So, when the fat man came out of the house, he happened to see such a scene:

Bai Annie lay on me, my hands, still holding Bai Annie's arm, took the opportunity to hold Bai Annie in her arms, and more coincidentally, impartially, Bai Annie's cherry mouth, at the moment of falling, kissed my right cheek.

My eyes were wide open.

At that moment, I can't tell you what it was like.

Bai Annie's cool lips are soft and slippery on my face, I want to tell the truth, being kissed is more comfortable than kissing.

If it weren't for the fat man's scolding, I really didn't want to break this state, so I couldn't extricate myself from it.

"Comb, you stinky shameless."

I was upset.

Before I could push it away, the fat man helped Bai Annie up.

Then I felt two murderous eyes, both focused on me.

I didn't dare stand up.

I glanced at the fat man, and then at Anne White.

Is it extremely embarrassing!

What should I do?

I'm done now.

offended the fat man, and offended Bai Annie.

The fat man, when he saw Bai Annie kissing me, he must have thought that I deliberately took advantage of Bai Annie, and the vinegar jar was about to be shattered, and I couldn't wait to pick my skin.

Not to mention Bai Annie, this Nizi, I kissed her, this account has not been settled clearly, now it's okay, let's make another one, if the new account and the old account are calculated together, I won't die yet.

Tell me about Bai Annie, you slept well, why did you get up all of a sudden, you get up, what are you doing standing at the door, aren't you just waiting for me to hit you?

It's okay now, I can't wash it by jumping into the Yellow River.

Slipped?

At this time, where to slip away?

What to do, what to do?

I'm trying to find a place to hide.

I was thinking quickly about how to turn the situation around.

There is, don't do it!

I'm going to preemptively strike.

I'm the first to attack:

"Bai Annie, are you really here?"

"How can you do that? How many times have I told you, don't you know that I chose my life in the first place, and I chose my lonely life? You covet my beauty, but you don't have to, do you? I refuse, even if you get my people, you can't get my heart, my heart only belongs to Maoshan. ”

This trick puts the blame on Bai Annie, at least, let the fat man know that I am passive, and don't let the fat man misunderstand me.

Anne Bai didn't say anything.

I'm out of words.

Speechless.

I spread my hands towards the fat man, not to blame me, everything was Bai Annie's fault.

"Neurotic!"

Bai Annie scolded and went out.

I hurriedly followed.

Where is this Nizi going?

That's not the end of it.

I continue to persevere:

"Bai Annie, although you kissed me, but I will not take advantage of others, if you kiss me, I will only suffer a loss, so I will kiss you reluctantly, so that we will not owe each other."

White Anne still ignored me.

I continued:

"However, I'm not interested in this kind of thing, you know, I chose a lonely life, but what, this time I can't help but kiss, then you will suffer, so I have to find my best brother to replace me, let him kiss you for me, fatty, this kind of loss, are you willing to do it for me?"

The fat man instantly left his hatred behind, and his saliva was about to be set aside.

The fat man gave me a thumbs up behind my back and whispered:

"Comb, enough brother!"

Then he said to Anne White:

"I do, I do."

I'm so happy.

Fix!

In just a few words, a bloody storm was resolved.

I'm so witty!

I admire myself so much!

Talent!

White Anne stopped suddenly.

I unconsciously took a step back.

The fat man really thought that Bai Annie stopped and let him kiss him, and took a step forward generously.

Bai Annie grabbed the fat man's pig ears, but she twisted them vigorously:

"You do, you do!"

"Oops it hurts, it hurts, it hurts......"

"You still know it hurts, you still know it hurts......"

I twisted it for a full minute, the fat man's ears were red, grinning with his teeth, I was in the back, it hurt to watch, and I unconsciously covered my ears.

I felt sorry for the fat man in my heart for thirty seconds.

If I hadn't retreated, I wouldn't have been able to escape this time.

Bai Annie's hand was finally put down.

"Let's go!"

With that, Bai Annie turned around and left.

The fat man looked at me viciously:

"You should take advantage of all the good things, and all the bad things will be my turn."

"Beating is kissing, scolding is love, Bai Annie will be like this if she has you in her heart, you see that Bai Annie will ignore me at all and ignore me."

"Really?"

"Did I lie to you about our friendship?"

"You have a point."

As she spoke, the two of us followed Anne White.

Bai Annie must have heard my conversation with the principal, so she led me and the fat man directly to Hongwei's house.

The courtyard was full of people, all idle.

As soon as they saw us coming, they all went their separate ways and got busy.

The principal hurriedly greeted him.

"Xiaoshu, I'm waiting for you."

Then the presiding officer shouted to everyone:

"The funeral ceremony begins, everyone prepares."

Everyone responded and began to prepare.

Hongwei Hongyu led all the filial sons out of the mourning hall and stood in front of the coffin.

I saw the helpers with iron rods and stuff stuck in the lid of the coffin.

With great force, everyone pried up the lid of the coffin, but it was not completely uncovered, and half of it was uncovered.

I know that this is the last time for a loved one to see the deceased before the coffin is closed.

This is also the first item of the funeral ceremony.

Under normal circumstances, after the body of the deceased is carried into the coffin, the coffin lid should be closed, but it is not sealed, that is, it is to wait for the day of burial, and reopen it, so that the immediate family members of the deceased, who are generally children, can see the last face.

Of course, there is still something to be done, and that is to cleanse the face of the dead.

To say that the face is clean, not only to wash the face, but also to wipe the eyes, the ears, and the whole head of the deceased.

The washing here is not directly washed with water, as we usually do with our faces, but with a bowl filled with water, with cotton, kneaded into balls, dipped in water, and wiped on the face of the deceased.

While wiping, you should read in your mouth:

"Purify your eyes, see the six ways; Purify your ears and hear in all directions; Clean your mouth, the more you eat, the more you have.

This is a wish for the deceased in the afterlife.

At this time, the relatives of the deceased present should visit the coffin and say their final goodbyes to the deceased.

Note that at this time, relatives can look inside the coffin, but they are absolutely not allowed to cry, especially the person with a clean face, and they are absolutely not allowed to drop tears into the coffin, because it is a final farewell to the deceased, and the deceased cannot be allowed to see the sad appearance of the relatives, so that the soul of the three souls will not want to leave and guard the corpse, but will stay at home.

(End of chapter)