It is said that the people of the Jin Dynasty liked to drink.

This is not surprising, because drinking is one of the symbols of celebrities and men in the Jin Dynasty, and the stories of wanting wine and not dying are endless, there are those who climb over the wall to make the gentleman on the beam steal wine and drink, and some are expelled by the emperor because they do not drink, and even worse, let their servants carry hoes and follow behind them, and they carry a pot of wine with them, drink wherever they go, and say to the servant, where I am drunk and die, you will bury me there.

I heard that during this period of time, in addition to the chaos in the underworld, there were also a group of drunkards who drank Meng Po soup as wine, and they had to have another bowl, which caused the shortage of Meng Po soup!

There is a man named Ruan Ji, who has spent almost his whole life in the wine jar.

He said, it's okay to kill your father, but it's not okay to kill your mother.

I heard that his father smiled on the surface when he heard this, but he was mmp in his heart.

Sima Zhao asked him how he could do such a serious thing as killing his father.

He replied, "It's like animals, they only know their mothers but don't know their fathers, so killing their fathers is like animals, and killing their mothers is not as good as animals."

Everyone: "......"

, you're a big deal.

Ruan Ji also has a trademark white eye.

His eyes are blue and white, and when he sees someone he likes, he looks at him with blue eyes, and when he sees someone he doesn't like, he gives him a white eye.

In short, these eyes can't hide anything from the past with one eye.

It's still a time to look at faces.

For example, Pan An.

Ahem, who doesn't have the idea of looking better than Pan An, but this Pan An ...... It's really bizarre to die.

Pan An is the public lover of the Jin Dynasty, a face is painted all over the world, as long as he takes a slingshot to go out to play in the car when he is young, the women of Luoyang City, young and old, all hold hands and come out to watch.

They all threw fruit at Pan An's car, went out empty, and returned with a full load.

Che: I'm shameless!

In addition, two people had a whim and wanted to imitate Pan An, so they learned Pan An to go out in the car with a slingshot.

Pity...... It's too ugly.

This can't be blamed on him, people are still very talented, all the women spit on them, all the boys throw stones at them, so these two people also got a full end, but I heard that his car was scrapped in less than two years.

It's a pity that everyone is blind, this Pan An's character is problematic, and it is still very problematic.

He watched the court minister's car pass by on the road, and he bowed respectfully...... Dust in the back of the car.

Dust: It's the first time I've been treated like this, and I've got a long face.

Over time, the result of this is that his mother doubts him, is this baby sick in the brain, and God compensates him for giving him a good-looking face?

However, such a fool, no one told him that his face really couldn't be eaten, and when he was finally beheaded, he cried so much that it was a man called Pear Blossom with Rain.

Finally, he said, "Mom, I'm sorry for you......"

This became the last words of this silly child.

Speaking of the topic of beauty...... At this time, a strange thing happened.

Beauty can be deadly.

There was a poor child named Wei Jue, who looked like a beautiful jade, like the flawless jade, but he didn't look at it much.

When he was twenty-seven years old, because he came to Jiankang, people from all over the world came to see him, and they were ...... He's dead?!

Seen dead?

What kind of novelty is this?

Demons (interrogating eyes): How the hell did you die?

Wei Jue (huddled in a pitiful corner): The ...... who was watched to death

and Emperor Wu of Jin...... This is still a magical emperor.

The court opened by himself, all the officials and seats, can be sold!

Want to be an official? Yes, take the money!

If you want the right, you can, take the money!

I just don't know if anyone wants this position under his ass.

Once in the upper court, he asked his ministers, which emperor of the Han Dynasty could he compare with?

The minister replied: The second emperor Huan Ling.

He was angry: How can I, a founding emperor, compare with two dead emperors?

The minister rolled his eyes and replied: You are not as good as these two emperors.

Emperor Wu: "......"

Although what you said seems to have a point, I still want to write it down in a small notebook.

The minister continued: "The second emperor of Huan Ling also knows how to store money in the treasury, and you, a traitor, put the money directly into your belt. ”

In this era, men are feminized, yin and yang talk nonsense, in short...... All sorts of weird.

At this time, people immersed in the strange worldview did not notice what was happening on the other side of the continent.

At the other end of the continent, when Tianhe was weak and watery, it became the four seas, and gradually, other lives appeared in the four seas, and four rulers appeared.

The Dragon Kings of the Four Seas gathered together at this time.

The Dragon King of the East China Sea stroked his beard and said slowly: "Brothers, since the establishment of the Four Seas, we have been paying them a large amount of taxes in accordance with the rules of the imperial court, but recently, the Heavenly Court has been in turmoil, are we ......?"

"Opportunity?" The Dragon King of the South China Sea continued.

"You really dare to say anything!"

The Dragon King of the South China Sea harvested three Dragon King White Eyes.

"That's what Big Brother means!" The Dragon King of the South China Sea was aggrieved.

“……”

Right? Right?

Well...... Yes.

A few dragon kings simply discussed and closed the four seas.

This year's harvest is not good, big brother, your taxes, gone!

When the Jade Emperor heard the news, he looked at the thousands of stars blankly.

Is it too much spoiling for these people on weekdays, giving these people a reason to make mistakes?

However, people make times and make times, and he really doesn't have time to care about these four seas at this time!

Although the four seas in the world are a huge cake, but people have clearly declared independence, and he is really far away from the emperor and can't control it.

The Jade Emperor looked at the solemnity in the hall, whether it was a big war or a truce, it was a calm, dead face that had not changed for ten thousand years, and said lightly, retreat from the dynasty......

"What? What's going on again? The Queen Mother looked at him and asked worriedly.

"It doesn't matter." The Jade Emperor sighed, "I have to go and see the teacher." ”

"Already...... Do you have to see you? The Queen Mother was surprised, "If you go to see the teacher, the saint will no longer be able to care about those things, and there will be no worries, although we rely on the teacher, Lord Nuwa and they have never been vegetarians." ”

"Nature knows." The Jade Emperor said in a deep voice, "However, there is no choice for the matter, besides, the saints will come out in the great tribulation of heaven and earth, let them come out to control us and passively, if we take the initiative to attack, choose the time for them to come out!" ”

"You...... Is there a perfect way? The Queen Mother asked suspiciously.

"There is no perfect law in the world!" The Jade Emperor smiled faintly, and in his voice, there was also endless heroism.

"Victory or defeat, but in one fell swoop, winning or losing, is just a life, what if you win!"

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