416, Zoro's toy career (ask for subscription)
Coordinates Kraigana Island.
Zoro was lying on a bed, wrapped in a rice dumpling, but a closer look at the bandage's winding technique showed that it was obviously not as organized as Chopper's, and the messy and unfamiliar technique showed that the person who did it did not know much about medical skills.
At least I don't know how to take care of people, otherwise I wouldn't even have my nose and mouth entangled together.
At the bedside.
A familiar figure clasped his hands on his chest, his head dozing little by little, the long pink hair, heavy eye shadow, slightly undulating small meat buns, zebra stockings, and red high boots all indicate the identity of the owner - Perona, who was also slapped away by the bear.
A princess at heart, tsundere on the lips, and a girl who prefers fluffy toys.
The sleeping Zoro suddenly roared, "Huh-"
Perona: [!! ∑(゚Д゚ノ)ノ】
Boom!
Perona grabbed in the air with her hands covered, and finally fell from her chair to the ground in fright, and she looked at Zoro pitifully in a daze.
Half-paid.
Zoro: "Who are you?" Where is this? Where's my knife? ”
Perona: "...... Bastard! You don't even remember me!! ”
"Oh, when did I cut you? I don't remember chopping you. Zoro glanced at Perona's little meat bun, "It's so distinctive, I really don't remember." ”
Perona: 【ヽ('Д ́)ノ(┻━┻┻━┻ 】
Flip the table!
Hey, what the hell are you looking at?
What does it mean to be distinctive?
This princess is not the princess of Taiping, hey!
Princess Ben was kind enough to save you, are you so grateful to the life-saving benefactor?!
The angry Perona didn't think about it, and raised her hand to be a 'negative ghost'.
Sauron immediately knelt on the bed and said sincerely, "I'm sorry to say that, and I owe you a lot of forgiveness...... What a ghost! Who the hell are you! ”
【ヽ('Д ́)ノ===3】——Negative ghost!
"My attitude is so bad, please ...... Your uncle! You're not going to be the flat-chested ...... Usopp said."
Hearing the word 'flat chest', Perona angrily raised her hand and shot three consecutive shots, Zoro lay on the bed on the spot, and sincerely apologized to Perona.
Seeing Sauron's 'sincere' apology, Perona snorted, and then remembered that it was Usopp who had a deeper contact with her, and the only time she and Sauron met, she still saw it from a distance through Oz's guy, and it was normal not to remember herself......
Even Princess Perona only learned through the newspaper that the Straw Hat Pirates also had a swordsman......
It's Sauron's mouth that is really ...... Hum!
"Hey, hey! You give me enough to stop! Zoro roared.
Perhaps the voice was too hard, and blood began to seep under Sauron's bandage, soaking through a large patch of bandage.
Perona was not bad-hearted in the end, and she also felt that it was inappropriate for her to treat the patient like this, so she pursed the corners of her lips and did not respond, but she did not summon the 'negative ghost' anymore.
Outcome.
Perona didn't do anything to Zoro, who closed his eyes and rolled from the bed to the bottom of the bed without moving.
Perona: [[・_・?] 】
Heaven and earth conscience, she really didn't do anything just now!
Carefully poked the lying corpse of Zoro with his toes, the latter did not react in the slightest, Perona thought he was dead, and after giving Sauron a 'check', he finally judged from the latter's slightly undulating chest that he was not dead.
"Whew~ I didn't die."
Patting her little meat bun, Perona seemed to think of something, rolled her eyes, and began to work back and forth, 'secondary processing' on Zoro.
Just as Perona was finished, Sauron woke up again and saw Perona's slightly smiling face.
"Hey, you dared to do that to me just now!"
"Don't speak so lowly! It's not cute at all! Perona was upset, "From now on, you're going to have to listen to me, understand?" ”
Zoro: [(-"-Fury)]
Before Sauron could roar, Perona leaned on Zoro's chest and enjoyed:
"Be cute~"
"Be obedient~"
"Now I'm not alone~"
"Kumasi~"
Tell the truth.
As a straight man of steel who was straighter than Reilly, it was the first time for Zoro to have a girl so close to him, and he panicked at that time, struggling to push Perona away, but found that his body couldn't move, and took a closer look at his current condition......
Sauron: 【丿(꒪Д꒪)ノ】
What the heck!
Sauron was wrapped in a lot of bandages to resemble a teddy bear, and a hat and headdress adorned with eyes, nose, ears, and even balls on his head.
Isn't this the zombie doll that was wiped out by the Blue Night 'Hegemony' before it appeared - 'Kumasi'.
is also one of Perona's favorite subordinates.
"Hey, what did you guys do to me!"
"Let go of me!"
"You bastard, hey!"
Perona: [(▼ヘ▼#)]
How do you speak to your master? Dare to roar at the master?
【ヽ('Д ́)ノ===3】——Negative ghost!
Zoro knelt on the spot: "I'm really sorry for yelling at you...... Yes? Bastard! ”
【ヽ('Д ́)ノ===3】——Negative ghost!
Sauron continued to kneel: "I have such a bad attitude, it's really ...... Are you kidding! ”
【ヽ('Д ́)ノ===3】——Negative ghost!
