384 Warm-up Jokes

Pochettino never dreamed that he would one day become an assistant coach for the country. Since retiring in 2006, he has not wanted to leave football and has been looking for opportunities to become a coach.

Just three days ago, he received a call from Jiang Shan.

"Hey, Pochettino, will you lead Atletico to the title with me?" A straightforward invitation. It took him 0.1 seconds to think about it and got the best result.

"A must."

So, Pochettino took office and became the assistant coach of the country, along with him, there are also physical coaches, goalkeeper coaches and others, and the others are old teams, Pochettino is the pit left by Simeone.

Jiang Shan has brought several assistant coaches, first Tuchel, then Guardiola, then Simeone, except for Guardiola who is still lurking in the Barcelona youth team, everyone else has become the team's manager, and Simeone has even become the manager of the giants.

Pochettino joined the team with several young players who Jiang Shan asked to buy, and their eyes were also full of curiosity about foreign land and anticipation of success.

Vidal and Sanchez often walk together, both are Chileans and have something to talk about; The other group was three Germans, Khedira, Mertesacker, and the young Reuss.

Pochettino's first feeling, Royce is really handsome, but unfortunately the technique and mentality are not mature enough, if you train for a few years, it is estimated that you will be a heartthrob.

In fact, Khedira is also very manly, has excellent physical condition, and is very good at picking up girls.

Of course, with them on the team, there is also Diego Costa, who looks like a 40-year-old man, this guy has Brazilian roots, but his skills are not Brazilian at all, and even a little obsessive-compulsive.

After a few days of acclimatization, Jiang Shan talked to Costa and prepared to loan Costa out to level up.

Gabi's contract has expired and he accepted a new contract from the team.

Jiangshan called him early on, hoping that he could stay in the team, and also gave Gabi a blueprint for the team's future. This young guy has been obedient to the country.

Everyone knows that players who have a good relationship with Jiangshan, obedient players, or players who work hard in training and games, can get opportunities and become the darlings of fans.

When Torres saw Jiangshan, he was still a little shy, looking like he was still a little cute when he saw a star.

'It was a difficult decision to leave Atletico. I had already decided to join Liverpool with Mr Benitez. Torres opened up when he was called in to talk, "but when I heard that the team brought you over, I changed my mind." ”

'I'm determined to stay at Atletico and don't need to think.'

Jiang Shan has been smiling and encouraging Torres and Aguero to cooperate well, as long as they cooperate properly, they can even kill all the forward combinations in La Liga.

The team's training ground was full of laughter and laughter, and Jiang Shan was experimenting with tactics unhurriedly. He saw the combination of central defenders Pablo and Perea, and he was very determined, one of the two central defenders was calm, the other was brave, just a good partner, and they had a very tacit understanding, and it was very difficult for Mertesacker to grab the position.

Of course, adding a backup midfielder is a must for the team. The Germany international is starting off the bench this season.

"Our squad for next season, all young? Wouldn't it be too risky? Pochettino asked suspiciously, "Especially in the front court, except for Torres, everyone else doesn't have enough experience, can it be good?" ”

"They are all young people, there are infinite possibilities, they don't have too many ideas, the only idea is to fight, the physical fitness is enough, the speed and consciousness can keep up, what's wrong?" Jiang Shan asked rhetorically.

They were all young people, just right for the tactics he was about to experiment. Pressing in front, or even full-court pressing.

This set of tactics must be practiced before they can guard against Pep Guardiola's invincible Barcelona, and Jiang Shan believes that as long as he is still in La Liga, Barcelona will be more difficult than ever to win the six crowns.

The unborn team has been targeted, Jiang Shan has already thought of a way to crack it, and is even ready to use a season of training to fight against the peak Barcelona.

"I don't care what you do with the ball, now you have to play the way I do." Jiang Shan stopped training, "It's just training now, even if it's a friendly match, no matter how difficult the situation is, even if you lose the game, you have to implement my tactics." ”

"You have to be fast to run and cut, you have to be quick to move to the weak side of the ball and you have to be confident when you have the ball in the back. Keep training. ”

Jiangshan is not afraid of being uncomfortable in training, and he is not afraid of the team's failure in the friendly match in the training match, as long as the new season can adapt to the tactics, the team's performance will definitely be excellent.

He is confident that this is a team full of vigor and energy. Moreover, most of the players in the team are very good runners, full of physical energy, and have a strong style.

Raul Garcia can be called dirty, dirty and tired, and seems to be his favorite thing, no matter what means he uses, he has to block the opponent's attack.

"This guy, will you recruit black for my team? Causing the referee to be dissatisfied? Jiang Shan thought, and his heart was not very bottom.

He has been in Spain for a few years, he has adapted to learning and living, and of course he knows the mentality of the fans. Fans like to see players who are crazy about controlling the ball, but they don't like players who are rough.

If Raul Garcia appears in the Premier League, he will definitely be welcomed by various teams, and the Premier League likes tough guys and iron-blooded collisions.

The team's tactical training began to take shape, and Jiang Shan led the team to the United States for training. I also have to participate in various tour tournaments, exhibition matches, and to put it bluntly, I am making money while preparing for the competition.

Atletico Madrid has become the focus of attention of all parties because of the head coach, and Spanish TV Channel 5 even appointed their most beautiful female anchors to accompany the team.

Sara Caranello received the assignment and agreed without saying a word, and she dreamed of being able to follow the team of Jiangshan.

Atletico Madrid's performance has also become the focus of all parties, and every game in the United States will cause media discussion, and some domestic TV stations have even bought broadcast rights.

What about the results of the warm-up matches? Everyone collapsed, this team, is it really a team of the country? The first game was lost, the second game was lost, the third game was lost, the fourth game was lost, and finally it was a draw. Three defeats in a row plus a draw, this is how Atletico Madrid have achieved in the warm-up matches in the United States.

'I'm happy with the team's performance, the players are following through on my tactical intentions, they're improving every game and I'm happy with their mental state. Jiang Shan said to Sara after the game.

Sara didn't know how to fulfill these words, tears rolled in her eyes, and she said to herself, "Can you say something else?" Your team has lost three in a row......"

The fans were quiet, and some media began to step on the tactics of the country.

Atletico's tactics looked chaotic, with the players running around the stadium and no threat in sight, and there was a hilarious scene of their own people colliding into each other in the first game. Compared with Real Madrid and Barcelona's record of winning all warm-up matches, Atletico Madrid's performance is simply a piece of.