"Ahem." Ye Han coughed dryly, his heart full of residual thoughts. "You don't have to do this to me, do you, did all of you come to my live broadcast room after watching Xiaoxiao's video?"

"The anchor is so smart."

"Wow, capture the anchor alive."

"Bold! Now that you know that we came to the live broadcast room after watching Xiaoxiao's video, why didn't you call Xiaoxiao out! ”

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"Tell us where Shinoxiao is, or we'll be gone."

"Anchor, for the sake of you being Xiaoxiao's friend, we won't embarrass you, as long as you hand over Xiaoxiao, we will forgive you immediately."

Hearing Ye Han's question, the audience in the live broadcast room once again showed their strength in swiping the screen.

"Forgive me?" Seeing a speech in the live broadcast room, Ye Han couldn't help but complain. "Did I do something angry again?"

"If you don't bring Xiaoxiao, you're committing the wrath of the people!" This is a common answer.

"Don't you know what you did wrong, huh!" This is a tsundere answer.

"The anchor is big, don't you think you are missing someone when you broadcast live?" This is a more euphemistic answer.

"Oops, my soap is off, the anchor is coming down and helping me pick it up." This is a rotten answer.

"What did you do, do you still need us to say, hurry up and admit your mistake and hand over the Xiaoxiao girl!" This is a domineering answer.

"Yes, you are the uncle." Looking at these answers, Ye Han immediately retreated, but he didn't plan to ask Xiaoxiao to get up, and even if he wanted to, he couldn't call it, he only had Xiaoxiao's YY friend, and nothing else. "But I still can't call Xiaoxiao."

"Hey, Xiaoxiao can't come, everyone disperse, let's disperse."

"Really, Xiaoxiao doesn't come, what are you doing on the live broadcast."

"The anchor is funny."

"Half a month on the king, I'll hehe."

"Anchor, no matter how cheap it is!"

Seeing that there was a commotion in the live broadcast room again, and his popularity dropped from 30,000 to 20,000 in an instant, Ye Han complained bitterly, now he understands, there are some of his fans, but most of them are coming for Xiaoxiao, and the charm of the beauty is really not comparable to him, even if Xiaoxiao just explained a video, he didn't even leak his face.

"Xiaoxiao has been busy all day today, and now that he has gone to sleep, I believe that everyone doesn't want to disturb Xiaoxiao's rest, right?" Seeing that his popularity was still declining, Ye Han hurriedly said a few words, hoping to save some people.

Seeing that the popularity of the live broadcast room is still declining, but it is not as fast as before, Ye Han continued: "I'm also a dog, why did everyone leave as soon as they heard that Xiaoxiao was not there?" I, an elite talent who came back from studying abroad in Dalanxiang, came to broadcast live to you, can't you still feel so embarrassed? ”

"Don't you want me to take you and pretend to fly with you?"

"Witnessing the anchor being the king for half a month, isn't this enough for you to take it out and pretend to be forced? If you really want to leave, then be careful that I call the police to check the water meter at your house, and then the police. Uncle Cha duang kicked open your door and forced you to watch my live broadcast, wahahahaha! ”

Looking at the chaotic chat area, Ye Han knew that it would not work if he didn't make a big move, he hurriedly organized the language to get out the Internet buzzwords in the next few years, and the rhythm of this live broadcast room still had to be brought up by himself.

"The anchor is big, do you really want a day dog?"

"The anchor is big, is it really good for a person like you to laugh at yourself?"

"The anchor is big, and I ask weakly, where is Lan Xiang?"

"Take me pretending to be forced to fly with me!"

"What's going on with the water meter?"

"Upstairs, Lan Xiang seems to be talking about a vocational college."

"What's duang?"

"What exactly is Lan Xiang?"

"I don't understand what most of the anchors are saying."

I have to say that Ye Han's nonsense still has a little effect, at least the rhythm in the live broadcast room is still brought up by him.

"I'm really a dog, you don't understand what I'm talking about, I'm heartbroken!" Ye Han pretended to be sad and said. "Well, since you don't know what I'm talking about, I'll explain them to you one by one, these are things that I have personally experienced."

"Let's start with Lan Xiang." Ye Han said. "Have you seen the advertisement that Mr. Tang Guoqiang shot for Lanxiang Auto Repair College?"

"I've seen it, it seems that Shandong Taiwan often puts it in."

"Is it the one in Shandong?"

"Hahaha, I understand what the anchor means!"

"Understood."

"What the hell do you mean? Ask the anchor to continue explaining. ”

"Well, you're all wrong?" Seeing that the popularity of the live broadcast room is still declining, the speed can basically be ignored, and the rhythm of the live broadcast room is also completely brought up by himself, Ye Han is no longer in a hurry, and his mind begins to think about the jokes he has seen on the Internet in later generations. "Our Lanxiang, also known as "Bluffrey" or "Don't Masturbate", the full name is Shandong Lanxiang Senior Technical School, just three years ago, the "New York Times" reported that Google, Yahoo and other companies in the United States were attacked by cyber hackers from China's Lanxiang Technical School, do you know the New York Times? Does Google Yahoo know? Look, these large network companies can be conquered by our Lanxiang, can't this show the strength of our Lanxiang? Doesn't this show that the anchor is a senior technical talent! ”

"As the so-called Tsinghua destroys your life, Peking University is poor for three generations, if you come to Lanxiang, you will become rich and handsome!"

