Chapter 37 The Wonderful Goddess and the Wonderful Store Manager

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Wiz stood at the door of the storeroom, looking at Wood in the storeroom who had poured water on a girl's head with water-making magic, and his pretty face was full of strange colors.

The girl, Wiz remembers very clearly, because she was almost purified by the other party last week.

It's just that what is happening in front of him makes Wiz a little confused...... She really couldn't understand why Wood had stuffed the girl in the tub and watered it to satisfy some particular fetish.

"So, what the hell are you trying to do?"

Akua also looked confused, then looked at Wiz outside the storeroom, and snorted coldly: "Even if you don't have a godhead, you can barely be regarded as a god, and you actually mix with a dirty lich......"

"Let me hear you say one more nonsense, and I'll find a temple of Axis and hang you upside down on my own idol for your followers to worship!!"

“……”

Akuya's face changed, and she dived into the water without saying a word.

Wood snorted, put away the magic in his hand, and stood next to the tub to observe Akua, who was soaked in it with only one head exposed.

Although she is mentally retarded, Akuya is a goddess of water after all, let alone the water in the bathtub, even if she is tied to a stone and thrown to the bottom of the sea, it is impossible to drown her.

About five minutes later, Wood beckoned to Wiz outside the storeroom.

"Huh?"

Wiz, who had been looking at this side curiously, was stunned for a few seconds, and then suddenly pointed to his nose: "Are you calling me?" ”

"......" the corners of Wood's mouth twitched.

"Lord Wood, what's the matter? I didn't have any useless props, I really didn't have ......."

Wiz looked at Akuya, who was motionless and had been 'drowned' in the bathtub, and swallowed: "And... Lich also needs to breathe, this one is really going to die...... I'm the store manager, and if you drown me, no one will help you buy new products. ”

When I'm a psychopathic murderer?

"Even if I drown, this retarded person will not drown."

Wood glanced at Wiz angrily: "Don't say it's just a basin of water, even if you throw her into a dung pit, you can't drown her; If she leaves it in for half a day, she may be able to purify the feces and urine into drinkable water! ”

Porphyry ——!

A blue retarded man came out of the water and looked at Wood with a horrified expression: "No, no matter how I say that I am a goddess, it will be disgusting to death." ”

As soon as these words came out, let alone Wiz, even Wood was shocked.

Can it really be done?

"Hey, you're really not dead?"

"Don't talk nonsense, come here!"

Wood waved at Wiz, who stepped forward with some curiosity.

"Put your hand in the tub and try it."

"Huh?"

Wiz was stunned for a moment, but she still obediently put her hand into the bathtub, but the moment she put it in, her face changed, and she was about to pump it out subconsciously; But...... A hand suddenly reached out next to her and grabbed her wrist, not giving her a chance to pump back the water at all.

"Euro Euro ......"

Wood looked at Wiz, who was emitting a weird scream from his mouth and black gas coming out of his head, and nodded to Akua with satisfaction: "To make a lich of my manager's level become like this, it seems that you are not without mining value." ”

Although Akua was happy to be praised, she recalled Wood's words and looked at Wiz in front of her, and Akua was directly shocked.

"The store manager? Is she the store manager? Feed!! Your store manager has become transparent, is it really okay to treat the store manager like this? ”

Wood ignored her, but looked at his store manager with a 'harmonious and loving' smile: "Can you explain to me what happened to your 'strong desire to survive' reaction when I just asked you to come over?" ”

"Ou Ou Ou ... Huh? What's the reaction...... Ou Ou Ou, it's going to be gone, it's really going to be gone, Lord Wood!! ”

"What 'good stuff' are you hiding from me?" Wood's tone became extremely gloomy.

“……”

Hearing this, Wiz froze suddenly, and his screaming stopped abruptly......

Wood's face darkened.

Bought!

I actually bought it......

In the past few days, I have been busy cleaning up the mess I made on impulse, and I actually forgot about my own mess.

Don't pay attention!

It's just a little careless!!

"Hey! Your store manager is completely translucent. Akua looked at Wood with a horrified expression, originally thought that this bastard was only doing this to himself, but he didn't expect this Shake S to even treat his store manager like this, it's a demon.

Wood glared at Akua and pulled Wiz's hand out of the tub.

"Where's the stuff?"

The weak-looking Wiz whistled, glanced somewhere, and then asked in a puzzled tone that couldn't be faked, "Something?" What is it? I don't ...... at all."

Wood didn't talk nonsense, grabbed Wiz's hand and put it in the tub.

"Huh... Wait...... Wait, over there, over there......"

Half a minute later......

Wood rubbed his head, a wry smile on his face.

Because in this short half a minute, Wiz pressed a brick down in a corner of the storeroom, and then a small cellar with a length and width and depth of about three meters appeared in the storeroom, and judging from the smell of fresh soil, it was obvious that it had been dug up in the past few days.

