at me and asked me, his face full of bitter tears.

I still have the power to manage my fill as the head of a store, nodded heavily, and promised: "Don't worry, if I have a bite to eat, you will have a mouthful of soup."

Lao Wang next to him shook his head helplessly, looking at what he meant, Lao Sha's meal is still bigger than him, think about my scalp is numb, what can I do if the expenses in the store are not enough to pay for takeout? In the future, it's best to find a chef reliable, takeout is not good, and expensive, it's better to ask someone to cook, of course, the signature of a young and beautiful chef is the best, beautiful and delicious... Hey...

In fact, it turns out that the amount of food for Monk Sha far exceeds that of Lao Wang, but he is tired of the courier guys, riding a small electric car like playing solitaire, and sending it to the store endlessly. . . Lao Wang was full when he ate the sixth car, and Lao Sha ate the twelfth car...

After all, it was introduced by Lao Wang, and he was a little ashamed to play the round and said: "People who have gone through the year of disasters are like this, they ate too much bark back then, and now they don't eat to support their stomachs, and their hearts are not steady." ”

Seeing that the packed boxes on the table were piled up like a hill, and I only heard people eating and drinking inside, but I couldn't see anyone, so I hurriedly put down the bowl and checked with Manbun to check how much liquidity the store still had。。。。。。

Finally, Lao Sha came over and told me that he had to sleep in the water at night, otherwise he would lose sleep.

I scolded in my heart: "Lao Sha's ability is wasted, and there are still many things." "In addition to the toilet in the store, you can sit in the toilet, and there is no bathtub, I patted my head, and suddenly thought of a place where I estimated that Lao Sha would like it, and led him to a small room next to the VIP on the first floor--- which is a big pool for hot dogs: "You can sleep at night in this place, there is hot water all year round, but the roaring dog and the hot dog have taken a mandarin duck bath here, you don't mind... ”

Lao Sha didn't mind at all, jumped into the pool, spread his limbs and said: "This place is much clearer than the water in the Yangtze River, where the water was uninhabitable hundreds of years ago, and there were all kinds of skin diseases. It's good here, it's just a dog smell, it's a little heavier. ”

I hurriedly said, "I'll pay attention in the future and don't let the hot dog pee in this pool... ”