Chapter 443: Foreplay
If I were Liu Xiaobao, I wouldn't be able to let my lover go into danger with me. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Yan Huang's ancient saying says don't do to others what you don't want to do to others, what Jose can't do by himself, he really can't force Liu Xiaobao to do it.
But it can take this opportunity to let Liu Xiaobao do something else, such as a competition.
The purpose of Jose's competition is not only to verify the authenticity of Liu Xiaobao's cooperation with it again, but also to get out of the bad luck that it has been losing to Liu Xiaobao before, but before the competition, it must persuade Liu Xiaobao to cooperate.
"In order to keep your woman from joining us, of course we can't say why the unicorn kidnapped you because they wanted to get out of here, so the question is, why don't you kill the hostages you captured by the way? So to convince your woman that you can be a living captive, it is unconvincing to say casually. ”
Jose first threw out the facts that made Liu Xiaobao ponder.
"yes, even if my Yao boss is so foolish, Safin is an old fox, how can I fool him..."
"You know Safin, too?"
Liu Xiaobao knew that Safin's matter was a little unexpected by Jose, but seeing that Liu Xiaobao had the intention of being tricked, Jose quickly said the words he had already thought of.
"That guy Safinn is really too good, but although he has escaped the killing of me every time before, but this time with your help, this guy is dead! I suddenly had an idea, why don't I show Safin a scene with you in front of your woman later? ”
"What play? It's none of my business whether Safin dies or not, I only care about my Boss Yao, so you can't think of a one-out! ”
The electronic synthesis sound was simply heard by Liu Xiaobao as a fox, the reason is that Jose, the old guy, looks like he hasn't held back his fart, and his vigorous state of raising his head and chest and full of expectations does not match his age at all, if you want to see that it has a ghost in its heart, unless Liu Xiaobao is blind.
"Don't worry, as long as we have a competition between us, we are guaranteed to work!"
Jose just said the word competition, Liu Xiaobao just sighed in his heart, thinking that it wouldn't be a 'dream come true'...
Is this shameless old man going to compete with me to pee far?
Liu Xiaobao returned to reality from a stunned state in a thrilled way, and immediately shook his head and said, "What is there to compare with you?" Damn, I can beat you for your head!? What a bad idea you have! Not comparable, not beaten to death! ”
Liu Xiaobao, who was afraid that Jose would be booed with him, was eager to reject Jose's idea immediately, but the problem was that in this cooperation between him and the unicorns, so far, Jose is the one with absolute dominance.
However, in order to let him cooperate, Jose also knew that he couldn't be too assertive, and he should still be coaxed, a big stick and a candy!
In terms of doing ideological work, Jose, a 'veteran teacher' who has taught three generations of unicorns, is a veteran, and he quickly smashed Liu Xiaobao into its united front.
"Don't be in a hurry to deny it, think about it, if you can beat me, the competition between us can still make your Boss Yao worry? She's not worried, how could she give her life to save you? If she doesn't give up her life to save you, Safin won't change his plan, which means that the probability of him having a vulnerability is extremely low, which is not a good thing for us. ”
"You underestimate my Yao boss too much, even if she doesn't compete, she can sacrifice her life to save me, but what you say makes sense, so it's decided." Jose was kind and seductive, Liu Xiaobao didn't seem to be more than shhh
No matter what it is compared to, of course, it is the kind that Jose won, and Liu Xiaobao is naturally as pitiful as possible, although it is a little cruel to Yao Tuan, who will be worried about Liu Xiaobao's life or death, but as He Sai said, only in this way can the opponent be in chaos.
Jose has already made up his mind for anything, and it just so happens that Liu Xiaobao is the kind of scoundrel who doesn't care about face, so the two villains quickly wrote the script, and just waiting for the audience to arrive, a good show of Zhou Yu beating Huang Gai will be staged.
There are actually only two audiences for this play, one is Yao Binglan and the other is Safin, and now Yao Binglan has arrived, Safin has not yet arrived, according to Jose and Liu Xiaobao's analysis, if the play is not sung first, Safin may not come to cheer.
So when Yao Binglan's unmanned driving car sent out by the mecha was put into a range that could be filmed clearly without leaving a trace, the play began.
Yao Binglan first saw that the Arctic Tornado Mecha was like a huge corpse, being dragged by a group of unicorns as trophies, which undoubtedly made her heart feel like she was being dragged by unicorns, and it was extremely painful.
Then she saw a tragic scene that made her breathe a sigh of relief.
Liu Xiaobao stood straight like a heroic warrior, opposite him was the legendary generation of hell unicorn Jose that Sharapova said, the two seemed to be engaged in a confrontation, in front of that giant, Liu Xiaobao seemed so small, but incomparably upright.
Liu Xiaobao is still alive, this is the man I love, I would rather die than give in... There is nothing more fortunate for Yao Binglan, she is afraid that Liu Xiaobao is dead, she is also afraid that the Liu Xiaobao she loves is dead, and what she is alive is Liu Xiaobao that she definitely does not want to see.
It would be nice if the play ended like this, but unfortunately this play has just begun.
"You come first, self-proclaimed warrior humans, don't know how to boast about yourself with all kinds of nice words, and let me see your courage with practical actions."
Jose threw out a giant revolver in front of Liu Xiaobao with his mechanical arm, looked down at Liu Xiaobao and said this, Yao Binglan didn't know what they were going to do, but this didn't prevent her heart from rising to her throat again, because she had never seen such a large pistol.
A pistol bigger than Liu Xiaobao, so the unicorn's mechanical arm can be used, right?
What is that old immortal unicorn going to do? But it sounds like he's being tricked by that slut.,Changing tricks to praise himself and trick others at the same time.,Isn't this what he's good at...
Yao Binglan was both looking forward and worried, she was really afraid that Liu Xiaobao would kill him if he messed up this time.
"What do you mean by that? I wanted to use this guy to smash me to challenge you, but I didn't hit it? ”
Yao Binglan heard Liu Xiaobao ask Jose so sarcastically, and complained in her heart that this guy didn't know the current affairs, and he didn't know how to say a soft word after being like this, and then Jose's answer made Yao Tuan forget that he was even frightened, and only full of indignation remained.