Chapter 15 Checks and balances

I laughed: "But don't worry, I don't like women." ”

Immediately, her face turned white again, and she naturally understood what I was saying, she didn't like women, she just liked men.

"So......" I slowly straightened my clothes, "you have to keep an eye on me, or I won't be able to keep your husbands innocent." ”

"You dare to touch them!" Xiao Jiu grabbed my collar excitedly, "If you move one of their hairs, I will die with you!" ”

"What are you so excited about?" I looked at her face flushed with anger in confusion, "Do you need to be so serious about ending up together?" It's a big deal, I'll find some reason to give it to you. ”

"Can't take a break!" Three words, shouted louder than before, and seemed to understand something in my heart, these men are closely linked to their Feng family forces!

"Okay, okay, keep going." I pulled away her hand from my collar and lay down on the bed, "I'm going to sleep." ”

"Passerby A!" Xiao Jiu tugged at my clothes, "Listen! In the future, you will have to get my permission to do anything! Did you hear me? ”

"Whew...... ......"These men can't be touched, and they can't rest, and they are wronged......

"You this, this...... Bastard man! ”

"Whew...... "Hey, these men are under house arrest............

"Damn! Why would it be a man! No, I can't sleep with you. ”

"Whew...... Hu ...... "Among them, it is necessary to remove Nangong Qiuyue of the Shadow Clan, Chu Yi and Chun Yu Shanshan, the spies sent by the queen and the emperor, and the back string who has an agreement with Feng Qingya, and the rest ...... What is the background?

"Get down here!"

"Whew...... Huh...... "Will I stay in Feng Qingya's body forever?" Seeing that she is so crazy, I would rather swap with her, what's wrong with being a child, and it's still a man, so I don't have to worry about suffering.

"Bastard! Sleep like a pig! ”

That night, I had a dream that I became Xiao Jiu, and then slowly grew up, and those men BL. There is no picture of a child in a pure dream, and when I wake up in the middle of the night, there is still a smile on the corner of my mouth, and I also have a time of purity......

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Xiao Jiu's training began at the end of the next day, when I was still sleeping, it should be a distrust of me, Xiao Jiu cried and asked me to join me, no way, with red and swollen eyelids, I went to the university with him to report.

"Is the little boy ready?" The old bachelor plucked his goatee and asked Xiao Jiu respectfully, it is estimated that Xiao Jiu's intelligence yesterday has impressed the old bachelor.

"Sir, excuse me."

This is the royal classroom, on Xiao Jiu's table, there is a piece of rice paper, as well as the four treasures of the study and an abacus, which is only half the size of an ordinary abacus, and is specially used by children.

"I ask you a young man, a farmer has three daughters, and the ages of the three daughters add up to 13, and the ages of the three daughters are multiplied by the age of the farmer himself, and a friend knows the age of the farmer, but he is still not sure of the age of the farmer's three daughters, and then the farmer says that only one of the daughters has black hair, and then this and that person knows the age of the farmer's three daughters. What are the ages of the three daughters? Why? ”

Wow, what a deep concave arithmetic problem variable, XYZ equation, plus the farmer variable T, the black hair is a hint, indicating that the other two daughters are still minors, and the hair color is light, that is, less than three years old, and the farmer is an adult, count him greater than 25.

On my desk, there are also the four treasures of the study, pick up the brush casually, and start to calculate, X<3, Y<3...... It should be 2,2,9, stunned, what am I going to do? Rolled up into a ball and threw it out of the window, and the praise of the old bachelor came from the side: "The little boy is really talented!" The old man admired. ”

So boring...... In front of the powerful Xiao Jiu, I am a waste.

The sun poured into the window from the window, sprinkled on me, and made me fall asleep. I feel like I'm back in college, when the teacher was singing the best lullaby in the world, and I was getting more and more discouraged when I was in class with top students.

