Chapter 16 The little kid skillfully turns the enemy

"Buzz~~~"

"Smack!"

"The hateful stinky mosquito actually dares to bite your grandfather. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

The short, fleshy pink little hand waved, and then clenched his fist on his eyelids, and then Tuoba Hong rubbed his eyes.

The suspect Xiaohong (pseudonym) wiped the body on the edge of the bed casually, yawned nonchalantly, grinned his small mouth, revealing two large and white baby teeth, and the little fart lay on the bed for a long time before he muttered and sat up.

The pigtails on the top of his head were shaken, and his face still had an indelible sleepiness, coupled with big eyes, which were kneaded into rabbit eyes, which were red and quite cute.

In the end, it was just a three-year-old little doll, and as soon as she woke up, she began to look for her father: "Ah Da, Ah Da, where are you?" ”

"Ahh

Push open the door and walk into the bedroom on the other side, but there is no one in it, empty, except for a wooden bed and a wooden table, there is not even a stool, this bedroom is also empty, it looks like a house with four walls, such a room, naturally there is nothing to hide.

"It seems that Ah Da is really gone."

After this was confirmed, the little fart boy was originally stupid, and his face made a rather well-behaved appearance, and suddenly showed a bright smile.

"Haha, Ah Da is here, I can go out and play again!"

As he spoke, the girl was about to run out of the broken door.

For these slum children, there seems to be nothing else to do in a day except to walk the streets and play around.

Fortunately, those over the age of ten can walk around to pick up some scattered work, although the income is not much, but it is enough to buy some long-coveted, odd things to eat or play, or to subsidize the family.

And these little kids under the age of ten know that they can't do anything to make trouble, and naturally no one will hire them.

Pushing open the dilapidated wooden door, it is inevitable to make a loud creaking sound, this old door panel, alive is an old man in his old age, it looks like a picture that does not know when, will collapse.

"Squeak~"

The sound of pushing open the door was like a signal, and a little head poked out, and the little fart who was looking left and right suddenly shook his whole body.

Out of the corner of his eye, he seemed to see a black shadow rushing away.

A touch of vigilance rose in his heart, and the little boy learned to look like the masters in Mr. Storyteller's mouth, clapping his fleshy hand on his chest, and the other holding the door panel, with seriousness and seriousness on the little boy's pink bun face.

It's not as good as those rich sons and young masters, these slum kids, the first thing they do every day is to guard against human traffickers.

Don't look at the young age of the little fart, he has also taught him a few self-defense moves, all of which can be used flexibly by some small body bones, and if used well, there is no problem at all to escape.

After a while, there was still no movement in this not very wide alley, and the little fart child couldn't bear it anymore, and tentatively stepped on the hot ground outside the house.

The first step came the second step, and he carefully moved forward, finally exposing his body to the colorful sunlight.

"No, it's murderous!"

The little boy said, bowed down with a serious face, picked up a small pebble, held it in his hand, and looked around sharply.

This is the end of a small alley, next to my house, there is a small fork in the road, straight into another alley.

The two alleys form an "L" shape, and the little boy's home is just around the corner of this glyph.

"......Whew," the pouts pouted, and the little boy let out a sigh.

The sight boy carefully glanced at the alley beside him, the passage was straight and couldn't hide anything, and the black shadow he saw just now seemed to have appeared from the alley in front of him.

"Goo~"

The adult swallowed his saliva, but the little fart didn't have much fear in his heart, but he thought it was still a little funny, and Quan took it as a game.

In his mind, the black shadow probably was the dog in front of him, or the chicken that had run out, this kind of thing he had encountered before, and it was not new.

Although this season is not very hot, but the sun is still slightly warm, and it will not take a moment to shine warmly.

His ears moved flexibly, the little fart boy was calm, his originally round bun face was bigger, and he walked towards the straight alley in front of him, and his fleshy little feet stepped on the gravel, making a dull sound of "pop, pop".

"Something is wrong, something is wrong, it's so weird!"

The step hesitated, and the little boy froze.

At this time, he had already reached the middle of the alley, and after stopping again, he looked at the mouth of the alley on both sides.

With the knowledge of a little child, he naturally doesn't know anything like invisible murderous energy, but this alley is so quiet that there used to be some small insects chirping, but now I can't hear it at all.

"Come out, I've seen you!"

A strange feeling rose in his heart, and Tuoba Hong decided to trick this group of unknown enemies out.

"Hey, hey, hey~~"

"Hee, hee, hee~~"

With his voice, two strange black shadows could no longer bear it, and suddenly appeared in front of him at this moment.

"There's a ghost......"

The black shadow that appeared out of thin air scared the little kid, and when it came to the mouth, Tuoba Hong hurriedly covered his mouth, and was shocked to retreat again and again, when he saw the two figures that appeared in the field, a small heart couldn't hold back anymore, and jumped up: "Ah! It's you two stupid ......! ”

I knew that I had slipped my mouth, and this little kid wanted to run.

However, a figure, faster than he did, swept over the little fart's head, blocking his retreat.

"Hee, hee-hee-hee (if you let you escape again this time, my name of Lothom will be written upside down!) )”

Lothom's orange figure, reflecting a silky light in the sunlight, and a pair of strange blue eyes, staring coldly at the little boy in the field.

The little heart trembled, and when he turned around and looked behind him, Xiao Yangge also opened his mouth wide, and his big eyes with beautiful contacts stared at him.

"Woo, woo-woo-"

There was a low snoring sound in his mouth, and at this time, Xiao Yangge put his two front hooves on the ground, his fat little buttocks were pouted high, and his little tail was tightly attached to it, maintaining a threatening appearance.

