In my heart, I want to try, do you want to try? Do you want to try it out?

Try it, what are the consequences?

The point is, who to please?

Which way should I invite the gods?

As soon as I thought of this, it suddenly occurred to me that in the spell of "Maoshan Technique", there is a spell to invite the Monkey King.

I was even more excited.

I don't know if this spell is true or not, if I can invite the Monkey King down, come to a seventy-two change, or play a set of monkey boxing, what a sensation, how awesome and coaxing.

Just do it, while Mr. Jiu Fengzhe was not guarded, I sandwiched the yellow paper talisman I drew in my finger, as long as I chanted the spell and hit the yellow paper talisman out, a miracle could happen.

But the moment I opened my mouth, I hesitated.

How many years ago, the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, don't forget, he is still Bi Ma Wen, this violent temper, please let him go, what if I can't stop him?

If he makes another big fuss at Maoshan Academy, then I will become a sinner of the Maoshan Righteous Path through the ages.

In a blink of an eye, I saw the fat man who was sweating profusely and had just finished drawing a yellow paper talisman and was sitting on the ground resting.

I had an idea.

The fat man devoured the ghost pill of the lantern ghost grandfather, and his strength is naturally above me, he must have robbed me a hundred times, I can't suppress Sun Wukong, but the fat man can.

Even if there is an accident, this black cauldron has a fat man's back, and it is not impossible.

I remember that there is such a clause in the "Spells of Maoshan Technique", when the Taoist priest of Maoshan is injured and cannot ask the gods to come to his body, he can use the body of others to temporarily attach the gods to the body of the designated person, and the effect of mana is the same.

"Comb, why did you look at me like that just now?"

"No, you're not a fairy beauty, what do I think you're doing?"

"No, you just looked at my eyes, I know that kind of look, before bad people do bad things, it's all your eyes, you must be playing some bad idea, right?"

"You're too worried, I'm just too tired, aren't you also very tired."

It took a long time to explain before the fat man's doubts were dispelled.

When I used the Maoshan technique, the mantra I recited must be sound, but I didn't dare to let Mr. Jiu Fengzhe hear it, so I could only use a voice that only I could hear:

"The sky is clear, the earth is spiritual,

Please God descend to the altar and shine on the sky,

Monkey King's quick manifestation,

Leave it before the altar to God incarnate,

Incarnate God,

The sun and the moon shine clearly,

Monkey King's sincere please,

Taishang Laojun,

The divine soldier is as urgent as the law. ”

Oops!

The yellow paper charm did not burn.

I'll go, the situation is special, I can't care so much, I still typed out the yellow paper talisman:

"Edict!"

As soon as the words fell, the fat man was clever, jumped up, and jumped two or three meters high.

All seven of us were dumbfounded.

The fat man weighed two or three hundred pounds, like a meat shield, thrown in the air, and then fell heavily on the guillotine, "Bang", the guillotine was smashed into a big hole!

Falling to the ground, the fat man did not hesitate, directly a carp stiffened, turned over, jumped up and down on the guillotine, squeezed his eyebrows at us for a while, scratched his ears and cheeks for a while, and even, in the end, he deliberately scratched his butt at Mr. Jiu Fengzhe, tickling his buttocks.

This......

What a provocation!

Wen Jie and the others all looked at the fat man blankly, they would definitely feel that the fat man was crazy, either he took the wrong medicine or didn't take the medicine.

The situation is a little out of control.

However, the "Spells of Maoshan Technique" does not indicate how to send the gods, only that once the demons and monsters are subdued, after thanking, the gods will naturally leave and return to the heavenly realm.

But there are no demons and monsters at all, what a way to send it.

I finally realized the saying "It's easy to please God, but it's hard to send God."

The fat man was still tossing on the guillotine, and Mr. Jiu Fengzhe was also helpless, looking at the fat man for a while, looking at us for a while, he didn't know if it was the god invited by the fat man himself, or a few of us invited the gods, so it was not easy to make a move.

At this moment, the fat man was on the guillotine, looking left and right, and finally fixed his gaze on the altar.

The fat man walked to his altar with great agility, lifted off all the utensils on the altar, and with a "click" broke one of the table legs of the altar, held it in one hand, and played with it, and while playing, he put the other hand in front of his eyes, and made a distant motion, and winked at us incessantly.

I'll go, this is to use the table leg as his wishful golden hoop stick.

Blind my dog's eyes.

That's when I felt something was wrong with my body.

How does it feel? It's just that when I was drinking water, I broke in the middle, and I drank a big mouthful of air, and the air mixed with water entered my stomach, you all have this experience, even if your stomach is not swollen, you want to vomit, but you can't vomit, but it's not a sign of pregnancy.

But gradually, the swelling moved upwards to my chest, making me breathless, and it wasn't long before I started to feel dizzy, and my sweat came out in an instant, wetting my clothes.

What's going on?

It's not going to be some kind of backlash, is it?

Before I could think about it, the fat man jumped up and said to us:

"My grandson is going too!"

Then he brandished his "Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick" and smashed it directly into the wall of the guillotine.

"Boom!"

The wall is collapsing!

With a light touch, effortlessly, the wall of the guillotine was poked a big hole by the fat man's "wishful golden hoop stick".

Teacher Jiu Fengzhe's face changed greatly, and he rushed over without any hesitation.

At the same time, I felt a fishy breath churning up from my stomach, and I kept beating my chest, but I still couldn't help it, "poof", a mouthful of blood, spit out of my mouth, and I immediately fell down.

At the moment when I fell, the fat man was clever, his body shook, and he woke up, not understanding why he was holding a table leg in his hand, and he didn't know why there was a hole in the wall in front of him, and looked at Mr. Jiu Fengzhe in a daze.

I feel so tired, not in pain at all, but tired, weak, vomiting such a mouthful of blood, must be weak.

I just lay quietly on the ground, motionless, and I believe that Mr. Jiu Fengzhe must know what is going on, then he will definitely save me.

But I lay on the ground for a long time, and no one came.

Nobody cares about me!

I'm like this, and you don't care?

I faintly heard the sound of ping-pong in my ears, and I exerted all my strength, and when I opened my eyes, I wanted to die.

Teacher Jiu Fengzhe, his face was full of seriousness, and the murderous aura on his face was stronger than before, he was directing the fat man Wenjie and them, picking up the broken bricks on the ground, and Mr. Jiu Fengzhe took out a thick pile of yellow paper talismans, pasted them on the bricks one by one, and filled the hole in the wall.

Am I being ignored?

Am I abandoned?

I'll go, I'm a big living person lying here, you don't care, you actually go to repair the hole in the wall, I'm not your own student anymore.

How did I find out that the teachers of Maoshan Academy didn't take their students' lives seriously?

(End of chapter)