The golden monkey rose up a thousand fishing rods, and Wang Yu clarified thousands of miles. Hail Sun Dasheng today, only because the demon fog has returned.

---You can guess who wrote the poem, it's hard to guess~~

(Brother Monkey is coming!) ）

In the following days, I was too weak to get out of bed, so I could only lie in bed and recuperate, eat some wholesale jumping brown candy in the store, as a way to replenish my blood, and finally realized the pain and perseverance of being a woman.

To tell the truth, in today's society, many women not only live without men, but also live more wonderfully than men.

(I don't know if there is a sister paper to see the really handsome code words.,This paragraph is dedicated to the bleeding.,But the beautiful and moving sister paper.。。。 ）

Originally, I could get out of bed on the seventh day, in order to show her gentle side, Mantou specially ordered black chicken soup to feed me with tonics, and did bad things with good intentions, but her thunder and lightning power was unstable, and thundered me, so I had to do three more days of confinement.

I had to get up early today because today was the day when the Buddha came to receive the world flowers, in order to leave a good impression on Brother Monkey, I washed it clean from head to toe, and took off three layers of skin.

"Seeing a monkey like this, why do you want to stir up the crowd... Lao Wang yawned while looking at the fortune teller boredly.

"Sun Dasheng is now one of the "Thirty-five Buddhas", except for the Buddha, the most powerful person in the Buddhist family, don't bark monkeys all day long, it's rude! "Manju changed into a pink dress today, looking a little playful and cute, a pink Dudu Lori, listen to herself, Brother Monkey likes pink, of course, peach is the best.

I changed into a pink shirt and asked Manman: "I heard that your father and Brother Monkey, no, the relationship between fighting and defeating Buddha is old, is it true?" ”

Mantou hesitated for a long time and said: "It turns out that he does have a good relationship with my father, isn't there such a sentence, the hairy-faced monk with a thunderous mouth describes fighting to defeat the Buddha?" This shows that he and my father do look a little similar, and the personality is also free and easy, but in the past few hundred years, he has had little contact with my family, and he rarely goes out of the Buddhist world, and I heard that his temperament is a lot quieter... My father said that his nature was worn out, and after learning scriptures and becoming a Buddha, his temperament was different, and he became less and less like a monkey... ”

"What does that look like?"

"Like a Buddha...

"It's not surprising, but I had a little fairy privately chat yesterday about my book book, talking about the interesting things about learning from the scriptures back then, and I heard him say that the real history of Journey to the West and Wu Chengen's Journey to the West is a reversal of the plot, that Brother Monkey finally returned to Huaguo Mountain to be the Monkey King, Zhu Bajie returned to Gao Laozhuang as a long-term worker, and Sha Seng returned to the Liusha River as a water monster. What's more interesting is that there is a saying that their third brother was originally a beast demon raised by Tang Seng in Leiyin Temple, and later as he went east to the Tang Dynasty, the demon law became more and more powerful, especially your monkey brother later became an immortal official and felt bored, a pampered and willful, and beat the emperor's old man. This matter is very troublesome, the consequences are very serious, the monkey is also very skilled, a god can not catch him, and finally was arrested by the Buddha, in Wuzhishan Prison for 500 years, after the release of the sentence returned to Huaguo Mountain to become the king. In the end, he was canonized as a Buddha for some reason, in short, everything is a mystery, and "Journey to the West" only deciphers the tip of the iceberg. Wang, do you know the truth about this? ”

Lao Wang snored loudly when he read a book, and I called him three times in a row, but he didn't pay attention to me.

After feeding the hot dog rations, Mantou replied: "What you said is also a version, I have also read "Journey to the West", I have heard various versions, and I have asked my father." ”

"What did your daddy say?"

"His old man said, there are many things that cannot be said, cannot be said...

I was about to say something when there was a knock on the door of the store, and I looked up to see a monk in a white robe with a bald head standing calmly outside the door.

"He won't be ... Brother Monkey... Why is there no hair on the face? Metamorphosis? "I wondered what to say.

