Chapter 15: Hey, your half steamed bun
Early in the morning, Lin Dong ate the breakfast brought back by Zhang Yang and listened to the news sent by the wind.
"Alliston jousting tournament?"
Lin Dong listened to the news released early in the morning and raised his eyebrows.
This kind of private academy is originally illogical.,In modern schools,There are some Western fantasy worlds.,The college in the fantasy world.,It's understandable that the sect is bigger.,Although the style of painting is not quite right.。
"The Dongfang family also sent you a message to the boss, saying that if you get the first place, the Dongfang family will let you and Dongfang Qing interact at will."
Feng Mania said: "If you don't get the first place, you have to stay away from Dongfang Qing." ”
“……”
Lin Dong immediately understood that this martial arts competition was aimed at him.
But this Dongfang family's self-feeling is too good, why do you think that Lin Dong must join the war for Dongfang Qing?
The women of this world are beautiful, but there are always fewer strings in their heads, their IQs are below the horizontal line, and their way of thinking is also different from ordinary people, so it is impossible for Lin Dong to choose an object here.
Therefore, for this martial arts conference, Lin Dong did not have a little psychological pressure.
Now Lin Dong only has 3,000 origin points, and he lives by deducting all day long, using these 3,000 points to please women, Lin Dong does not have that Yaxing.
Unless the final reward is a large number of origin points, this can stir Lin Dong's mind.
Cleaning up his personal image, Lin Dong pushed open the door of the dormitory, followed by the wind madness and flamboyance, and started a new day's journey of pretending.
As for Wang Qingtian, he was following Long Aotian from afar at this time, watching what Long Aotian was doing from afar.
"Escape! You actually scolded me! ”
Inside the gazebo, a young girl shouted in disbelief at the sitting boy: "You actually scolded me for this half of the steamed bun!" ”
Opposite this young girl, sat a young man covered in patches, who had been very precocious after years of hard experience, and at this moment faced the accusations of the young girl, with a resolute face.
"Zi Yan, no matter what, it's always wrong to waste food."
Xiaoyao, who was full of patches, held half a steamed bun in his hand, his face was slightly bitter, and said: "You don't know at all, when I was young, my grandfather and I couldn't even afford to eat this half of the steamed bun, and at this time I felt very uncomfortable to see you abandon it before you finished eating!" ”
After Lin Dong heard this conversation, he stood in place and formed a strong onlooker situation with the wind and the wind wildly.
"So in your heart, am I not as heavy as this half of a steamed bun?"
Zi Yan's face was full of resentment, and she said, "In Alliston, that student doesn't have to spend 35,000 a day, but what about after I follow you?" Everything is extravagant and wasteful, I can't wear makeup, I can't shop, I wear old clothes every day, I was also a famous person in Alliston, and now? Everyone says I'm a village girl! ”
"What's wrong with the village girl?"
Xiaoyao strongly defended and said: "The village aunts are the representatives of our Chinese hard work and simple style, they are industrious, gentle, filial piety, shrewd, these qualities are far more shocking than the beauty brought by cosmetics and clothing!" ”
Zi Yan looked at Xiaoyao, and pea-sized tears dripped on the ground.
"You entered Alliston because of the school's special recruitment, and my family has this condition."
Zi Yan choked up and said: "Since you rescued me back in the mountains, I have tied my heart to you, you said that you don't need the help of my family, you have to be self-reliant, you say that I am too extravagant and wasteful, I have changed these in accordance with you, but in your heart, I don't even have half a steamed bun valuable!" ”
As she spoke, Zi Yan stretched out her hand, untied the wooden necklace tied around her neck, and threw it on the ground.
"Return your pine necklace! From now on, we will return to the bridge and the road to the road! You take your single-plank bridge, and I take my Yangguan Road! ”
After saying this, Zi Yan turned around and ran away.
"Wait a minute!"
He slapped the stone table and stood up suddenly, his waist straight, as if he did not give in in the face of great difficulties.
Zi Yan stopped and turned her head slightly, waiting for a response.
After all, they have been in love for three years, and after all, women are soft-hearted.
"Half of your steamed buns."
Xiaoyao put half of the steamed bun in his hand against it.
"Smack!"
Zi Yan turned around abruptly, slapped Xiaoyao's face, grabbed half of the steamed bun and stuffed it into Xiaoyao's mouth, and said hatefully: "It's half of your steamed bun!" Grass mud horse! ”
The good temper that has always been completely exhausted, all the good feelings for this Xiaoyao completely changed into hatred and disgust at this time, after stuffing this steamed bun into Xiaoyao's mouth, Zi Yan didn't look back, and ran away directly.
With tears in his eyes, Xiaoyao swallowed the steamed buns in his stomach one by one, and his experience over the years taught him that he should never waste any food.
Bowing his head slightly, he picked up the pine necklace on the ground.
This pine necklace was carved little by little with a carving knife, which can be described as a masterpiece.
[Now Zi Yan will never know what she threw down, when a few years later, when this necklace appeared in the auction house, it already had a price of hundreds of millions, and at that time, Xiaoyao had already become a generation ......]
