Chapter 70: It's all a joker!
At this time, Lin Qingyi had already arrived at the school and was distressed by the school's parent-teacher meeting.
The parent-teacher conference is scheduled for 10 a.m. in the school's lecture hall, which is spacious enough for parents and students to sit together at the same time.
"It's only eight o'clock now, let's go chat in the group for a while!"
Lin Qingyi came to school with her cousin, at this time, the classmates in the class had not yet come, she sat alone in the classroom, feeling very bored, fortunately, this world iFi is very powerful, and she can use her mobile phone to surf the Internet without worry.
Sweet and sour eggplant: "Brothers, you cows last night ((forced bī) bī)!" All of them gave "Catching Loaches" to the first place on the Divine Comedy list! ”
The village hard-working baby was very proud: "Of course! Rural people are poor and can't afford to buy a car, so they ride on the back of a heifer every day, and you can see the cow ((forced bī) bī when you look down, you say that my cow ((forced bī) bī) is not a cow ((forced bī) bī)? ”
"Heifer handstand!"
"Ox ((forced bī)bī)! Ox ((forced bī) bī) to the sky! ”
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"Great!"
Everyone in the group cheered, Lin Qingyi watched it for a while, and finally understood, it turned out that many backbone members didn't sleep for most of the night last night, and waited until 12 o'clock in the morning to change the list, and put "Little Loach" to the first place on the Divine Comedy list.
She opened (love ài) to play the homepage of TV, and at this time, "Catching Loaches" was still dominating the first place on the list.
Lin Qingyi clicked on it and saw that it had exceeded 5 million views, 734293 barrage, and 249753 collection.
The moment she saw this data, she herself was shocked: "This data is so perverted!" ”
That's just seven hours of data, which is almost ten times as good as the second one.
Coincidentally, the folk song beauty Yunxi recorded a new folk song, she looked at the ranking, she didn't even enter the end of the Divine Comedy list, and unexpectedly found that the first was actually Lin Qingyi's "Catching Loaches", she was so shocked that her beauty was stunned.
Yunxi's heart was partly frustrated, but more than that, he was admired.
Although she has an enviable appearance of 出 (身shēn) and a beautiful (爱アイ) appearance, these are huge advantages for others, but compared with Lin Qingyi, she makes a judgment!
"When will I be as popular as Lin Qingyi!
Yunxi thought with some envy.
"Come on! Come on! Yunxi you can do it! ”
Soon, Yunxi Meimu became firm, and she clenched her fists to cheer herself up.
Folk songs can be regarded as a niche category, before, she never thought that she could enter the top 100 of the signed anchor list, but now she has done it.
Although there are reasons for these recommendations, they are also inseparable from her unremitting efforts.
Today, Lin Qingyi's "Catching Loaches" topped the list overnight, as if opening a mysterious door for her, even if it is a niche classified folk song, many people can like it!
Similarly, playing TV in (love ài), many anchors have noticed Lin Qingyi's black and dazzling dark horse.
"It's good to have local tyrant fans! Directly 500,000 Huaxia coins will take off! ”
"I can't say that, Lin Qingyi is also beautiful (quite tǐng), otherwise so many men would not be fascinated by her!
These anchors all commented with pantothenic acid in their mouths, and they felt that Lin Qingyi could become popular, first of all, because he was beautiful, attracted a few local tyrants, and smashed it with money.
"Alas! I listened to this song, and it is indeed far higher than the level of other singing anchors who play TV (love ài), and it seems that her success cannot be replicated! ”
There are also anchors who carefully study Lin Qingyi's divine comedy, and find that whether it is the MV filmed, or the pre- and post-production, they are all top-level, several grades higher than amateur anchors.
However, there are also anchors who have seriously studied Lin Qingyi's live broadcast process from beginning to end.
Xue Xiaomei is such a female anchor.
Soon, when she saw the effect of Lin Qingyi's 'I'll draw you guess', it was like discovering a new continent.
"It turns out that live streaming can also be like this! There are a lot of this kind of meat jokes in our hometown! ”
Xue Xiaomei's hometown is in the Northeast, and the folk there are popular Northeast two-person turns, and when it was not very formal in the early years, there were a lot of meat jokes in it.
Of course, Lin Qingyi didn't know that one of her divine comedies had attracted so much attention when she played TV (Love ài), and at this time, she went to secretly peep at the screen again.
