"Admiral."

"Carl."

Paladin and Arthas walked in with a different scent of incense, one after the other.

"Fast enough, you two. I thought it would take you two more than half an hour to rinse even a little! Carl sat behind his desk, put down a report in his hand, and said to the two with a smile.

"You see, the Admiral is using human common sense to judge our shipwrecks again. Our ship lady is not a human lady, and we don't need to paint makeup if we are naturally beautiful. Missouri grinned and brought his face to Carl, pointing to his pretty face.

Carl rubbed his hand back and forth on her face, then quickly flipped the report to the end and signed it for reading.

"Admiral, why did you go straight to the end after reading half of it? Haven't you read all these battle reports before? Missouri asked, covering her reddened cheeks, curiously.

"That's because there is no commander on the front line to report to the Admiral, so the Admiral usually reads the battle report. And the kind of battle report that is mixed with a lot of modified words, I personally think it's better to skip to the end and see the results. Since Arthas and I were personally involved in the battle this time, it would be better to listen to the two of us than to read the battle report, which is full of whitewashed and boastful words. Paladin picked up the battle report, flipped through a few pages, handed it to Missouri, and said.

"God forbid! The true God protects us against the infidels! The Empress bless us! Long live the great Imperial Navy! Under the guidance of the true God! Under the guidance of the Empress! The Great Imperial Navy ... ”

Missouri looked at the battle report full of religious prayers and praises, and suddenly felt that his eyes had been hurt by ten thousand points.

"Admiral, it's really hard for you, you have to watch such disgusting things every day." She looked at her admiral sympathetically and said.

"Hehe, I'm pretty good, if you see the reports and documents in the hands of several marshals and His Majesty, I'm sure you're afraid that you won't be disgusted and die on the spot after reading it." Carl smiled at Missouri.

Missouri imagined if he could look at these documents full of religious prayers and praises for a long time, and he couldn't help but shudder.

"Yikes! That's torture! She threw away the battle report in her hand, as if it were some disgusting thing.

"Hahaha! Not as scary as you think, Missouri. Your Majesty and several marshals are like me, take a look at the beginning, and then turn directly to the end to see the end. If you still have any doubts, ask the superior who reported to us directly. Carl Haha said to Missouri with a smile.

"So Admiral, you also know that this is too disgusting? But why don't you improve these things and make the language more concise? Not only do you have no worries, but don't the people below also put a lot of effort into it? Missouri asked curiously.

"Ahem, Missouri. You think too much, we Emma is a **** country. Although it is troublesome to know these things, we have to consider the reactions of religious people, and we cannot patronize them. Paladin coughed lightly and said to Missouri.

"Actually, it's not that people are unaware of the problem, so Missouri, you see, we actually divided the content of the report into two parts. Write part of the first two pages at the beginning, and then condense the rest at the end. These praise prayers and the like in the middle are all exemplary texts. Therefore, His Majesty and several marshals, as well as the upper echelons of the entire empire, all read the beginning directly when they were handling official business, and then directly turned to the end and began to read. Carl picked up and said.

"Admiral, you didn't make it clear to us, I thought you were all straight from the beginning to the end... Missouri said embarrassedly.

"You really think about it too much, it's fresh to read it once or twice once in a while, but it's disgusting for us to watch these repeated prayers all the time, okay?" Carl said with a smile on his face, looking at Missouri.

At this point, Richelieu interrupted the two. She frowned and looked at her watch, and then said with some dissatisfaction: "Hmm, Admiral, why hasn't she come yet?" At this time, they should be almost fine, right? With so many of us waiting here alone, are these two people a little lost in time? ”

"Look, Commander, I'll just say it! That whoever is who, who must die again to become a ship girl. It must have been that he didn't die completely before, but now he is cheating the corpse, right? Our poor Zao must have been restrained by her now, bound to all fours waiting for us to rescue her! Yamato said on the side.

"Wouldn't it? Everyone is here, even if that guy doesn't have a complete transformation, how can she not subdue Zao in an instant, right? Not to mention her, I don't think even Paladin, the strongest among us, can't subdue Zao in an instant without letting her resist, right? Missouri asked, confused.

Seeing that everyone's eyes were on him, Paladin nodded and said, "Indeed, unless I kill you, I can't subdue any of you here in an instant without her resisting." ”

So all eyes turned to Carl again.

"What do you think I'm doing? Zao didn't have an accident again. My contract with her is still there! I say you, don't listen to the wind or the rain. In the future, there will be a big news, and none of you can afford to take this responsibility. And the contract of the Zao is not there, don't you feel it yourself? Carl looked at the group of girls in front of him who were blinking and looking at him with big shining eyes, and said speechlessly.

At this moment, a voice came from behind everyone.

"Huh? Admiral, and everybody, what are you all doing here? Is something wrong? ”

The king of Zao led a slender figure wearing only a bathrobe and walked in from the door of the study.

"Huh? Zao, you didn't have an accident! Whew, it scared the hell out of me! I thought you were tied up on all fours waiting for us to come to the rescue! Missouri happily hugged the king and said.

When the king heard this, he immediately understood the meaning. She immediately turned to Missouri with an unkind face, "Huh? Wait, who told you that I was tied up on all fours? ”

"She!" When Missouri saw Zao's face, he immediately understood that there might be something in it that he didn't understand, so he pointed to Yamato without hesitation.