When he was young, many people liked Xu Zhimo's poems, but they didn't know that Xu Zhimo played mahjong the most beautiful, he was good at adapting to the situation, the cards went like flying, without thinking, like talking and laughing with soldiers, nine wins in ten battles. Xu also has a wonderful theory about opium and mahjong: "There is a difference between love and love between men and women, and the husband must not interfere with his wife to make friends, not to mention the opium couch, which seems to be close, can only talk about love, not love, so the most regular and innocent between men and women is the couch, and the most ambiguous and noisy is to play cards." ”

After going home, I saw Lao Wang, Xu Qing's mother, Lu Guoqing, and Xu Qing in my big room, besieging the city, playing mahjong in full swing and noisy.

There are madmen on the mahjong field, and fools on the love field.

When Lu Guoqing saw me coming, he wanted to get off the table, but was caught back by Lao Wang and said: "If you win the money, you won't take it and leave immediately, play cards to see your character, Lao Zhang, your apprentice, your character is not good." ”

Xu Qing's mother also said: "How can there be a person in this world who pulls half of the back back, good doll, then squat, then squat." ”

Lu Guoqing had no choice but to sit down and whisper to me: "After losing the cash on my body, they will release me immediately... ”

I also sighed, no wonder now parents always talk about young people There are three things that cannot be easily touched: star chasing, mahjong, and glory of kings. The more you touch you, the more you will feel that it is really interesting to be alone...

Immediately picked up the printed version of "Yijin Jing" that Lao Wang gave me, it seems, Lao Wang may be to save paper, the word is as small as tadpoles, I look at it for a while as if a group of tadpoles are looking for my mother everywhere. I had no choice but to find a magnifying glass and study it line by word.

It turned out that "Yi" refers to the meaning of adaptation, change, and replacement, "tendon" refers to the muscles and bones, and fascia, and "Jing" has the meaning of guide and code. "Yi Jin Sutra" is an internal strength method to change the muscles and bones and open up the meridians of the whole body through the cultivation of dantian true qi. According to the original exercise requirements, you must first practice about half a year of internal exercises. (According to Lao Wang's commentary, the immortal qi of the person who opens the eyes of the sky has automatically opened up the meridians, and half a month can be completed)

After reaching the inner strength, the luck does not need to practice any row of fighting skills to naturally produce the power of internal power of opening bricks and splitting stones, such as with the "Yi Jin Jing" fighting technique at the same time to practice can achieve the power of indestructible divine power. It was also mentioned above that because the entire practice process required the guidance of the master to pass it on, and in the past, martial artists were too conservative and never passed it on, so there were not many cultivators who practiced according to the original method. But due to Lao Wang's detailed annotations, I roughly understand a rough idea, did Lao Wang first feed me blood grapes, and then Brother Monkey opened up my eight veins of Qi Jing, so learning any martial arts is dozens of times faster than ordinary people, just like you drive off-road to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau, I only need to buy a plane ticket to be faster than you, this kind of cheat feels really good.

I hurriedly came to the balcony to open the eyes of the sky, practiced according to the way of walking the meridians above, and walked twice up and down the body with the little immortal qi in my dantian, and suddenly felt comfortable and energetic, as if I had changed a person. In the words of the advertising slogan, I will no longer hunch my waist, I will have to walk hard, and I will not be afraid to see my wife when I go home.

I felt very good and picked up a red brick and slashed it down with the knife in the palm of my hand. As a result, the bricks were still intact, and my hands and skin were broken.

It seems that the occasional injury is still not good, and even the broken bricks of poor quality cannot be broken, and it is estimated that it is due to the disorder of the aura.

"Gurgle... Bai Susu floated down from the sky to see me laughing ugly.

"You can't honestly walk up the stairs, it's not good to be seen by mortals." I said angrily.

"Mortals will feel dazzled when they see it, and even if someone calls the police, the police will not care about it." Bai Susu said.