Brother Long: "Oops! Brothers, I am so lucky to see you again today! ”
Rural Hardship Baby: "Brother Long, what's that?" ”
God of Wealth: "It can't be that I went back too late last night and was robbed, right?" ”
Brother Long said mysteriously: "Hehe! You're pretty much right! Let me tell you! Don't hang around outside this night, I met a human organ trafficker last night! ”
"I'll go! So exciting? Brother Long won't have a kidney gouged out, right? ”
"Poor Brother Long, in the future, Sister-in-law Long will have to keep watch for the empty room every night!"
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"The north wind blows, the autumn breeze is cool, Brother Long (Jiaojiāo) wife guards the empty house, I will help you if you are in trouble, I live next door and my surname is Wang!"
"Just crossed two mountains! I touched another river! Brother Long's wife has a lot of waves! Hey! Eat my old king's stick! Kill her and throw her cover, and her pants will fall! The legs are trembling, too, and the chrysanthemum is trembling! Poke out a road to heaven! Wide and wide......"
Lin Qingyi laughed secretly, these guys must have copied it in the post bar, but they will definitely suffer.
Sure enough, a system prompt came: "The administrator has turned on all staff (forbidden jìn) speech!" ”
Brother Long sent a message angrily: "When I speak, you all give me a quiet moment!" ”
Brother Long was furious, and the people in the group were suddenly silent. (I can't post it if I want to!) )
"Brother Long sent a password red envelope!"
God of Wealth: "When I speak, you all give me a little quiet!" Wow! Brother Long is angry, it is actually 1000 Huaxia coins 10 copies, and I robbed 152 at one time, and my meal money today has been settled! ”
Mountain Bitter Baby: "When I speak, you all give me a quiet moment!" Thanks to Brother Long, 255, the hard-working baby has enough money to buy stick noodles a year! ”
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The people in the group regret not falling, Brother Long is too good at abusive, and he actually sent a 1,000-digit password red envelope after all the members (forbidden jìn) speech, isn't this so that they can see it, can't they get it?
Brother Long continued proudly: "Hmph! Now I'll move on! Brother Long, I drank wine last night, took the police car home, outside the community, I saw a sheep (meat ròu) skewers, I picked up a sheep (meat ròu) skewers and tasted it, but not to mention, this drank aged Moutai wine, and then the whole string of sheep (meat ròu), not to mention how good the taste is! But just as I finished eating the twelfth skewer, the man from northern Xinjiang who sold sheep (meat ròu) skewers picked up the sharp knife on the board and yelled fiercely at Brother Long: Do you still want your claws? Brother Long, I panicked at the time, this is selling human organs? When I thought of having just eaten a few skewers of human (meat ròu), my stomach turned over for a while, and I vomited all the food I had eaten! ”
God of Wealth: "......"
Qian Fuzhu peeped at the screen and saw this paragraph, almost laughing, last night Brother Long drank and drove, was found out by the traffic police for drunk driving, and detained the car, or he went to deal with the relationship and fished it out, just when he negotiated with the traffic police, the drunken Brother Long ran to a roadside roast sheep (meat ròu) skewers stall, picked up the sheep (meat ròu) skewers on his stall and ate them, and ate more than a dozen skewers in a row, the northern Xinjiang people thought that Brother Long was eating the overlord meal, of course, he picked up a sharp knife and wanted to chop his hand, several people saw that the situation was wrong, and immediately went up to stop it, at this time, The drunk Brother Long vomited and vomited the traffic policeman......
Rural bitter baby: "People in the city really know how to play, but our countryside (set tào) road is also deep, I said a thing that happened to each person (body shēn), just last year, the matchmaker in the village introduced me to an object, that is, from the next village, and it was okay to meet and chat, she said she liked me, and asked me to go to their village the next day to find her and take me to see my mother-in-law......"
Qin Jielun asked with concern: "Did you go, her mother didn't look down on you?" ”
Rural hard-working baby: "As a result, I have to help her family plant red roots, and after planting red roots, I said that we are not suitable, and when it was time to break the bud valley, I said that I remembered Lao Tzu's goodness and believed in your evil!" After breaking the bud grain, he said to calm down, and called me to go yesterday, isn't this going to cut the grain, so I won't go! Hey, don't talk about it, Lao Tzu took a picture of yellow eels last night, and today I have to pick it up to the county seat to sell ......"
"Qingyi, that painting, how did you come up with it?"
Just when Lin Qingyi was laughing and her stomach hurt, Xu Qian came over and asked with admiration on her face.