Chapter 40: Twisted melons are not sweet
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"The lantern ghost is also a kind of ghost, he is not a lantern, but it is just presented in the posture of a lantern, I don't know if you have noticed just now, although this lantern can emit bright light, in fact, there is no wick in it, mainly relying on the ghost of the lantern ghost, the heavier the ghost, the brighter the lantern, you look at the two lanterns, one large and one small, obviously the light is insufficient, obviously not a ghost, and the lantern ghost is not like other ghosts, they do not eat people."
"If you don't eat people, then I'll be relieved. Even if it's a terrible ghost, there is a third eye with a comb, and we are afraid that they will not succeed. ”
In fact, I want to say that my two little suns are always spiritual, and when I first met her, didn't they just not work.
But then Xiaobai poured a basin of cold water on the fat man:
"Lantern ghosts don't eat people, but they suck up people's blood and bone marrow and use them as lamp oil. And those who are sucked by the lantern ghost have an extremely ugly death, and they ......"
Xiaobai stopped suddenly, looked at the fat man, saw that the fat man was panicked, and hurriedly asked:
"Xiaobai, what do you mean by looking at me? You mean, and what? ”
"Moreover, the lantern ghost especially likes fat people, because fat people have a lot of meat, rich nutrition, and naturally have more blood and bone marrow, so, Bao Renzhi, as long as you are here, the lantern ghost will only look for you, and will not hurt a few of us."
When the fat man heard this, he was frightened, and he cried with a sad face, and wanted to cry without tears:
"Why is it always me who is unlucky every time?"
Saying that, the fat man rubbed up to me and asked for help:
"Comb, you can't leave me at this time."
I quipped:
"Fatty, you forgot, this lantern ghost was sent by the headmaster, and it won't hurt us, think about it, what if it's a female ghost again? Won't you be able to take advantage of other people's little girls again? ”
When the fat man heard this, he immediately laughed, but then Xiaobai's words made the fat man fall into despair:
"Generally speaking, there are no women in lantern ghosts, only men can be lantern ghosts."
At this time, the fat man probably had the heart to kill Xiaobai.
"So what do we do?"
"Cold salad, he won't do anything to us anyway, right, Xiaobai."
Xiaobai was kind-hearted and did not agree, but Yang Bin and Wen Jie praised one by one:
"Uh-huh, yes, yes, it's none of our business, we're not fat."
The fat man is not happy anymore:
"No righteousness, no conscience, ungrateful, forgot who pestered that female ghost just now to buy you time?"
"Yo yo yo, why didn't you think of us when you took advantage of other people's female ghosts."
The fat man was speechless.
Several of us sat down on the ground again, and the fat man did not want to, so he forced us to make us form a circle and put him alone in the middle, so that we could protect him.
We had no choice but to do this.
After a stalemate of one or two minutes, the two large and small lanterns hung on the tree, still shaking, but not as large as before, slowing down, and it seemed that there was no next move.
We just sat around and sat together.
But the fat man could not hold his breath, and looked around, and said that we were not in a tight position, and then looked at the two lanterns, and then shrank his head in fright.
Finally, the fat man couldn't stand such a fright, and pulled me and asked:
"Comb, you have to think of a way, are we going to sit back and wait for death?"
"If the enemy doesn't move, I won't move, this is the best way."
"You said it lightly, even if they move, they won't move you, but it's me who is unlucky, so you can't think about it."
"Aren't we all in the middle, what do you want?"
"Don't you have the eyes of the god Erlang? There are such powerful babies, why not use them? You're not wasting resources, you just have to go and destroy them. ”
"I repeat, I have nothing to do with Erlang God."
"Okay, well, it doesn't matter if it matters or not, as long as you can extinguish the lantern ghost."
I slapped the fat man on the head and said:
"You're stupid, it's because they're ghosts that I can't kill them."
The fat man's IQ was really anxious, and he still didn't understand what I meant, and asked:
"Comb, can you speak human words?"
