"Who is this?" I looked at the swarthy dragon king opposite the old king is very straightforward, with the word "straightforward" to describe it is still a bit tactful, in the words of steamed buns, it is the shortcomings of the head. . .

Lao Wang's expression was a little unnatural when he introduced him: "This goods... Ahem... This is the dry water dragon king of the Taklamakan Desert in Xinjiang, and he can be regarded as a prince. ”

After hearing this, I shook hands with him in amazement, and said to myself that it was no wonder that he was so dark, and he really couldn't find it in the coal pile, and then asked: "Taklama is one of the top ten deserts in the world, is there water there?" ”

The Dry Water Dragon King raised his head slightly and thought for a moment: "Ten years ago, I remember meeting an oasis with water, and I went to take a bath, and halfway through the bath, the water was gone... It's all because I was greedy, my father said that our brothers were all adults, and we wanted to choose a piece of land by ourselves, so I said categorically that I wanted the largest area, and no one should rob me。。。 In the end, my father assigned me to Taklama, and no brother dared to rob me... ”

"There's no shrimp and crab to take care of you, what are you busy with every day?"

"I found a place, dug a deep pit, took a sun umbrella, and sunbathed while waiting for the rain...

After listening to this, I was so moved that I almost cried, and I asked with concern: "Then do you still know how to water now?" ”

"It's been a landlubber for a long time, and the gills have degraded and evolved into sand-proof and dust-proof. . . ."

"Well, you keep fighting, you keep fighting... I'm going to order takeout with you first? Do you eat fish and shrimp? Let's have a shrimp soldier crab general... ”

After a few laps, the Dry Water Dragon King lost and was almost skinned by Yuanli, saying that he would only eat vegetarian food for life, and begged the old king to let him go back to the desert.

(Playing mahjong also tests IQ, especially this mahjong table is still a 2018 cheating mahjong artifact developed by Briv.) ）

The other two dragon kings lost all their hard-earned silver, folded their hands, took out a few glittering deep-sea treasures and handed them to Lao Wang as gambling money. Lao Wang not only won a table full of silver, but also got a few pieces of the dragon king's treasure, self-feeling that this horse crane played a fairy demeanor, played a meritorious merit, proudly closed his eyes, read aloud: "Amitabha Buddha's horse hanging undefeated, a flower a world, a leaf a card, try to ask the old king will count cards, who can not lose money... ”

I saw that he didn't even know the Buddha when he won, and I was angry and happy, and I saw that the dry water dragon king was about to burst into tears on the mahjong table, so I replaced him and said: "Xiaosheng is not talented, can you play two rounds with all the masters?" ”

Lao Wang didn't raise his eyelids and replied: "I also said that the shopkeeper has recently abandoned Ma Congliang, it turned out that he had raised enough spirit to send silver to Lao Wang, first said that he would not bring any debts, nor would he bring a white strip, as long as the fairy stone and the baby, understand?" ”

I'm too lazy to listen to the old Wang's blind chatter, not much to say, hand up to touch the cards to play, mouth reading horse hanging heart trick: "start the card to play idle, and then play the Quartet wind, the hand wind is not more than two, the lack of a stay after more." ”

The ditch dragon king also followed closely and said: "The principle is not to fire guns, and the duty is to look at the family." Gold three and silver seven, danger two five eight. ”

The cards in the hands of the old king are not beautiful, listen to them while playing like a curse he loses half of the cards, and because I am embarrassed to cheat, so I played the wrong cards again and again, let me win first. I saw that the old ace's heart was unstable, and he couldn't stand the chatter, and then he said: "Life is like mahjong, love at first sight is Tianhu, free love is Dihu, matchmaker's words are Pinghu, seducing others is called grabbing the bar, and others are called flowers on the bar, looking for a lover is called a single hanging, and no lover is called a tabula rasa." ”

Lao Wang only resented that he had read less, had the heart to fight back, and did not fight back, so annoyed that he made a gesture with one hand, touched the cards with one hand, and recited Amitabha Buddha's Mo Mo Da, hoping that the Buddha would give him a good hand.

