Anyway, one day...

When the screenwriter and director was unscrupulous and honest and talked about BL with all the housemaids in the group, the topic somehow shifted to women, so I talked about boys... The spittle that everyone said was splashing all over the sky, and saliva was flowing...

At this time, no one noticed a figure walking quietly outside the window...

Unscrupulous: That boy is also achievable...

Crowd: Lei !! It's all there?!

Unscrupulous: Of course... Last time I saw a piece of news that an American man took the initiative to get pregnant and give birth to a child for the sake of his wife, so as to avoid the hard work of his wife and the pain of childbirth for ten months.....

Crowd: Embarrassment... How?

Unscrupulous: Just press an artificial * in the stomach...$**^%#&^*%$**&^&

Crowd:$#%$%&^%#*^&%

Unscrupulous: %$&$^(&(

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The figure of the window flashed quietly...... Still no one is paying attention.......

... A lily sheep runs over and kicks up a cloud of dust ==3=3

It is said that since Xiao Shu married back a large number of husbands, he was very dissatisfied, but he couldn't show it, every time he thought of Xiao Shu sleeping in other people's rooms, he would have waves, the waves were turbulent, the waves were rolling, the wind and waves were strong...

A few days later... The men are in the same room...

On the windowsill, the first beautiful man stood against the window, looking melancholy...

Hou Xian: Lisong, what's wrong with you? Such a serious expression?

Chu Liyu (forgive me for having severe astigmatism) :( turned his eyes and looked at Lige)...

Departure Song: (Turns head, sighs, turns head back)...

After: Is it constipation?

Off: (frowns and twitches)...

Monarch:...

Nangong Wang Yue (continues to astigmatism) :(disdainful)

Regulus: (frowns)

Chu: Does the master have something on his mind?

Seeing that the time was almost the same, he sighed first: We are gathered together now because of the same person, but I think of the last time Xiao Shu gave birth to Xiao Lei....

...

Gradually, the curious eyes of all the men focused on Lige

Nangong, who originally wanted to leave, stopped...

Xuanyuan began to face up to the song...

Jun pricked up his ears that had begun to turn red...

After a rare serious look...

Yuanchen brushed his sleeves...

And who did what...

The song then gushed endlessly, continuously, vividly, vividly telling the terrible experience of Xiao Shu Shengzi at the beginning, and at the same time using a variety of rhetorical devices and narrative methods, telling the men's faces to be sensational, meticulous, attentive, the listener shed tears, and the listener was sad

Finally, he took a long breath from the song: I thought that Xiao Shu might have to be his younger brother again and again (cough .....) When you have children, you are worried about not eating, you can't swallow, and you are scared...

When the men heard it, it made sense, who didn't want Xiao Shu to give birth to a child with his own DNA? But no one is willing to let Xiao Shu suffer for them again....

As I was thinking about it, I heard the song again: Last time I passed by the unscrupulous house, I heard that there is now a man-made * in the world, which can make a man pregnant, and bear the pain of pregnancy and childbirth in place of his wife... So I thought....

The faces of the men suddenly shone brightly: It's still the eldest brother's thoughtfulness, we can go and press this kind of labor to save Xiao Shu's suffering...

As a result, everyone debated fiercely about how to implement this plan... Even the unruly male attackers are involved and fully engaged

In the end, the result of the discussion, wholesale a dozen artificial *, who wants the baby to give birth to himself, no one can be bitter Xiaoshu....

Behind everyone, Lige showed a sinister and cunning smile: Samples, get pregnant soon, Xiao Shu will be my alone by then.... Hey, hey, hey, hey.....

E==E=A lily sheep ran back and raised dust again...

Xiao Shu, who was eating apples, was petrified on the spot when he heard this proposal, and he didn't even know that the apple slipped off his hand...

A few hours later... Xiao Shu, who recovered, laughed wildly on the bed, creaked the bed board, pointed to Lige and said: Since... Produced from.... Pin. Self-sufficient... Self-sufficient..... Monoecious... It's all daffodils, daffodils... Hahahahahaha

Poof... Someone is too rampant and falls out of bed.

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(Note: Narcissus is dioecious)

Posted by: Autumn Night