Chapter 1 A flirtatious life that begins with the mentally handicapped
11/11/91, Kim Yao Day.
"If Xia Junjun behaves well, my sister will bring a guitar next time."
It may be because she was born with a good skin and a good voice, or it may be because she is simply sympathetic to Xia Junhao, and the nurse has a very good attitude.
"Hmmm! I'll be good! When is the next time? Dine? Hide-and-seek? Or the sun... When my father-in-law went up the mountain? ”
was a little hurried, and immediately, Xia Junhao entered a state of mental retardation again, and said to the nurse with an innocent face that only children should say.
"I'm going to change shifts tomorrow... Xia Junjun, when Father-in-law Sun goes up the mountain for the third time, my sister will bring you the guitar, okay? ”
After thinking about it for a while, the nurse didn't fool Xia Junhao casually, and set the time for the day after tomorrow.
"It's agreed!" "You can pull the hook~"
The nurse lady exudes a holy maternal brilliance, and Xia Junhao, who plays the mentally handicapped role, can't open his eyes, so he can only continue to smile innocently (two fools) and use his not too slender tail finger to hook up with the nurse lady.
As soon as the nurse left the ward, Xia Junhao took off his disguise, his face was full of negative emotions, of course, this emotion was not aimed at anyone or God, but his mood was a little unstable recently, after all, he had pretended to be mentally handicapped for several days, and, as far as the current situation was concerned, it was very likely that he would pretend to be mentally retarded for a few more months.
As for why he pretended to be mentally retarded, the matter had to start five days ago, when Xia Junhao was still in modern times, and he had studied with a guitar teacher surnamed Qin for more than half a month, so he had a superficial understanding of the guitar.
Some designated neon songs also asked the teacher to help him make a score that the monkey can play successfully, and after practicing to make sure that he would not forget it, he officially took over the task and came to the neon in 91.
With a flicker, Xia Junhao became a mentally handicapped child in a sanatorium, all the items prepared in advance disappeared, and his mobile phone became a watch, as if he was forcibly raising the difficulty.
First of all, he felt the trouble of the identity of the mentally handicapped, because it was a problem of the mentally handicapped, he didn't even know the name of the sanatorium, and the terrain was also half-understood.
Before figuring out why the gods arranged it this way, Xia Junhao chose to continue to play this role, and he planned to observe it for a while.
If this is a normal situation to increase the difficulty, then he will find a way to turn back into a normal person on the next day off, and then leave the sanatorium to increase his influence as quickly as possible, searching for a blind girl named Chiwa Endo in the range of all neon.
November 4th, the day of the moon.
The days in the sanatorium were super boring, and the nurse was replaced by a middle-aged aunt, Xia Junhao felt that he was going crazy.
That aunt really treated him as mentally handicapped, and even checked whether he was wetting the bed and pulling his pants, and he also looked very tightly when he let out the wind, and he would be dragged back if he walked a little farther, which made him have the idea of simply starting to be a new person now.
Fortunately, a new patient moved in the next ward, which made Xia Junhao endure it, that's right, the patient is Xia Junhao's task publisher, Chiwa Endo.
Consistent with the information given by the mission, blind, 18 years old, and occasionally heard her humming quietly, but Xia Junhao had little chance to contact her.
The nurse aunt looked too strictly, and when she finally walked in front of Qianhe, the aunt would rush over to explain and apologize and then pull Xia Junhao away, this attitude is simply guarding against the beast, right?
"Sister Lisa! Welcome back! ”
Therefore, when the nurse came back, Xia Junhao could be said to be overjoyed, and specially prepared a shoddy garland for Lisa to prove that he was really well-behaved these days.
Having said that, a boy with a height of 1.75 meters gave a wreath to a young lady who was only about 1.6 meters tall with a smile on his face, and the picture was really bad.
"Remarkable! Terrific! Xia Junjun has worked hard these days, look at what I brought you? ”
Lisa wore a wreath on her chest like a necklace, and touched his head on tiptoe while praising Xia Junhao, before bringing in a large guitar case from outside the hospital room.
"Jitai! Thank you, Sister Lisa! Can I play it? ”
Excitedly opened the guitar case, holding the guitar in love, Xia Junhao pretended to be a child and became more and more like.
"No~, playing here will disturb others, let's go to the garden."
Very satisfied with Xia Junhao's politeness, Lisa directly advanced the time of letting go of the wind and took him to the small garden.
It seems that Xia Junhao is probably hooking up with Qianhe today, but it is not bad to increase Lisa's favorability, so that he can be more free while staying in the sanatorium.
In the evening.
"I've got to find a way to get rid of Lisa..."
Shaking his hands depressedly, Xia Junhao had a headache.
There were too many conditions to hold him back, and after Lisa brought him the guitar, she stayed by his side all afternoon, leaving for a while because of things like going to the bathroom and pouring water.
It was quite convenient for him to run around a few days ago, but now that he has an extra guitar, it is not so convenient to run, and more importantly, he can't find a chance to be alone with Qianhe during the day.
"Wait, it looks like you can move at night, right?"
After pondering for a while, Xia Junhao suddenly realized this problem.
However, how to avoid the patrol nurse has become a problem, in memory, he is a very well-behaved mentally handicapped, every night will go to bed on time and barely take care of himself, so the ward door is unlocked.
Once someone finds out that he will sneak out at night, his vigilance may be raised by a level, which is not good.
Sure enough, it's better to get back to normal as soon as possible? But how do you get close to Chiwa-chan?
Becoming more and more dissatisfied with his identity, Xia Junhao began to consider taking another route again, it was really hard to be mentally retarded.
"La~.~~~.~~.~.~~~..."
At this time, there was a small humming sound from next door, as if he was practicing vocal music, and Xia Junhao hurriedly took out Lisa's guitar and played it gently.
“... ~.~~~~~~~.~~~~.~~..."
As if frightened by the sudden sound of the guitar, Qianhe was silent for a while, while Xia Junhao continued to play unhurriedly, and soon, Qianhe hummed again, and should play with Xia Junhao's guitar.
The playing time is controlled at about five minutes, there is no show-off, and there is no show-off, Xia Junhao ended flatly, and Qianhe also had a tacit understanding to stop vocal practice, and the night suddenly became quiet.