Lin Dong's mind automatically supplemented the author's narration.
This is Lin Dong's most disgusting way of writing.
In a certain period of time, in addition to Long Aotianliu's novels to lower IQ, there is another kind of novel that is depressed and disgusting, and in this kind of novel, the protagonist is an orphan, there is a grandfather who picks up rags, he has been poor since he was a child, he took the route of a poor student, and he met a woman who broke up because of discord in values, and after a few days, this woman opened a room with someone else on the way back to school, and the protagonist also greeted people with a smile, this woman put her face aside and didn't want to know him, he also felt that it was a woman's stinginess, and he was atmospheric......
Every time the protagonist is abused, the author has to hang a narration on the side, telling everyone not to worry, the protagonist will be awesome, and then there will be a contrast to slap this kind of money worshipper in the face, and the reader is tricked into it like this, wanting to see the protagonist rise, and then he keeps being poisoned, poisoned, until the reader dies of poison, the author is unfinished, or the eunuch ends directly......
Obviously, Xiaoyao at this time is the kind of protagonist who is poisoned.
"Xiaoyao, you dare to bully my sister!"
Lin Dong strode forward and slapped Xiaoyao in the face.
Xiaoyao, who was holding the pine necklace and secretly sad, raised his head and received this slap alive.
Seeing this, Feng Madness and Zhang Yang next to him pressed Xiaoyao to the ground, punching and kicking, mercilessly.
A wave of beatings dispersed the depression in Lin Dong's heart, and only then did he stop the beating and leisurely behavior.
"...... Escape"
Lin Dong looked at Xiaoyao's face and took a sip.
This is simply the feelings of the fans of the Immortal Sword.
"I have been friends with Zi Yan for three years, and I never knew that she had a brother like you."
Xiaoyao looked at Lin Dong and smiled bitterly.
"When did I say I was Zi Yan's brother?"
Lin Dong asked rhetorically, carefully looking at the carefree in front of him, only to see that the bruises on his face were slowly dissipating, and the flesh wounds on his body were rapidly improving, obviously because of the ability of the golden finger.
"Didn't you say I hurt your sister......
Xiaoyao is more confused.
If it weren't for Zi Yan's face, he wouldn't have let others beat him like this.
"It's not her!"
Lin Dong said: "Think about it for me, who else have you hurt?" ”
Xiaoyao was silent, lowered his head for a while, and said, "Is it Teacher Huang?" Because I couldn't do anything at the time, watching Teacher Huang being tortured and killed in front of me? But Teacher Huang shouldn't be counted as your sister, so it's Xiao Zhou...... I'm really sorry to make her pay the price of innocence to save me from the thieves. ”
Look, this is the protagonist of the main text!
Lin Dong is a slap in the face.
"Did your grandfather leave you anything before he died?"
Lin Dong said with a gloomy face: "Hand over this thing to me and compensate my little Zhou sister!" ”
This kind of person, holding a gold finger to do a-like operation, is completely unworthy of the protagonist's personality, Lin Dong decided to confiscate his golden finger.
"My grandfather, my grandfather left a yin-yang diagram and disappeared from V City, this yin-yang diagram ......"
Lin Dong listened to Xiaoyao's words, and motioned to Zhang Yang and Feng Mad on the side to make a move, and directly searched out this yin and yang diagram from Xiaoyao's body.
It's not a picture that can be draped on the body as I have the impression, but it is only the size of a palm, and the whole body is made of some unknown material.
Although it is not clear what this thing is for the time being, this thing similar to the protagonist's golden finger is definitely a good thing, and after getting it, Lin Dong decisively received it in the carry-on space.
"Did your grandfather leave anything behind?"
Lin Dong asked about the ease in front of him.
"Except for some manual skills, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, my grandfather didn't teach me anything else."
Xiaoyao said rather frustratedly.
"Then you will go out to make money with these handicraft skills, and sell them for money with your piano, chess, calligraphy and painting skills!"
For this kind of protagonist, I really hate iron and steel, and I obviously have the ability to change my life, but I am content with the status quo, and after encountering some things, unless I scold the thief, I hate the betrayal of others, and I am ruthless.
"Soak a girl, let people follow you to eat steamed buns all day long, you never thought about making something for other girls, just thinking that people should do this and that according to your requirements......"
Thinking of this, Lin Dong kicked this Xiaoyao into the river next to him, and asked him to reflect on it inside, maybe after diving, people will have adventures.
Seeing Xiaoyao floating in the water, Lin Dong felt comfortable physically and mentally.
"So majestic, so majestic."
Long Zhantian's figure appeared not far from Lin Dong, the qi machine was tightly locked in Lin Dong, and there were bloodshots in the tiger's eyes, looking at Lin Dong gritting his teeth and resentment, he said: "I really didn't expect that a little gangster, who caught my power, mixed into this Alliston, actually left and right, and it was about to become a climate!" ”
Lin Dong tilted his head and looked at Long Zhantian at this time.
It can be seen from the monstrous momentum on Long Zhantian's body that this time, Long Zhantian came with the hatred of wanting to kill Lin Dong to scum.