127 tried and tested routines
Big Tail didn't lie, the poachers were really taken care of by them in minutes.
After using a drone to spot the giant panda's tracks, the poachers who had just entered the mountain were instantly stunned.
This is not Sichuan Province! This is the Northeast! How could there be a giant panda here?
The four poachers sat in the camp and immediately reacted!
That's not right! Aren't there two giant pandas on the list of animal theft cases circulating on the Internet last week that are ready to be rented to Korea National Zoo?
Could it be that the animal in front of you is one of the stolen animals?
Thinking of this, the four poachers were thrilled!
Giant pandas are something they've never done before! If you sell them, won't you have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of your life?
Just as the poacher who spotted the panda was daydreaming, the poacher captain rewarded him with a brain breakdown.
"Are you a fucking idiot? How many giant pandas are there in the world? Even if we get our hands on it, who would dare to take it? ”
This sentence is like piercing ice, pouring them into their hearts and their hearts flying......
The captain is right, the giant panda is a characteristic of our country, if they arrest and sell it, the crime of stealing animals will not be able to escape.
At that time, it was "yellow mud fell into the crotch of his pants, and it was not but was"; Even if they have mouths all over their bodies, they can't justify it.
"What then?"
This question turned the captain down.
The giant panda thing is too conspicuous, they don't dare to start at all, but if they let the other party leave directly, isn't it that they have already won the body and do not recite the Buddha, such as entering the treasure mountain and returning empty-handed?
If you don't take advantage of it, you will be punished!
After thinking about it, the captain, who was already begging for a living on the edge of the cliff, was ruthless and asked the members to disperse and search for other animals around.
Although they don't understand why the missing animal is here, it is impossible to get them to provide clues!
Poachers provide information about missing animals with their real names?
What's the difference between this and turning yourself in?
So, under their search, they soon found other animals.
While these poachers were secretly observing, the Big Tail, who had transformed the White Tiger Cave into an operational headquarters, had developed a sophisticated plan based on the information transmitted.
When it knew that these people didn't dare to attack the giant panda at all, a sinister smile suddenly appeared on its furry face.
That night, the full moon was high, and four poachers nested in the camp, nervously discussing a plan of action.
They were overjoyed by the day's observations, and although they couldn't figure out why, they weren't ready to let them go.
Even if you can't do anything to pandas, it's always okay to catch some other animals and sell them, right?
What's more, how much attack power do these animals that live in zoos and conservation centers all year round? It's always easier to hunt them than to hunt wild animals, right?
While they were arguing and plotting, they didn't notice that in the darkness, countless eyes were quietly approaching.
It wasn't until the clatter resounded through the camp that the poachers in the tent picked up their shotguns and rushed out.
"Nani? How did this giant panda come to us? Looking at the milk bag lying around the campfire, the four poachers were dumbfounded.
In their decades in the industry, they have never seen such a scene!
The milk bag has its back to the campfire, and its fat butt is like a small mountain bag, and in the reflection of the flames, it is no different from the mountain peak illuminated by the setting sun.
The raised little tail shook with the beating of the flames, and the whole body of the milk bag that squinted and enjoyed it was full of comfort.
"Isn't that treating us like breeders?"
The poacher tentatively took a few steps forward, and instead of being frightened, the milk bag lying on the ground turned its head and bleated a few times.
Then the movement of the mouth, you can tell that you are hungry at a glance......
Everyone present was amazed, and after they looked at each other, one of them took out a loaf of bread from his waist bag and threw it in front of the milk bag.
The sudden bread made the milk bag's eyes widen, and the little guy didn't say a word, just picked up the bread, brought it to his mouth, and chewed it heavily.
Three down five divided by two, crisp and neat.
After swallowing the bread, the little one stood up and staggered to the four of them, grabbed the belt around their waists, and shouted.
"It's crazy, isn't it?"
The poachers, who looked at each other, pondered for a few seconds, then raised their hands and touched the head of the milk bag.
This touch was terrible, the milk bag that was originally begging for food suddenly grabbed the other party's wrist, and the scarlet tongue suddenly poked out and licked it in his palm......
"! Why is this happening! "Seeing such a well-behaved giant panda, the poachers looked up to the sky and roared.
If every animal they hunt is as cooperative as a milk bag, the left-handed career and the right-hand family are not dreams at all!
Differential quotient?
I don't even deserve to carry shoes for them!
What Harmony? What 101? What is a group photo of an Oba cow?
They don't bother to take a look at these things in front of them, okay?
The Seven Lantern Ring and the Infinity Gauntlet, they can also mention it in minutes, okay!
"Wow, if you're good at selling, my mother will definitely do it!" The four poachers gathered around the panda, looking at the milk bag with thick eyebrows and big eyes, and no matter how they looked at it, they felt that each other's eyebrows were delicate.
When they saw the little dots on the lower body of the milk bag, the guys shook their heads, trying to throw out the unrealistic thoughts in their heads.
I've been in the wild for a long time, and I can get impulsive when I see a male creature......
As they continued to feed the milk packets, there was another small sound in the surrounding jungle.
Turn your head and look at it, good guy, it's a panda again!
According to Big Tail's battle order, the bottle came to the poacher's side, grimaced at them, spat out its pink tongue, and hugged its thighs coquettishly.
This action melted the hearts of the poachers, and gradually relaxed their nervousness.
"Hey, don't look at some people who are beautiful, but in fact, they don't even have a panda behind their backs!"
While they were sucking, one animal after another appeared in front of them as time passed.
Looking around at the protected animals at their fingertips, the four poachers seem to have opened the treasure of the Forty Thieves, and they can grab everything as long as they raise their hands!
However, they did not notice that when the animals surrounded themselves, the guns that had been left on their bodies were gradually moving away from the ......
Six hours later, when the last remaining poacher was woken up by border guards splashing cold water, the first words that came out of his throat stunned everyone!
"Don't explode my! I don't resist! I won't resist anymore! ”
The border guards seemed to have discovered a new continent and glanced at him with disgust.
When the poachers figured out the situation, he hid his face and wept, howling and explaining everything he had done in recent years.
When the soldier in charge of recording handed over the document to his superiors, the other party frowned and was surprised.
If a Stim player could see the text of the book, he would definitely be amazed!
I'm afraid this guy hasn't played the recent Diao Min era!
The whole confession is thought-provoking, and I almost didn't shout Long live Grandpa Mao!