"Hello students! Please put down the pen in your hands first, this class is a music class and I am your music teacher, of course I would like you to call me Mr. Shein. ”

A salted fish lazily lay on the table and watched Teacher Xiyin write and speak, and made every effort to mobilize the joyful atmosphere of the students in the classroom, she turned her head to look at her bed-warming girl, the other party was listening carefully, and then turned her head to see Deng Yuanyuan on the other side sitting straight with her head upright, and the black lustrous fountain pen was turning around in her hand.

It seems that this is another boring lesson, a certain salted fish thought, she doesn't care about theoretical knowledge or something, anyway, she doesn't go back to be a singer, just wait until 14 years later to buy a lottery ticket, it's really not okay to spend a little more time every day to brush the abyss to earn a pension for yourself, well, strive to retire before the age of twenty!

A certain salted fish seems to have forgotten her "small" goal, doesn't she claim to make 100 million?

Salted Yuxin was bored and ready to open his journal book and look at the diary written by the master in front of him.

I was looking at "myself" log, and a certain salted fish was thinking so rightly, but she found that her plan seemed to have a very big problem - what was the password?

This is a password logbook, Xiao Mengxin can't remember it for a while.

At this time, Teacher Shein above saw that a certain salted fish didn't care about the course she was teaching at all, so could it work? Although the other party has a certain foundation in music theory, more systematic learning can achieve higher achievements, and she decided to pull the mind of a salted fish back to the classroom.

"Xiao Mengxin! Please come down from the podium. ”

Xiao Mengxin, who had to put down the cracking work, came to the podium, looked at Teacher Xiyin, and asked what the other party wanted to do.

"Xiao Mengxin, can you show us your personal talents?" Ms. Shein decided to let a certain salted fish show her ability to blow leaves in front of everyone, believing that the applause will make this lovely girl change her view of music theory in the music lesson.

Xiao Mengxin thought about it, Teacher Xiyin was an acquaintance, and she didn't refuse.

But let's go on the side of blowing leaves or something, since she was put on the podium, she is going to make trouble!

"Xiao Mengxin, what will you do?" Teacher Shein asked, pretending not to know.

Xiao Mengxin knew that the other party wanted her to perform Ye Blow, and then give her a little applause and encouragement or something, generally teachers can take such a routine to pull a deserted student back to their own class, for example, Teacher Deng Lihua always likes to call her to the podium to answer questions in the hope that she will be serious in class, but what does a salted fish look like before it goes up, and what it looks like after it goes down.

This time, Salted Yuxin decided not only to follow the teacher's routine, but to make a big news!

"I can learn how to call birds," Salted Yuxin replied.

Teacher Xiyin on the side was stunned when she got the answer, this girl didn't follow her routine, but she didn't know that the other party could learn bird calls, she asked curiously: "Can you give us a performance?"

"Twitter~twitter~chirp~"

Xiao Mengxin decisively launched ventriloquist to learn bird calling, and the sound was very similar, as if there were really two birds calling each other, you call, I call.

"Smack! Syllable! Syllable! "The students of Class 665 below felt very fresh, and applauded under the leadership ...of Shein.

.....

On the other side of the wall is Class 666, where Zeng Yajing took a class on behalf of Teacher Zeng Feng of Class 666.

Zeng Feng asked for sick leave and found the "super teacher Teacher Zeng" before leaving, hoping that the other party could help him substitute for a day, Zeng Yajing originally wanted to refuse, but Teacher Zeng Feng added: "The principal asked me to come to you." ”

Zeng Yajing, who got the news, twitched her face, yes, she was sold by her father again.

What else could she do? You can only cancel the time to watch TV dramas and prepare for class.

When class 665 next door was in music class, she was in math class 666.

The school classrooms are two or two opposite this model, and the sound insulation effect is not very good.

Just now when she asked two students to go to the podium to do the question, she heard two birds chirping, Zeng Yajing, who was a little bored, looked out the window, and she didn't find the two birds she imagined in the green.

After the two students walked down, she began to explain, thinking while talking, this is a normal student, you see how easy this topic is, this is the mainstream topic, but one or two of the 665 class next door don't know the good, so they have to challenge all kinds of fancy difficulty questions.

When explaining the middle way, a warm applause next door overpowered her voice, Zeng Yajing frowned and was a little unhappy, and waited for the applause to stop and continue to explain.

.....

"One more!" Class 665 didn't know who shouted, and someone immediately echoed:

"One more!"

"One more!"

......

Teacher Xiyin looked at Xiao Mengxin with a smile and shrugged: "You can do it again!" ”

"Then I'll learn how to call mosquitoes."

"Buzz~Buzz~Buzz~~"

A salted fish launched ventriloquism again, only to listen to the buzzing of the mosquito from far to near, one to the left, one to the right, and to play two channels!

The buzzing sound of this mosquito is vivid, and Salted Yuxin also specializes in a posture of attracting mosquitoes to kill this mosquito.

This expressive immediately attracted everyone's attention, and everyone had a very fresh and curious expression.

......

Zeng Yajing, who was lecturing in class 666, suddenly heard the sound of mosquitoes buzzing, remembering that when she stayed up late last night to write her homework, the nasty words went around her and disturbed her, and left three very itchy bags on her.

I only heard the sound of mosquitoes buzzing for a while, far away, close, left, and right, very cunning! Zeng Yajing also followed the voice to find out, where is the damn mosquito?

Where are the mosquitoes?

"Buzz~~~ Smack!" Xiao Mengxin suddenly patted it, as if she had killed the mosquito.

"Smack! Syllable! Syllable! Syllable! Syllable! This time, there was no need for Teacher Shein to take the lead, and the applause below rang out again.

Xiao Mengxin smiled and said, "Do you want to hear it again?" ”

"Come!"

"Come on!"

...

Basically all the people asked Xiao Mengxin to come to one, and Xiao Mengxin was not hypocritical and said: "The voice I want to learn this time is a little special, you have to be ready!" ”

Everyone looked at Xiao Mengxin with a curious expression, waiting for Xiao Mengxin's next performance.

"Hiss~hiss~~"

Xiao Mengxin's left hand is like a pair of snakes, flowing flexibly.

This snake sound is very similar to the real thing, I heard a lot of girls and some male classmates exploding their fur, and some people also looked to see if there was really a snake under their feet?!

Of course, this action also provoked the ridicule of some people around him.

.....

Snake?! Zeng Yajing, who heard the hissing sound, was suddenly frightened.

It's still very hot now, and yesterday Zeng Yajing saw a news about snakes, there are snakes in the classroom?

Poor Zeng Yajing stood on the podium and didn't dare to move, for fear that a snake would emerge from somewhere!