When the little kid saw this scene, his heartbeat stopped for half a beat, and he knew that today was over, and if he were another child, he would probably have sat down on the ground at this time, crying.

However, Tuoba Hong, who was only three years old, stepped forward and made a righteous and awe-inspiring appearance, crossed his hands on his waist, revealing two snow-white front teeth, and said in a milky voice:

"Humph! I didn't expect that I would be brave and wise, and the southern expedition to all the big and small alleys, the hearts of countless uncles and aunts; The little yellow dog next door to the Northern War was defeated from the sky, and his handsome boxing skills were beaten within a radius of 100 miles, and all children under the age of two cried and called their mothers ....... ”

Tuoba Hong said, and he couldn't help wiping away his tears, but with his small body, with a crossed waist and a pouting mouth, how funny and cute he looked.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ The big hero, in the end, was planted in the hands of these two little things, it was really a heroic end, and it was heartbreaking! ”

While talking in a milky voice, Tuoba Hong's pair of strange eyes also rolled with a grunt, and he stared at the two little beasts without blinking, as if he wanted to see some flaws.

But obviously disappointed him, since these two little beasts can run through the encirclement and interception of countless adults, so as to snatch the osmanthus cake, obviously they are very skilled, in the case of preparation, how can he let such a three-year-old little doll see the flaws?

"Click!"

Picking up a stone from his side, Xiao Yangge raised his head, threw the stone up, and then opened the blood basin and bit it, catching the falling pebble and holding it between the two hairy lips.

Xiao Yangge's huge eyes with beautiful contacts stared firmly at Tuoba Hong, his thick eyelashes blinked, and the little child's eyes just happened to be attracted by her, so immediately after, Xiao Yangge's whole head swayed frantically from side to side, and at the same time, his mouth made a muffled whining sound, making a look of tearing his prey.

The little boy blinked his eyes, crossed his waist with one hand, and stretched out with the other, and was stuck in mid-air, as if at this moment, he was transformed into that little pebble, and clear tears rolled in his eyes, and he almost couldn't help but shed it.

"Hee-hee-hee", Lothom hovered above him, the shadow casting down, causing the little boy to retreat in fright.

The front and back roads are blocked, and the little doll, who is only three years old, can't think of a way, so the two little beasts have seized the opportunity, and Tuoba Hong knows that he is indispensable for a fat beating.

"Ah, I'm fighting with you!"

patted the belly pocket on his body, Tuoba Hong gritted his teeth, and threw out the two stones in his hand.

These two small pebbles naturally couldn't be difficult for Xiao Yangge, and they were stood up by the little Yangge people, and they were easily caught by their mouths, and none of them were missed.

However, when Xiao Yangge opened his mouth to hold the stone, the little fart child also saw the opportunity, took a few steps forward, and threw Xiao Yangge to the ground.

"Hee-hee-hee, hee-hee! (Okay, you still dare to sneak attack, look at my Mount Tai overpowering!) )”

Seeing this scene, Lothom's whole body fell from the sky suddenly, like a meteor, and slammed into the little fart who was scuffling with Xiao Yangge.

"Woohoo! (Ouch, my stomach, damn Lothom, you did it on purpose!) )”

"Hee, hee-hee-hee (I'm going to hit him, I'm sorry, I'll be right next time)"

This war of three people intensified, and for a while, earth and rocks splashed.

This man and two beasts fought in the alley, making a miasma, and after a while, one man and two beasts were covered in a layer of ash and turned into three mud monkeys.

Especially Tuoba Hong, on the pink skin of the little doll, there are large patches of bruises.

Covering his eyes that were swollen like walnuts, Tuoba Hong gritted his teeth and pounced on Xiao Yangge again, but he used all the moves against the little yellow dog next door.

Xiao Yangge was also angry, she had already killed her red-eyed, and she didn't even want the ladylike image she made in front of Li Xiao on weekdays.

This little girl is definitely a violent little princess, with a wide mouth wrapped in dense fluff, at the center of her eyebrows, colorful scales reflect the light, thick eyelashes blink and blink, the little buttocks pout, the bulging little waist twists, and the two little hooves can often leave two blue and purple hoof prints on the little farts child.

The battle gradually entered the white heat, and the only one who was easy was Lothom, constantly flying in the sky, and occasionally beating the autumn wind.

However, he does not know whether his attacks are intentional or unintentional, and often loses his accuracy.

"Whew! (Lotom, you definitely did it on purpose, I don't care about this baby, see me clean you up now)"

"Hee-hee-hee, hee-hee! (You can tell the enemy from me, we have to keep the muzzle of the gun outside!) )”

A flash of inspiration flashed in Tuobahong's mind, he suddenly stopped attacking, and the index finger of his pink little hand pointed at Lothom, who flew down again: "Solve this guy who only knows how to take advantage first, and then we will fight slowly!" ”

"Woohoo! (Yes, yes, if you want to take advantage, how can it be so easy!) Little Yangge also raised his hooves in agreement, the little fart child's attack didn't actually cause her any harm, it was like tickling to say.

It's this Lothom who is physically strong, and often runs down disgusting people.

As a result, this man and beast actually became united at this moment, and they all changed their goals at this moment.

As soon as he crossed his body, Xiao Yangge threw the caught caught off guard Lotom to the ground, and then two hooves and a pair of small fists greeted him in unison.

"Hey, hee-hee-hee! (Help, kill someone, is there anyone to care!) )”

There was a long line of pig-killing laughter in the alley.

It's really, so weird......

(To be continued)