"I don't know!" However, this guy belongs to the kind of stuffy gourd who can't kick a fart with three feet, and he has no expression on his face and just replied seriously, "I've never seen you, uncle!" ”

"But our eldest lady said, uncle, you are an old fox and very cunning. According to her understanding, my uncle will go to the meeting alone tonight, and the enemy will definitely not enter the club recklessly, and he will definitely sneak around outside the door for a while! ”

"So the eldest lady said, let me pay attention to these hidden corners outside the door, if I see a sneaky man with sharp eyebrows, sharp eyes, monkey cheeks, it must be you, uncle!"

"Poof......" In an instant, Zhao Xiaotian's eyes darkened!

What's going on with this Nima? That woman is too violent, can she even guess this? The understanding of Lao Tzu is as thorough as the roundworm in Lao Tzu's stomach, but Lao Tzu still knows nothing about it!

Emotional Lao Tzu just now, so carefully dressed up here that his legs are numb, in the eyes of others, he is like a clown jumping off the beam?

And also, can this guy in front of him speak? How can you have a virtue with Zhang Xiaohua's tattered thing, but a tendon lacks a heart?

Even if you know it in your heart, don't say it so bluntly, okay?

Also, the sneaky Lao Tzu admits it, but where is the thief's eyebrows and rat's eyes and sharp mouth?

"And the eldest lady also said, uncle, you are a good-looking person! If you are found just squatting at the door, you will definitely be very depressed and feel very shameless! So I specially instructed me to let my uncle squat at the door for half an hour before coming to you, so that you will have a sense of accomplishment! However, immediately after, this guy raised his hand to look at the time, and said honestly, "It's been just half an hour since my uncle squatted here to step on the spot, so I'm here!" ”

"Poof......" Zhao Xiaotian spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

Mend the knife! Naked mending the knife in his heart! Bloody!

But from the serious expression on this stuffy gourd, he couldn't see the slightest taste of deliberately washing and ridiculing him! It's simply scheming, and it's all about knowing everything!

is more heartless than Zhang Xiaohua, and she is completely hopeless!

If he wanted to change to Zhang Xiaohua, he would have kicked it up a long time ago! But in the end, he could only glare at him indignantly, gritted his teeth and roared, "Don't call me Uncle Laozi!" Lao Tzu is not your uncle, and Lao Tzu and your eldest lady don't know each other! If you dare to scream again, Lao Tzu will beat you to death! ”

"But the eldest lady ordered, from now on, you are the uncle of our Han family, and we must all call you uncle, otherwise she will kill us!"

Immediately after, he bent down respectfully and made a gesture of please, "Uncle, please, the eldest lady has already been inside, and she has prepared a generous gift for you, uncle!" ”

"Wow......" So, Zhao Xiaotian was completely defeated!

It was an unforgettable frustration!

It was not easy to suppress the anger in his heart, he didn't press this heartless guy to the ground and beat him violently, he tore off the carefully prepared hood and sunglasses and threw them aside, followed him with a black face and walked towards the door of the club!

However, unexpectedly, when he just stepped into the lobby of the club with one foot, the welcome ladies in fiery cheongsam, the reception ladies at the front desk, and many uniformed security guards and staff inside, all of them bent down to him as if they had been beaten with chicken blood, "Hello, uncle!" ”

So angry that he almost burned this clubhouse on the spot!

The heartless man led him and quickly entered the elevator. At this time, Zhao Xiaotian finally couldn't help it.

Holding back his anger, he tried to make himself appear calm, "I said buddy, can you tell me, who is your eldest lady?" ”

"Can't say! The eldest lady said, uncle, you will definitely ask this question, let me not say it, otherwise her first meeting with you will not be romantic! ”

The corners of Zhao Xiaotian's mouth twitched vigorously and gritted his teeth, "Then can you tell me what kind of gift your eldest lady prepared for me?" ”

"Can't say either! I'll see you soon! ”

"And what's your name? Where to stay? ”

"I dare not say! Otherwise, my uncle will definitely kill me next time he sees me! ”

"I rely on your uncle! Do you think that if you don't say it, Lao Tzu won't kill you? ”

"That'...... Then I'll call Zhang Daniu......"

Zhao Xiaotian had another black line on his forehead, and he didn't understand what "then my name is Zhang Da Niu" meant, but he still endured it and didn't kill anyone, "Comrade Da Niu, did you marry a daughter-in-law?" How old is my son? ”

"I didn't ...... No daughter-in-law......" This guy was suddenly a little embarrassed.

"Holy! You won't still be in a place......" Zhao Xiaotian mercilessly disdained, pouting and giving him the middle finger fiercely.

Comrade Da Niu's old face turned red in an instant and he stopped talking.

"I'll go, you're such a big man, it's really still a place! Sad, too sad......" In an instant, Zhao Xiaotian suddenly came to his senses, his face was full of hatred for iron and steel, and he began to use the agitation method, "I said otherwise, let's not go to see the generous gift prepared by your eldest lady!" ”

"It's rare for our brothers to see each other so late and hate to see each other at first sight, let's go chic and chic first? Tonight, in this clubhouse, massage and sauna are a one-stop, brother will find you two girls with the biggest butts and breasts, so that you can enjoy it? ”

The chest was beating on the ground, and the righteousness was thin and cloudy, "Don't worry, I'm in for a treat!" It is guaranteed that you will truly experience what bliss on earth is, and let you truly feel the joy of being a man! ”

"Then you will give me another good talk about the basic situation of your eldest lady?"

However, the next scene made him completely collapse.

I saw this guy, who blushed shyly for a long time, but still shook his head honestly, "No! If I let the eldest lady know, I will accompany my aunt to find the young lady, and she will definitely kill me! ”

"And the eldest lady also said that she knows you too well, uncle, you will definitely find a way to bribe me, and then find a way to get out of my mouth. Let me not believe it, my uncle is a liar......"

"Damn!" So in an instant, Zhao Xiaotian was completely defeated!

Full of grief and anger, the fire was blazing, and he opened his voice and scolded, "I lied to your uncle!" Ignorance! Ignorant! Lack of virtue and lack of heart, your head was kicked by a donkey......"

"Lao Tzu curses you, this life is a place! Even if you marry a daughter-in-law and give birth to a son, you won't be **......"

was so angry that he jumped like thunder on the spot, and he raised his fist and was about to slash his head and face and greet him fiercely!

Uncle, I can care about the identity of the eldest lady, and what the content of this Hongmen banquet is tonight, Lao Tzu will kill this deflated calf who lacks heart and eyes, I really can't swallow this breath!

"Uncle spare your life, uncle spare your life......" Comrade Da Niu was suddenly frightened, and his old face was pale and covered his head and screamed.

But at this time, he had just led him to a closed room on the twelfth floor, and saw that his fierce fist was about to smash on him, and he opened his voice and shouted, "Uncle, it's here, it's already here, don't get angry first......

Pointing to the door, "Right here, the gift that the eldest lady prepared for my uncle is inside......"

In an instant, Zhao Xiaotian finally withdrew his fist. The matter in front of him is important, and he will be killed later!

couldn't wait to push open the door, but at the same moment, the scene in front of him completely shocked him on the spot!

(End of chapter)