Sauron gave in again: "It's okay to call you master...... Who would call you that! ”
【ヽ('Д ́)ノ===3】——Negative ghost!
Zoro: "I'm so presumptuous, I'm really sorry! ”
Perona: "Holo Ho Ho Ho ~"
Perona's laughter was ghostly, but with her loli panel, it was surprisingly cute.
But.
As the object of being toyed with, Sauron said that Perona was not cute at all, and roared while the other party was laughing to make the other person stop.
"I can't linger in this kind of place, my buddies still need it, I have to go back as soon as possible!"
Sauron turned and walked towards the castle walls.
This guy doesn't have a mobile phone, so he doesn't know what happened, and now he wants to go back and 'rescue' his companions.
But......
Perona blinked and complained:
"Hey, there's no door over there, why are you there? The way out is on this side...... Why am I telling you this! ”
Zoro froze when he heard this, then turned back and walked in the other direction as if nothing had happened, perfectly staggering in the direction Perona was pointing.
"Hey, it doesn't look like you can get lost anyway, does it? This room is just one door, and you can go wrong twice! ”
Zoro: [(〃一_一〃)]
In order to hide the embarrassment of being recognized as a 'road idiot', Zoro was busy with the bandages on his body, but Perona drew a circle of index fingers next to her like a child who had done something wrong, pouting and looking unhappy.
This is a person who can't hide things at all, and his mood is written on his face.
"Are you just leaving?" Perona's tone was reluctant.
He had been on this island alone for three months...... Three months!
Finally, a living person came, even though it was a straight man of steel, it was better than herself...... Right?
"It's none of your business." Suo Steel, the straight man, was unceremoniously stunned.
Perona: [(╯(╰)]
Gee.
If this is replaced by the two-skinned face Usopp here, maybe he and Perona will have children next year.
(Usopp: Hey, hey!) It's too much! Why am I so two-skinned? Wrong! Lori is not my love, hey! My favorite/girl, hey! There should be the kind full of maternal love~)
Zoro was indeed a bit seriously injured, and he was shot by the Pacifist (PX) at close range, and his body had not slowed down until now, if the average pirate had been hit...... Basically, you can hit GG and reincarnate.
Stubbornly dragging his heavy steps, Zoro still couldn't get out of the castle in the end.
Because, there is a castle passage, and Perona is squatting and blocking the way in front of him, and she laughs and says that she will not let him go.
Zoro: "......"
Silently, he passed through Perona's body, ignoring the 'super moon half' that was close in front of him, and continued to move forward step by step - there is no doubt that the path this guy took was certainly not the one that led to the outside of the castle.
(Brooke: Ahhh!!h )
Perona, can you bear this?
The princess's panties are ...... Bah!
Do it all over again.
This princess has been hungry and thirsty for three months, and finally a 'toy' has come, can she let you go so easily?
No way!
【ヽ('Д ́)ノ===3】——Negative ghost!
【ヽ('Д ́)ノ===3】——Negative ghost!
【ヽ('Д ́)ノ===3】——Negative ghost!
...
Sauron: [o(▼Dish▼メ; )o】
Where's my knife!
What about Lao Tzu's knife!!
Take Lao Tzu's knife over, Lao Tzu is going to cut this guy who has been devoting half a month!!
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Unlike Sauron, who was deeply involved in the 'Loli Toy Turmoil', Brooke, who is located in Hara Hetania, the 'kingdom of poverty' on Namakula Island, has a beautiful life now.
It is not an exaggeration to say that he has reached the pinnacle of life.
As the saying goes, poverty makes a man poor...... Ahem, no.
It is poverty that makes people fool.
It was during the sacrificial ceremony on the island that Brooke, who was covered in only skeletons, descended from the sky...... There is no doubt that he was seen as an apostle of Satan.
And then.
As the apostle of Satan, we Brooke have great privileges, and we can see whomever we want to see on the island, and even line up to open it for him one by one, and after being lifted, I am proud of it, and go back to the end of the line and line up again!
Brooke: "Yo hehehe~ This is simply heaven on earth! ”
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When other friends lived in a good time (in dire straits), Blue Night, one of the initiators of this incident, was lying leisurely on the island basking in the sun.
Life is also a good life.
And we worked for a day and a night, and the sluggish spirit suddenly shook, and then informed Lan Yedao that a fleet had sailed away, and the 'target' was also taken away.
The blue night evil smiled and waved his big hand:
"Ha, it seems that the plan has succeeded, come on, come on, in order to celebrate Anilu, you have a day off, let's have dinner first! Eat a seafood dinner today! ”
Anilu's tired eyes lit up, and he couldn't care about his proud posture anymore, and looked at the blue night with blank eyes.
Milk is a mother, and now Blue Night has successfully relied on the inventory of 'dimensional space' to capture Anilu's stomach - although only temporarily.
Hearing that the meal was about to start, Minov consciously came over by himself, and followed a person behind him - you know, Anilu was squatting in front of the blue night.
So.
Who is the person behind this Minov?
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PS: It's him, it's him, it's him, our friend - guess the prize~