"It's amazing to dig such a big cellar in just a few days, and set up such an ingenious mechanism!" Wood sneered.

"How can you say that Lord Wood?"

Wiz's face flushed, and he waved his hand proudly: "This is what I built after I didn't fit my eyes for a few days and nights, don't look at it is not big, but there are all kinds of magic mechanisms installed in it; It also casts magic such as eliminating breath, which is completely comparable to a small dungeon. ”

“…… Really, am I praising you? ”

Wood had a bruise on his forehead and pointed to the stack of boxes in the cellar, "Dear shopkeeper, please explain to me, what are these?" ”

"This super super ......"

"If you talk nonsense, I'll kill you."

"Compress the toilet."

Wiz opened the box, took out a palm-sized, strangely shaped item from it, and said proudly: "Don't look at this thing as small, but after liberation, it can be turned into a small toilet equipped with a flushing toilet, and its own sound effect can cover the sound of going to the toilet, and it can also activate the magic inside at any time to compress back to the current state, and it can be used permanently......"

"Cons!"

"What's the downside?" Wiz said with a confident face: "Although it is said that covering up the sound of going to the toilet will attract monsters, and the magic of making water is too strong and will cause flooding, it is not a big problem for adventurers. ”

“……”

There's really something wrong with your head.

"And there are ten in a box, and the ten boxes add up to only 20 million Eris, this kind of magic props that can be used permanently without accident only cost a mere 200,000 Eris, how cost-effective!!"

"Hey, this thing is really easy to use."

Akua looked at Wiz with admiration: "I didn't expect you to be a business-minded lich!" ”

"Let me hear your voice again, and I will hang you in your own temple." Wood's tone was extremely gloomy, and if it weren't for the fact that his attention was all on this bastard, who hadn't paid much attention to the store lately, how could this have happened.

Akua choked, silently soaking her head in the tub, 'gurgling' bubbles in it...... I guess he must have been secretly scolding Wood inside.

"Lord Wood, just be careful, this thing will definitely sell!!" Wiz looked confident.

“…… Did you sell it? ”

"Ugh."

Wiz was directly choked, lowered his head and whispered: "Although I have sold to every guest who came when you were away, those customers are too discerning. ”

"Who's the one who has no vision?"

Wiz lowered his head a little more: "I just want to help you a little, anyway, I'm also the store manager, how embarrassed to watch Mr. Wood do your own work every day." I didn't want to hide it from you, I was going to tell you about it after it was a big sale, so that you wouldn't be angry......"

If you don't help, it's the biggest help.

Wood was silent for a few seconds, then finally sighed and said nothing.

Bought it all, he couldn't really do anything about this 'loser', he was too lazy to talk nonsense with Wiz, Wood directly pointed to the bathtub containing Akua: "I will find a way to bottle that bath water, label it as 'the best holy water', price it at a bottle of 100,000 Eris, and remember to replenish water in it at any time." ”

"One hundred thousand?!"

Akua came straight out of the water and looked at Wood with a shocked expression: "You profiteer, it's too dark, aren't you?" ”

"You're not ashamed, what am I ashamed of?"

"This price is already very cheap, and those suppliers sell hundreds of thousands of bottles of the highest quality holy water...... Uh, bath water works well. Wiz glanced at Akua in amazement, then said with some hesitation, "But Lord Wood, this is bathwater after all...... Isn't it true to sell it? ”

"Don't worry, although she is mentally retarded, she is also the goddess of water, Akuya, and it is a great honor for many people to be able to use her bath water as holy water." Wood said unconcernedly.

Hearing this, Akua raised her head proudly: "That's, don't look at the identity of this goddess!" In the blink of an eye, he forgot what he had just said was shameful about selling bathwater for girls......

"Oh... Well? Huh? ”

It took more than ten seconds for Wiz, who was obviously half a beat slower to react: "Goddess? Goddess Akuya, this young lady is Akuya, the goddess of water? The god of the Axis Order, who is rumored to have a problem with his head? ”

"That's right! It's the god of the Order who has a problem with her head, and she has a problem with her head. ”

"Hey! What do you two mean... What's wrong with my lovely believers......"

Wood glanced at Akua, "Just being able to make you feel 'okay' is enough proof that they're problematic." ”

Akua: "......"

Wiz's somewhat strange gaze looked back and forth between the two of them, and she might have been skeptical if someone said this, but it was extremely credible for Wood to say it, which was already a god...... In the past few days, the war between the two religions has come to an inexplicable end......

That's right!

Mistress Wood actually captured the goddess of water, is that really okay?

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It seems that the limit will end at two o'clock in the afternoon, and then change the big chapter of 3200.