"Just ask you, just listen to this advertising slogan, can't we Lanxiang be called a senior technical college! Isn't the anchor a senior technical talent? Ye Han's tone was high, as if he was really Lan Xiang's graduation.

"I remember when I studied abroad in Lanxiang for two years, one day, we were in class in the computer room, and a classmate said that my computer was hacked again, it was from California, teacher, do you need me to reverse locate him? Then our teacher said: Let's talk about this kind of thing after class, and now let's review the details of the invasion of the FBI official website. I still remember last year when I was a high school student, he came to me and asked me, with a score of 740 in the college entrance examination, can I get into Lanxiang! Ye Han's voice was long and far-reaching.

"! It turns out that Lan Xiang is so famous! ”

"I just checked Baidu, and there is really this news."

"I'm out, Lan Xiang is so famous, I don't know."

"Don't be funny, it's just a technical school, how awesome can it be?"

"It turns out that we still have such a powerful school in China, anchor, I want to read Lan Xiang!"

"Hacking? Anchor, will you? We'll see if your live broadcast will be hacked. ”

I have to say that Ye Han's language is still quite infectious, at least most of the audience below believe it.

"Actually, the strength of our Lanxiang is far more than that, in fact, the history of our Lanxiang is quite long, I will continue to tell you." Ye Han said in a deep voice. "This is a true story, Sun Wukong was crushed under the Five Fingers Mountain, unable to move for 500 years, let the wind and rain blow, exhausted. One day at noon, in a trance, I saw a person walking in the distance, before I could see it clearly, the landslide cracked the mountains and rivers and diverted the sand and stones, and the Wuzhi Mountain actually cracked, Sun Wukong jumped out of the rubble, ran to the comer, knelt on the ground and wept: "Excuse me?" The person who came smiled: "Shandong, China is looking for Lan Xiang!" "Let's drive the excavator away!"

"The anchor is big, are you flying in black and blue?"

"The anchor is big, you are really enough, actually Hei Lanxiang!"

"Hahaha, the anchor is big, is it really good for you to be like this black and blue Xiang?"

"Seeing what you said, I couldn't help but think of the advertisement in our school, which one is stronger in excavator technology, looking for Lanxiang in Shandong, China!" Seeing that the popularity of the live broadcast room had stabilized, Ye Han continued: "A friend of mine has been in contact with CS for a long time, and he should be regarded as a top master. Later, when CF was very popular, he also played, and when he played that blast mode, ACEMVP was like eating, because he was too strong, so people often kicked him as a hanger. So my friend said that wise saying, CF is a good game, but it's a group of brain-dead elementary school students playing, if I meet these **** in real life, I must bury them alive! Speaking of which, the question is, if you want to be buried alive, you must dig a pit, and if you want to dig a pit, you have to use an excavator to dig it, which excavator technology is stronger? ”

"Looking for Lan Xiang in Shandong, China!"

"Looking for Lan Xiang in Shandong, China!"

"Ahem, hello, what you said violates the relevant provisions of the Cybersecurity Law, so you have been included in the 2014 Internet wanted person list, and your IP has been locked by us. The relevant departments are currently organizing the relevant personnel of network technology to collect your data and formulate relevant punishment measures. Here, I hope that the landlord can take the initiative to go to the local law enforcement agency to surrender in order to seek leniency, otherwise we will bury you alive, since you want to be buried alive, you have to use an excavator. So here's the problem. ”

"Looking for Lan Xiang in Shandong, China!"

"Hahaha, it's really funny."

"It's really funny, but the anchor is so black and blue, isn't he afraid of being reported, you must know that there are hackers."

"All Sichuan people can eat spicy! Not all people in the Northeast are not afraid of the cold! It's not that the Mongols all fall their feet! Not all Hainanese people can climb trees! Not all Shanxi people can dig coal! Not all people in Xinjiang sell cut cakes! Don't ask me every time I tell you that I'm from Shandong: "Then your excavator must be driving very well." I drive an excavator to drift down the street every day. I'm going to talk nonsense? ”

"Hahaha, you people are really enough, actually like this black and blue Xiang, I really want to bury you, since I want to bury you, I definitely need an excavator, so the question is, which excavator technology is stronger?"

The audience in the live broadcast room all kept up with the rhythm, and some people even started to create original jokes, which made Ye Han sigh that the gods were everywhere, and the jokes he said were directly plagiarized from others, and these gods were able to create original jokes in such a short time, this is the real cow.

"What are you all talking about, I don't understand at all, I'm promoting my alma mater, okay? You guys are really enough, you actually say that I am hacking my alma mater! Hum! "Ye Han pretended to be arrogant." Let's not talk about the years when I studied abroad in Lanxiang, let's talk about the water meter that I was checked back then. ”