"Don't you even think about it? If these two lantern ghosts are ordinary lonely ghosts, then no matter what the reason, they should not appear in the yang world, as Maoshan Taoists, we all have the responsibility and obligation to subdue them, but they are not ordinary lonely ghosts, they have cards, they are the yin of the underworld, they are civil servants of the iron rice bowl, they have identity and status, do you dare to eliminate them? Then I won't offend the underworld, and will I still have good fruit to eat? So, they won't hurt us, and we don't dare to provoke them. ”
The fat man looked like he had an understanding:
"I see, but what if they keep hanging from the tree? We've been waiting? ”
"What if you don't wait? If you go and beat them down, you can't destroy them, it doesn't mean you can't beat them, if you have the ability, you can beat them up. ”
The fat man hurriedly shook his head:
"I don't have the ability of yours, how can I beat them, I don't want to be lamp oil, combs, it's better for you to go, you let them leave quickly."
"I'll tell you the truth, fatty, my ability comes and goes, I don't know what's going on, I can't control it, when she appeared just now, I also used it, but you also saw it, there is no effect at all, what if it fails again?"
Wen Jie on the side, naturally it is not a big deal to watch the excitement:
"Fatty, don't listen to the comb's nonsense, he saw a beautiful girl, and he couldn't do it, alas, the comb is pitying the fragrance and cherishing the jade, and he still has you fat in his eyes."
The fat man was pinched by Wen Jie like this, and the bull's temper came up, and he said to me seriously:
"Comb, seduce the second sister-in-law, but it's a taboo in the rivers and lakes."
"Fatty, you still want to be shameless, where did your festival fall?"
The fat man smiled at me without skin and face:
"Comb, just say if you want to go or not."
My heart is crossed:
"Don't go!"
The fat man finally made a killer move, picked me up, and took a few steps forward before putting me down.
"You're going to follow me."
"Fatty, the twisted melon is not sweet."
"It doesn't matter if it's not sweet, just quench your thirst."
"Fatty, do you have to be so filthy and so undisciplined?"
"You forced me."
"Your uncle......"
Before I could finish speaking, the fat man pulled out a bun and stuffed it into my mouth.
At the same time, the fat man also took out a bun by himself, squatted down, and ate it silently, for fear of being seen by Wen Jie and them.
The fame is hidden behind you.
I was speechless for a moment, understood what the fat man was doing, and didn't know what to say.
"Impressed?"
I nodded.
"Don't shed a tear."
I quickly shook my head.
I was tossed for most of the night, I was already hungry, this bun is really a charcoal in the snow, and it rains in time.
I gulped it down.
I'm afraid it's not just me, Yang Bin Wenjie and they are probably hungry for a long time, but it stands to reason that the virtue of a fat man, how could he only give it to me.
The fat man saw my doubts, took out another bun from his pocket, and patted the deflated pocket, meaning, this is the only one left.
"It's not enough, who is it for, or who not, it's better not to give it at all, just eat it."
When I finished eating the bun, the fat man put the rest of the bun away again, and said to me:
"Comb, there's a saying I don't know if you've heard."
"What?"
"Take people's money and eliminate disasters for others."
I immediately understood the fat man's words, and said fiercely:
"I knew you weren't that kind."
The fat man pleaded bitterly:
"Comb, we won't hurt them, but don't let them scare us here, you go and discuss with them well, and let them get out of here."
I was not happy to hear it:
"Why didn't I go and discuss with them and you didn't go?"
"I, I'm scared."
"If you're afraid, I'm not afraid, can you talk about righteousness?"
"Don't you have that protection, I don't have anything, what if something happens?"
I threatened:
"If you want to go with two people, or you won't go, you didn't see two lantern ghosts, and the two of us went to be evenly matched."
The fat man thought for a while, and then reluctantly walked with me thinking about the big tree.
(End of chapter)