Chapter 32: I Know It's Watery......
Bang!
Xue Yin slammed her foot on the back of the bench on the side of the road, and roared angrily: "Damn stinky old man! ”
He's small, but he's not stupid.
Giving one's name to become Wild and the like is just a pretext, and the gods obviously don't want him as an artifact.
"So ......"
A familiar voice suddenly came into Xueyin's ears: "Is this a rejection of job hopping?" ”
This sound?
Xue Yin looked up at the bench where she had been kicked by herself, only to find that there was still a person sitting on the bench, and she was looking at herself with a gloomy face, her eyes moving down slightly......
Grunt –
Xue Yin suddenly swallowed her saliva: "Wu Wu... Mr. Wood, I... I...... I didn't see you there. ”
"If you hit someone with your car and say you didn't see it, then what else do you need the traffic police to do." Wood threw away the ramen box that was buttoned to his crotch, then stood up and shook the hot crotch of his pants, and spoke in a tone that was anything but gentle.
Paralyzing!
Freshly soaked ramen, dozens of degrees of boiling water, thanks to his body's strong defenses, otherwise he may not even have to masturbate in this life.
Actually, Wood was a little careless, he really didn't expect that if he put the ramen on the arm of the bench, someone would run over and kick it hard......
"If you don't like me, you just say it, as for coming up, do you use your hands and feet?"
“……”
Xueyin breathed a little, and her immature little face was frightened by Wood's words, and hurriedly waved her hand: "It's not... I really didn't mean to... I thought no one would be able to see me...... Ah, no, I didn't expect it to be Mr. Wood......"
There was a person sitting on the bench, and it was naturally impossible for him not to see it, but he didn't care.
Because, not long ago, he tried, even if he kicked the door of the store hard in the mall, although it would attract attention, but no one could find out the existence of his artifact without him coming forward to communicate.
Over time, it is natural to get used to this kind of behavior.
Why did it come to this point!!
Xueyin was desperate for a while, you must know that this person in front of her is not a good person, if she offends him......
Thinking of the fate of Bishamentian a few days ago, Xueyin's back was soaked in cold sweat.
"Alright, as for it? I can't eat you again. ”
Seeing Xueyin's trembling appearance, the annoyance in Wood's heart disappeared, which is why he would complain about acquaintances, if it was a stranger, he would have waved his hand directly and let him go.
Wood's good temper is something that ordinary people really can't learn.
Xue Yin breathed a sigh of relief when she heard this, but then she couldn't help but wonder for a while: "Mr. Wood, why are you here?" ”
"Probably because you're there."
Wood raised his hand and pointed to the convenience store behind him: "A certain second-hand goods suddenly had a whim, let me accompany him out to work." ”
Xue Yin was stunned when she heard this, and looked in the direction Wood was pointing, only to see that Yato was holding a spoon to make oden on the counter, and when she saw herself, she raised her hand and waved the spoon.
"This guy ......"
Xue Yin turned her head in disgust, the existence of Yato was too embarrassing for the gods.
Seeing this, a strange color flashed in Wood's eyes.
Once some gaps arise, no matter how much you do, you can't make up for them.
That's the reality.
The artifact and the god are one-hearted beings, so the two sides must be heart-to-heart, but the reality is often ...... You have a heart-to-heart, but the other party thinks you haven't made a relationship.
Well...... I myself am a prime example.
To get back to the point, there is also the so-called estrangement, and once this estrangement occurs, all your actions will seem funny to the other party, because the other party is thinking about the problem from a different angle.
It's easier to change to a sane adult.,A mature woman like a backing voice.,She can see through how Yato is as a person.,Guide Yato to see the unknown self.,And then eliminate the barrier by correcting Yato or changing herself.。
That's what adults think.
But Xueyin is at the most troublesome age of 14.
But......
Understand, but Wood couldn't help anything, or rather...... In this regard, he is the one who needs the most help.
Because Wood doesn't know how to be heart-to-heart.
"Mr. Wood, what kind of person do you think Yato is?" Xue Yin asked suddenly.
Wood glanced at Xueyin: "Why did you think of asking me this question, normally speaking, shouldn't you get along with each other and understand a little bit by yourself?" ”
Understand?
Xueyin smiled bitterly: "The more I understand, the more confused I become." At first, I thought Yato was just a rough line, no shrine, no work waste material god. But Miss Xiaofu said that Yato used to be very dangerous, a martial god who killed people; Then a few days ago, I knew that he had killed an artifact, and he had been chased and killed by Bishamentian. ”
Wood moved around the bench, just hiding in the shadows of the tree next to him, leaning back against the bench and looking up at the sky.
"Yato is actually quite complicated, and as you said, he has a lot of shortcomings. But I don't think he's nervous, but it seems to be on the surface. ”
On the surface?
Xue Yin was slightly stunned.
Wood shook his head slightly: "His mind is actually more delicate than anyone else, and he thinks about things comprehensively, but he is treating artifacts and friends...... Or he is very clumsy emotionally, and he is used to working hard in a funny way, and at the same time using funny to hide his inferiority complex and insecurity. ”
This is also the reason why Wood likes to spend time with Yato, because the two are similar in this regard, but they are fundamentally different.
As Wood says, Yato will work hard for it, even if it seems ridiculous to others.
But Wood, though equally clumsy, chose to avoid it as much as he could.
At the age of less than 25, he did what others could not do in their lifetime, and because of his personality, Wood was almost in a state of 'self-appreciation' for the first half of his life, and he never felt that he needed friends.
His mind has always been ...... The so-called problem, as long as you keep thinking about it and find a way to solve it, it is not a problem, and you don't need to rely on any friends at all.
But after having the system and experiencing one world after another, Wood found that he was not even as good as a child in some ways, and he learned a lot because of it.
Even now, because of the nature that cannot be changed, I still resist making friends; But I no longer have the idea that friends are a threat, but I feel that it is an extremely lucky thing to meet friends worth making.
...... such as Saitama Sensei, Genos, Ikoma, Nameless, etc., all got along with each other little by little, and in the end, when Wood didn't know what was going on, they all became the people they cared about.
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