There is no father and son on the horse hanging table, let alone dealing with the shameless old king, I touched the card and knocked on the card table and said: "Smile Jiuquan bar flowers!" Give the silver! ”

The Dragon King of the East Lake jumped up and shouted, "Shocking! Kill! ”

The old king next door was not only angry with us for playing a horse and spitting and flying, but also lost the silver he had just won, and threw the card and said: "You yellow-haired child, don't stay in the small world, suddenly run back to win the old man's money, do you want the old man to live!" He was thinking about scolding and making a fuss to erase the lost silver, when three hands stretched out at the same time, and shouted in unison: "There is no debt, and there is no white slip, as long as the fairy stone and the baby, understand?" ”

Lao Wang was beaten by us, and added a few big dishes on the Internet, which was just to comfort him. The three dragon kings are really not too picky when they eat, and they stuff whatever they catch into their mouths, like hungry dragons who haven't eaten for thousands of years.

I looked at their brothers, and told them the purpose of returning to the store this time, I spent so much spiritual power to come back, and it was important to sign a contract with a divine beast or something to go back, otherwise Manju and Mengmeng each led the head of the divine beast to Konoha Village to show off, and I returned empty-handed, and I had to lose face.

"The Sanzang Sutra you got last time, the mana is boundless, and it can be used wonderfully, not only can you refine the essence blood of the goblins, but you can also sign a blood contract with the goblin beasts, the most important thing is to save money, and the signing contract in the fairy world is precious. . . ."

I was overjoyed, I didn't expect that the seemingly useless white paper scripture still had such a wonderful use, I hurriedly asked: "Everyone here, I don't know where you know where there are homeless water demons, because I want to learn a kind of wood escape spell in the small world, and now I urgently need a water demon, the higher the Tao, the better." ”

The three-headed unreliable dragon king shook his head and thought for a moment, and replied separately:

The Dry Water Dragon King was the first to speak: "The desert is deserted, and the rain is like the New Year, you know... ”

The ditch dragon king said: "The system I am in charge of now really doesn't know how to use water spells, but there are a lot of toilets and sewers... ”

The Dragon King of East Lake also replied: "There are really no beast demons in the East Lake, but Old Man Gu knows that there is an evil dragon suppressed in the depths of the East Lake, and it was the dragon of the West Sea back then. ”

It was recorded in the volume of the ancient book "Shu Wei Ji": "The water fly has turned into a dragon for five hundred years, the dragon has turned into a dragon for a thousand years, the dragon has become a horned dragon for five hundred years, and it has been a dragon for a thousand years." ”

The child of the Dragon King of the West Sea is at least a dragon, the Eastern Dragon does not rely on the strength of the huge body and body to scare people like the Western Dragon, although the descendants of the Eastern Dragon are different in appearance, they are naturally better at using supernatural powers than ordinary races.

Cao Cao of the Three Kingdoms once commented on the Oriental Dragon: "The dragon can be big and small, and it can be promoted and hidden; The big one is the clouds and the fog, and the small one is hidden and hidden; The rising is soaring between the universe, and the hidden is lurking in the waves. Fang is deep this spring, and the dragon changes with the times. "So future generations know that the Oriental Dragon can become bigger and smaller, can be stealthy, can cloud and fog, can fly, and can swim. But not all can fly, there is Boshan on the dragon's head, also known as the ruler wood, the dragon can not ascend to the sky without the ruler wood, the ruler wood is the horn, that is, the dragon without horns can not fly, can only stay in the water, can create a little flood, but can not call the wind and rain, indicating that the dragon also depends on the bloodline and level.

I happily said to the Dragon King of the East Lake: "Then the Dragon King will take me to the bottom of the lake for a while, and sit and watch me fight the evil dragon!" ”