When I was groggy, I felt that something was licking my face, and when I opened my eyes, I was greeted by a dazzling sunshine, and under the sunlight was Xiao Jiu's small figure, and he smiled badly with a brush in his hand: "It seems that someone is going to wash his face." ”

Wash? I wiped it and it was pitch black. It turns out that there are times when the wind is elegant and not serious.

"Humph!" Xiao Jiu smiled proudly, I ignored her and went out by myself, she wanted to come out with her, but she was kept by the master.

I don't know what she drew on my face, but the palace maids and eunuchs laughed happily when they saw me. After finding out that she thought I was a man, she was polite.

I saw a lotus pond and took a photo, and it turned out to be Wang Ba. Feng Qingya really thought I was afraid of her? It seems that if I don't teach her a lesson, she's going to ride on my head.

I'll admit that I'm not as smart as her, but I'm not going to suffer.

I stood up, and a gust of wind blew from nowhere, and I shook my body, "Bang! Falling into the pool in front of him, immediately, a cry for help sounded: "Ah--Mrs. Protector fell into the pool-"

"Come onβ€”helpβ€”"

Shhh

This pool is just outside the courtyard of Xiao Jiu's classroom, and Xiao Jiu will definitely come.

I deliberately sank to the bottom of the water and did not go up, and the shore began to be crowded, and I allowed myself to sink even deeper, and the water nature was my strength.

"Plop!" Someone jumped into the water, one after another, and they carried me to the shore with all hands and feet, and in my ears was Xiao Jiu's crying voice: "Wow-Mrs. Sister - Mrs. Sister -"

If you continue to pretend to be dizzy, you just won't wake up. I want you to know that your body is in my hands, and I am not happy that I can die with me at any time! It's not like I haven't died anyway! If you want me to compromise, no way!

"Madame, sister!" Xiao Jiu's voice brought panic, yes, she was going to be afraid, if I died, she would only be Xiao Jiu forever, still a boy.

"Lady Protector! Mrs. Protector! ”

"Oh my God, what can I do about this?"

"Why hasn't the imperial doctor come yet!"

Somebody patted me on the back, somebody probed my snort, I held my breath, just scared them.

"And the pulse, pat on the back."

"No, no, no, pick your throat."

"Untie the Lady Protector's collar."

"Pinch the man! Philtrum! ”

Ha, look at these people in a mess.

"Let go of meβ€”you let go of meβ€”" Xiao Jiu's roar came from the messy voice, and it didn't scare you to death! You fix me, and I won't let you be safe. I'll be a scoundrel to the end! Broken jar broken!

"Heavy boy, don't make a mess."

"Heavy boy."

"Your Majesty!"

Just after this emperor's voice, the surroundings became silent, and the people who had been holding me and surrounding me also knelt down one after another. Someone pounced on me, the small weight should be Xiao Jiu, it is estimated that the palace maid who grabbed his body also knelt down, and did not hold him for a while.

"Madame! Madam! The wind is elegant! Wake me up! Xiao Jiu beat my chest desperately, I thought, if I don't wake up, she will kill me, suddenly, a pair of small hands touched my lips, I was startled, and immediately opened my eyes, Xiao Jiu's face was above me, she didn't want to give me artificial respiration!

I immediately hugged her, squirted out two mouthfuls of water by the way, and whispered in her ear by coughing, "Ahem...... How can there be children...... Will you be angry? ”

Unexpectedly, Xiao Jiu cried, she hugged me and cried fiercely, this time, I felt that she was really scared, because her body was shaking badly.

"Scared the hell out of me, I thought you were really dead...... It scared the hell out of me......"

Belch.... I guess I'm worried that if I die, she really won't be able to go back.

"Ahem, ahem...... Am I all right now...... cough cough cough ......"

"You bastard!" She gritted her teeth at this sentence that only the two of us could hear, and then she covered it all up with a big cry.

"Hey...... It's me who is bad, it's me who is not good......" At this moment, I sympathized with this woman, she took care of those men, with her ability and character, how could she be so willing? There is only one possibility, she has the handle in the hands of the other party, otherwise she would not stay in the Protectorate Mansion so desperately after gaining "freedom" and watch me.

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