Chapter 262: Hooligans
I walked up to Anne Bai and quietly stretched out my hand:
"Bring it!"
Bai Anne asked puzzled:
"What?"
"What? Take the money, if you don't take the money, how can you buy food? ”
Bai Annie's face was horizontal:
"Shu Ziyang, you are too picky, I came to your house, I am a guest, you are the master's family, are you not the friendship of the landlord? Spend my money, are you embarrassed you? ”
I don't care what she says, this stupid white sweet, so rich, don't spend it in vain:
"What's so embarrassing about this, do you think our family looks like rich people? If you want to eat well, take the money. ”
Bai Annie was helpless, took out a few Grandpa Mao from her backpack and handed them to me dissatisfied.
The fat man and I left satisfied.
Now in the countryside, compared with before, it is really a world of difference, it is very convenient, and you can buy things to the supermarket.
I went around the supermarket with the fat man, bought vegetables, I bought some cooked food, the country things were very cheap, Grandpa Mao didn't use up, and the rest of the money, of course, was swallowed by me.
When I got home, my grandmother was still chatting with Anne Bai.
I really don't know, why is it so difficult for this woman to talk so much when they walk together.
My grandmother hasn't been so happy in a long time.
When she saw me come back, my grandmother winked at me and quietly gave me a thumbs up.
I understand what my grandmother means, she is praising me for finding such a good granddaughter-in-law.
Speechless, how to explain this.
It didn't take much effort for me and the fat man to make a meal, and after eating and drinking, we sat down for a while.
It's getting late, it's time to go to bed.
So here's the question:
How to sleep?
Our house has two rooms, one with two kitchens and one with three tiled houses.
My grandmother and I have one of the three tiled houses, one on the left and one on the right, at both ends of the tiled house, and the middle one is the living room.
Needless to say, I slept in my room with the fat man, and my grandmother slept in my grandmother's room with Anne Bai.
But I lay in bed, tossing and turning, and couldn't sleep.
Can't sleep like this.
White Anne, a female ghost.
I have been in such close contact with my grandmother during the day, and if I sleep with a female ghost again, then my grandmother will not lose her life.
I can't imagine what happened to my grandmother the next day.
Thinking of this, I immediately stood up.
I went directly to my grandmother's house and said to Anne White:
"Bai Annie, you can't be with my grandmother, you come and sleep with me."
In a word, Bai Annie was stunned.
Not only was she stunned, but Bai Annie's face turned red, and she looked at me in surprise and lowered her head again.
Can I understand that she is shy?
You are a female ghost, what a shame to be.
Again, I emphasize:
"Bai Annie, you can't sleep with my grandmother."
Anne Bai looked up again, but did not look at me, her eyes kept dodging, and asked:
"Why?"
"Why? Isn't it clear in your own mind? ”
"I don't know."
"You ......"
I was halfway through my sentence and swallowed it back.
I can't directly expose Bai Annie's identity, this Nizi is so sensitive, she is broken, I don't know what crazy she will be, besides, I don't want to scare my grandmother.
At this time, my grandmother was stunned for a moment, then laughed heartily and nodded:
"Good, good, good."
As she spoke, her grandmother pushed Bai Annie out:
"Well, I'm so old and confused, how can I let you sleep with me? Go, go, don't sleep with grandma, sleep with my family, grandma understands, understands. ”
Then, Bai Annie was withdrawn by my grandmother.
Not only that, but my grandmother also came directly to my house and lifted the fat man who was sleeping soundly by the ear.
The fat man was woken up by pain, gritted his teeth in pain, squinted his eyes, and asked my grandmother incomprehensibly:
"Grandma, grandma, what are you doing? I'm sleeping soundly. ”
Grandma dragged the fat man by the ear, dragged the fat man to her house, and said:
"You child, you are really blessed, you can sleep anywhere you go, anyway, it's the same everywhere for you, you can sleep with my wife."
When the fat man heard this, he suddenly sobered up, and hurriedly asked:
"Grandma, what did you say? I sleep with you? Didn't you sleep with Anne White? Why do you want me to sleep in the same room with you? ”
Grandma patted the fat man on the head:
"You little fat baby, why are you so incomprehensible? The family is small, can we still separate the family? You say you don't sleep with me, who do you sleep with? ”
The fat man was suddenly unhappy.
The fat man said to me with a green face:
"Comb, seduce the second sister-in-law, do you know the taboo in the rivers and lakes? Not only are you going to be seduced, but you're also sleeping with your second sister-in-law, do you want me to live with a cuckold for the rest of my life? ”
Seeing that the fat man was about to expose Bai Annie's identity, I hurriedly walked over and explained to the fat man.
Even the soft and the hard, both soft and hard, the fat man reluctantly agreed.
"Comb, don't forget, you chose to die alone."
"I know, I know, I keep reminding myself of it, right? I promise, it won't be messed around. ”
The fat man said with a crying voice:
"How is that possible? How can it be? Lonely men and widows, living in the same room, you say you don't have any ideas, comb, do you believe this? ”
"I believe, I believe, fat man, even if I have any ideas, Bai Annie is always a ghost, people and ghosts have different paths, I understand this truth, I will never mess around, I dare not cross the thunder pool half a step."
Finally convinced the fat man.
The fat man reluctantly went into her house with my grandmother.
Then, in my room, only me and Anne Bai were left.
It's really a lonely man and a widow, living in the same room.
When I entered the house, I was overwhelmed.
In particular, Anne Bai is sitting on my bed at this very moment.
I'm inexperienced.
I don't know what to do.
There is only one bed in my room.
If I want to sleep, I want to sleep with Anne Bai.
But before I could speak, White Anne blushed and stared at me with her big watery eyes.
Naked temptation.
My heart pounded faster.
Can't look at it, can't look at it.
I dodged her eyes, trying to calm myself.
I was about to speak, but who knew that Bai Annie threw down a sentence:
"Shu Ziyang, I didn't expect you to be such a person, I misjudged you, rascal!"
Then, he just lay down, rolled over, and didn't even look at me.
I'll go.
Who is a hooligan?
Who is a hooligan?
What kind of person am I?
Do you really think that if I don't let her sleep with my grandmother, I have a bad heart for her?
What should I do?
White Anne took up my bed.
I can't sleep on the floor this night.
But I couldn't sleep in the same bed with Anne Bai.
I don't want to lose my life.
Besides, for Bai Annie, I really can't guarantee that I can sit back and do anything out of the ordinary.
Even if she is a ghost, she is also a beautiful female ghost.
I want to think about it.
A plan.
I walked out.
I rummaged through our yard for a long time before I found a wooden sign.
I polished the wooden plaque and used a knife to neatly engrave a few large characters on it:
"White Anne's Spiritual Seat!"
This is the tablet I made for Anne White.
I know that the tablet is a resting place for ghosts, and with this tablet, I don't have to sleep in the same bed with Anne Bai.
She sleeps in the tablet and I sleep in the bed, and I don't cross the line or do anything out of the ordinary.
I went into the house with the tablet satisfied, shook it in front of Anne White, and said to Anne White:
"Anne Bai, come on, I've found a good place for you."
Who knows, when Bai Annie saw the tablet in my hand, she directly gave me a big mouth and scolded:
"Shu Ziyang, are you sick?"
After scolding, he just lay on the bed and ignored me again.
(End of chapter)