096's big head on the door

'Then you want me to eat?' ’

Sensing Jiang Ji's thoughts, the fawn was furious.

This thing stinks so much, you think it looks like poop yourself, and you're embarrassed to persuade me to eat it?

You're afraid that the big tail will throw at you, aren't you afraid that I'll wake you up with urine?

The fawn glared angrily, it wanted to see what Jiang Ji would explain.

Jiang Ji had already considered Xiaolu's concerns, and he rubbed his face to force his tense muscles to relax.

"Look, you've eaten wild ginseng before, haven't you? It's because you ate that thing that you're so ...... now Pretty? Handsome? GAY? ……”

Jiang Ji couldn't find a suitable adjective to describe Xiaolu's situation at the moment, but while he kept changing words, the anger in Xiaolu's heart was also rising.

Seeing that the fawn was about to reach the brink of going berserk, Jiang Ji hurriedly stopped the mouth of the dead and forcibly changed the topic.

"That's what it means, right...... After you eat wild ginseng, there is a noticeable change in your body, whether it is a doe or a stag, they like you more than before......"

"This is not a peach butt like it used to be...... It's that you have a special temperament of your own......"

"And the reason for all the changes is the energy contained in wild ginseng and the ...... brought about by our relationship."

Just as Jiang Ji continued to instill in the fawn what kind of benefits would come from eating this musk ball, the fawn's face gradually turned black.

If you don't mention those stags, it has even completely forgotten what happened to them!

So, Xiaolu interrupted Jiang Ji's words, "You mean, I can now attract not only the opposite sex, but also the same sex?" The main reason is because of you? ’

Although Jiang Ji felt that Xiaolu's thoughts were a little wrong, he still followed his heart and nodded.

However, before he could continue to speak, an explosive thought suddenly drilled into his head!

Jiang Ji's waist twisted violently, and the whole person fell to the ground in an instant!

Swish!

The sound of breaking the air suddenly struck, and the iron hooves of the fawn appeared in the place where Jiang Ji had just sit!

"What are you doing!" Jiang Ji hurriedly picked up the frightened Erbai, and the whole person continued to roll backwards.

Smack!

The fawn was aggressive, so he didn't explain at all, and continued to step forward, refusing to stop until he kicked Jiang Ji.

"Hey! Am I not talking to you? Don't kick it! ”

"Don't kick my cupboard! …… I'll go, are you asking me to learn from the Kaihang people? ”

"Alas, that's my new clothes! …… it, forget it, go buy another one......"

"Don't! I haven't opened the cookie yet! …… My day, you fucking fuck me kicking down! ”

Just when the deer was chasing Jiang Ji and lost his temper, the big head who should have been lying at the door and seriously reflecting had already stood up.

The little one was full of joy all over his body, and if it hadn't been for the leash, he would have run in and join in the fun.

However, at the moment when Jiang Ji roared at the little biscuit, the sound of sizzling suddenly entered its ears.

The big head looked up, and before he could see what it was coming from, the suddenly enlarged jar had already hit the door of its head......

"Whew!" The big head that was in pain hurriedly retreated, and when it saw the small biscuits scattered on the ground, its aggrieved face showed excitement again.

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Cookies falling from the sky?

This is a good thing that is rare in a thousand years!

There is food, how can the big head care if Jiang Ji will be kicked by the deer?

It went straight to the jar and ate it with a feast.

It wasn't until the big head leaned on the ground and kept burping that the fawn walked out of the house with its proud head held high.

When passing by the big head, the fawn glanced at the other party with disdain.

'What's so proud?' I'm all fed and you're still hungry...... ' The big head pursed his lips and continued to hug the empty cookie jar, full of fascination and sniffing the fragrance that remained in it.

The fawn walked for about ten minutes before Jiang Ji came out of the house with his butt covered.

Just wanted to ask the big head to help take care of the two little whites, but the shapeless cookie jar got into his field of vision......

In an instant, Jiang Ji was stunned on the spot......

"Big head! You're damn eating my little cookies again! ”

…………

Big Tail took his daughter-in-law around outside, and after getting a lot of snacks from a few girls, the little guy who was full of food and drink felt a little sleepy, so he went home.

Just as it jumped across the yard and into the house, its figure suddenly stopped.

It seemed to see something amazing, but it didn't see it clearly because it was running too fast.

Feeling that something was wrong, it quickly turned its head and looked into the courtyard.

There was nothing abnormal in the huge yard, but when the big tail raised his head, the scene in front of him suddenly startled it!

'I'll go!' How did a dog grow on the door? ’

Big Tail takes a look, isn't this black-headed guy a big head!

At this moment, the big head was wearing the clothes that the fawn had torn earlier, and his limbs were spread out in a large shape, and he was glued to the door with duct tape......

On its head, there is also a tattered plastic can, and the long and narrow dog face shows a dog's loveless expression......

Such a shape caused the big tail to laugh, and the little guy fell directly to the ground to cover his abdomen and rolled over......

Hearing the movement beside him, the big head glanced at it, and then his eyes continued to empty, ignoring it.

The big hair vows to be a high-ranking dog, no matter what happens around him, he will hold his breath and condense, and think in his heart, 'Shovel officer I CNMP'!

The laughter in the courtyard did not disturb Jiang Ji on the third floor, he was sitting at the table at this moment, holding a thin needle, constantly gesturing at the two Xiaobai......

"Which of you will come first? Whoever the needle first will eat this musk powder, and I don't know if this musk can make the golden light fully recover, so if one of you eats it, the other may encounter the embarrassing situation of not being able to establish a symbiotic relationship with me for the time being......"

After Jiang Ji tied his big head to the door, he consciously took out the medicine pestle and crushed the musk ball into powder.

Since the fawn was unwilling to eat it, Jiang Ji couldn't forcibly feed it, and now he could only fool the two young tigers.

Of course, this fool is also risky.

Jiang Ji understands, don't look at these animals will come to help at critical moments, but in normal times, they will still retaliate against people!

Whether it's a big tail or a fawn, it's not a fuel-efficient lamp!

Although Jiang Ji is for the good of the two little whites, he doesn't dare to guarantee that when these two guys grow up, they will turn around and pursue the revenge of feeding back then!

Musk is a good thing, but before it is highly diluted, not only does it have no aroma, but it has an unpleasant stench.

When Fang was grinding into powder, Jiang Ji was almost fainted!

The two Xiaobai sitting on the table also felt the same way, they couldn't understand what Jiang Ji was talking about, they just wanted to leave with disgust on their faces.

If Jiang Ji hadn't dragged their tails, they would have gone down to find the dog father who grew on the gate!