I sat on the ground a little disheartened and asked, "Your little master should belong to the kind of master who doesn't like serious books and blindly reads "Liao Zhai", and can keep up with the progress of class?" Don't show her illiterate old background when the time comes, it's not good. ”

Bai Susu glanced at me and said, "We demons also have good schools, and many of the shape-shifting goblins have gone to your human universities, and some have even been professors. Besides, isn't it a gang of one, a pair of red? Daydream told Li Lei that she was a child in the mountains, the first time she came to the city to study, and she needed his help with a lot of homework in the future, Li Lei happily agreed, saying that she would come to your house tonight to help Daydream make up for the lesson. ”

"Daydreamed of telling Li Lei what is my relationship with her?"

"It's your sister."

I was speechless for a while, and said I can help with this favor, and you have to help me see if there is any problem with this exercise.

The mouse's eyes are very thief, she didn't even use a magnifying glass to read the tadpole text for a while, and said disdainfully: "Isn't it the theory of internal cultivation of immortals, what's so difficult about this?" You are already a Yuan Infant cultivator, and you are considered to be at an intermediate level in the mortal realm, so why do you learn this. ”

I was a little embarrassed to tell Bai Susu about my experience of drowning in the small world by the overlord octopus, and the implication was that I wanted to learn some useful spells.

Bai Susu didn't answer me, picked up the book of "Yijin Sutra" and read it carefully and said: "Although this meridian movement map of internal strength can't talk about how clever it is, it is enough to treat your internal breath disorder, I guess it's still the wrong position for your mana, you are trying your luck." ”

I had to open the eyes of heaven again, and when I just raised my right palm to split bricks, Bai Susu pressed my palm and said: "Your aura has not run three times and flows to the palm, you still want to split bricks, it's strange if you don't get hurt." ”

I immediately came to my senses, and I was busy with the aura surrounding the veins in my body, and I turned clockwise three times to my right hand, and suddenly a white light emanated from my fingertips, and I used my middle finger to press a little harder on the brick, and a large hole in the thickness of my finger suddenly appeared on the brick.

Bai Susu suggested again: "Rush the aura into your Tianyan acupoint to see the effect." ”

I put two fingers on my forehead, and a white light split the red brick like a bullet, leaving only a puddle of red brick ash.

(You think you're Ultraman?) ）

Bai Susu looked at me with a smile on his shoulder, and I was stunned by this scene for two minutes before I slowly said, "Isn't this Ultraman's big move?" ”

Bai Susu covered her small mouth and said with a smile: "The god of Erlang will also... ”

I chatted with Bai Susu for a while, and Lu Guoqing's face was like an eggplant that had been beaten by wind and frost for several rounds, and walked up to the balcony and said to me: "Let's go, they are finally willing to let me out, and I will lose all my salary for next month." He looked pitiful, which made me feel sad for a while.

He said the second sentence, and I immediately felt that Bai Susu was even more pitiful than him.

"Lao Wang said that he wanted Miss Bai Susu to be on top, I don't know if it's okay?"

Bai Susu seemed to smile and walked downstairs, it seems that she really doesn't know that Lao Wang plays mahjong and loves to make a thousand friends.

After a while, I shouted to her with some unease, "Aren't you staring at your little master today?" ”

Bai Susu shouted at me while touching the cards: "Today's day off, the slave family accompanies the old man to play two rounds, are you afraid that I will lose money?" ”

I tactfully shouted to her, "You're going to lose all of this month's living expenses, don't ask me to borrow it!" ”

Bai Susu laughed and said: "The slave family is going to lose everything, so I called the police and told the police that you are gambling in a crowd, do you believe it?" ”

Lao Wang, Xu Qing, and Xu Qing's mother hurriedly persuaded him, saying that you can return the money won by the three cannons you just fired to your sister, don't be really angry...

I went downstairs and peeked at Bai Susu in the makeshift mahjong room, and saw that she looked like a good wife and mother, the more I couldn't see her true face, the more I felt that she must be extremely beautiful, and virtuous, and I didn't think of a little story I had read in the history books:

During the Tang and Song dynasties, my wife said to her husband: You and I are not too young, and you should marry a young one, or the neighbors will definitely say that I am not sensible. My husband concentrated on writing, and said without raising his head: Don't you see that I am busy every day, how can I have time to think about this. My wife said: Why don't I help you get one, you can nod if you like it, and I'll do the rest, okay? My husband still didn't look up and said, "Look at it...

I can't figure it out, such an excellent traditional culture, and now it's lost...