Mantou didn't think it was different, and he took a few steps and jumped up and said, "Hello Uncle Sun, remember me, I'm the junior of the Lei family, Lei Dun Man." ”

Brother Monkey touched Manman's head and smiled: "I haven't seen you for a hundred years, but you are exactly the same as back then, you haven't grown... ”

I also followed closely and took a closer look at Brother Monkey, his face was wrinkled, there was still some hair on his cheeks, and his face was wrinkled, he couldn't say how good-looking he was, but his mighty and domineering aura was still there, not like the image of Brother Monkey in the TV series I watched, but a little like a shaved Wolverine.

"My Buddha is compassionate, and my little brother is fighting to defeat the Buddha." I folded my hands together and learned how mortals greeted Tang Seng when they saw Tang Seng in the TV series.

"It is not the Buddha who is compassionate, it is the Buddha's mind... He smiled faintly, and then asked Manyu: "Does your mother still use the Qianyuan mirror discharge to train your father?" ”

Manwan Apple's face flushed, and he said shyly: "It's been a lot better in the past few years, but it's better to pinch it instead." ”

Brother Monkey smiled "hehe", noncommittal, and said to me: "The world flowers are ready, I want to trouble you to accompany my grandson on a trip today." ”

"It's an honor, it's an honor, it's an honor to serve Brother Monkey." I said on the back.

"Brother Monkey? The thousand-year-old lonely lamp, the sandalwood is curling, where is my grandson still like the Monkey King of the year... ”

"It's better not like monkeys, people have evolved from apes step by step, and the theory of evolution also says that it is a natural law that the weak eat the strong, and the evolution of lower animals to intelligent higher animals is a natural law."

"Do you think monkeys are lower animals, and humans are higher animals?" Brother Monkey's eyes lit up and he turned around and asked me.

"That's not what it means ... Monkeys are animals after all... "I was a little nervous and didn't know what to say.

"It turns out that the monkeys with spirituality are dead, and the spiritualists are still alive... Don't mention this matter, take me to the world of "Dragon Ball", and while my fighting spirit is still undispelled, go and meet the Monkey King of the two-dimensional world. ”

"Okay, please here, please here." I'm afraid that I will say the wrong thing, offend Brother Monkey, and I can't offend the Buddha if I offend anyone, and I am also the Buddha with the first combat effectiveness in the "Thirty-five Buddhas"!

"Monkey!" Lao Wang stood up and shouted at Brother Monkey.

Brother Monkey turned his face sideways, and when he saw Lao Wang, his eyes were shining, and his eyes were suddenly hot, I thought he was going to take out the golden hoop stick and beat Lao Wang next door three times.

The next second, I was shocked!

He actually bowed slightly and bowed to the old king!

This old king cow is not like a fairy, like a Buddha!

Although I was surprised, it was inconvenient to ask Lao Wang what his identity was, so I had to lead Brother Monkey to the VIP room that had been partitioned and cleaned up long ago, this room was laid with wooden floors, and four futons were placed in all sides of the room, and a porcelain bowl was placed in the middle, and there was a world flower on the porcelain bowl, faintly glowing.

"Is this a thunder charm made by your father, little man?" Brother Monkey pointed to the porcelain bowl and a few thunder talismans pasted on the wall directly above.

"Manju is worried that someone will make trouble... So the thunder talisman that my father gave me to protect the world flower... Manju also felt that his feet seemed to have done something wrong, and his two fingers circled.

"If someone really makes trouble, as soon as this thunder charm explodes, the flowers of this world will also suffer, doll, don't learn from your father, study hard, and every day is the right way... After Brother Monkey finished speaking, he patted his ears, summoned a golden hoop stick in his hand, and smashed it to the ground casually, and the golden light flashed, enveloping the entire room.

The light curtain of this egg, on the foot, there are ten Kaspersky installed on the computer, and the Immortal Emperor is blind when he comes.

"Shopkeeper, we can take off... He said slowly.

Starting the small world is a creator's curse.,This time in addition to Brother Monkey and me.,There are also steamed buns.,After all, the online store business is on the right track.,It's enough to keep Lao Wang and Hot Dog to watch the store.。