Chapter Ninety-Nine: This Life Is Only for White Anne
After Bai Annie wrote the words "ask rice" on the blackboard, it was like a trick, I don't know where to conjure a backpack, and took out two bowls, two candles, an incense burner, a bundle of incense, and a pile of yellow paper notes from it, and placed them on the lectern one by one.
Then he grabbed a few large handfuls of white rice from the bag and put them in a bowl.
I feel like I've just come back from buying groceries at the market.
Bai Annie escaped from these things to see the fat man They were dumbfounded, and they probably thought that Bai Annie was crazy, as a teacher, he didn't send books, didn't take chalk, didn't write, didn't go to class, but took out such weird things.
But fat people, they would be forgiven for such a reaction.
Among the seven of us, Xiaobai is the most knowledgeable, so I think only Xiaobai and I know what Wenmi is, and the fat man Yang Bin Wenjie has probably never heard of it, so naturally they don't understand Bai Annie's purpose for doing this.
After arranging the objects, Anne Bai confidently said to all of us:
"You are all Maoshan disciples, I won't bother to speak, long story short, this is what I do, let my soul go out of my body, go to the underworld to invite the person you want to see, attach it to me, and talk to you, as long as you know that person's name, birth date and death date, whether it is relatives and friends, or neighbors, as long as it is what you want to see, I can invite you up, let your relatives reunite, reminisce about the old words, and meet the dead, now you know how good I am to you, right? This is the best gift I've ever given you. ”
But Bai Annie's words shocked the fat man, and they couldn't speak.
Originally, Bai Annie took out these inexplicable things enough for them to drink a pot, but there was also a soul possession, reunited with the dead, and reminisced about the old days, Xiaobai and I knew that people with spiritism like Wenmi could still accept it, for fat people, it was like a fantasy, to put it ugly, it was nonsense.
What's more, if you think about it, even if Bai Annie really has the ability to ask Mi, please invite the ghost of the underworld, a person who has died, even if it is your relatives, just sit opposite you, you feel panicked when you think about it, let alone chat with him.
People, not all of them are like this, their relatives are dead, they are sad and sad and cry to death, but if the dead people suddenly come back to life, then they are not all frightened and run away.
Anne Bai looked at us and asked:
"Which of you comes first?"
The fat man, one by one, immediately lowered their heads.
For a long time there was no sound.
Anne Bai went on to say:
"Oh, I see, you don't believe me, do you? You are Maoshan Taoist priests, you all believe that there are ghosts in the world, and you don't want to believe in such a thing as asking rice? ”
I thought to myself, we are Maoshan Taoist priests, but we would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world, than believe in the mouth of women, especially the mouth of a female ghost, the most poisonous woman's heart, plus the ghost story, a fool will believe it.
Anne Bai expected such a reaction, and continued:
"I can tell you, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to ask rice, and if others want me to say yes, don't regret it."
Flicker, flicker, flicker!
But still no one agreed.
It's embarrassing to have it!
Actually, I want to give it a try, I don't believe in asking rice, I don't believe in female ghosts, but I believe in Bai Annie.
Bai Annie's identity, the daughter of the king of the Ten Palaces, brought someone up from the underworld, it was not a piece of cake.
I believe that Anne Bai has this ability.
In the past, I had the idea of asking the old man to introduce me to the goddess and my idol HJJ, so it would be better to ask Bai Annie to invite HJJ at this time, which can be regarded as satisfying my wish.
But just as I was about to stand up and be eager to try, I heard Wen Jie's voice:
"Teacher Bai, Bai Zhehua wants to try."
Then I saw Wen Jie with a smug smile on his face and Xiaobai with a pale face.
I immediately understood.
Wen Jie is playing yin and "framing" Xiaobai.
At this time, everyone else is also echoing:
"Yes, yes, Teacher Bai, let Xiaobai go first, and we follow."
These people are really a gang crime, and they have a bad stomach.
They knew that Xiaobai was a good man, thin-skinned, and would not refuse easily, so they let Xiaobai take the lead and try what this ask rice to be, if it is not spiritual, they can also act at the opportunity.
I had to sacrifice Xiaobai and try Bai Annie's level first.
When Bai Annie heard that someone took the initiative to ask for help, she was naturally pleased, and immediately happy, and hurriedly waved her hand at Xiaobai, signaling Xiaobai to come up:
"Bai Zhehua, I didn't expect you to be so brave, come, come up!"
Xiaobai squirmed and stood up, but what we didn't expect was that Xiaobai actually sat down again, and he actually refused:
"Teacher Bai, I'...... I don't have anyone to ask. ”
Immediately, everyone was shocked and surprised.
According to Xiaobai's character, no matter how scared he is and how embarrassed he is, he will not refuse in public, where did he get the courage to refuse everyone's requests today.
Of course, Wen Jie and the others mistakenly thought that the little white coward was afraid, and they laughed one after another:
"Xiaobai, when did you become so timid?"
Xiaobai ignored their ridicule, sat down expressionlessly, and said no more.
But I know that Xiaobai refused, not because he was afraid, but because he knew everything.
It is precisely because he knows everything that he is likely to see what is coming, so he will "defy the condemnation of the world" and refuse Wen Jie and them.
I'm not as knowledgeable as Xiaobai, so I can't guess what Xiaobai saw was wrong.
But Xiaobai's retreat also dispelled the idea of going forward and giving it a try.
This Bai Annie, this little witch, don't think that wearing a teacher's uniform, a uniform temptation, is a real teacher, with this Nizi's character, she will definitely not be so kind, especially since I still have so many festivals with her, I still have to be cautious.
But I didn't want to miss this opportunity.
What to do?
Pregnant!
If Xiaobai and I retreat, it doesn't mean that everyone retreats.
Even if he retreats, I have a way to get him to come to the stage without hesitation.
This person is none other than the fat man.
I slapped the fat man:
"Fatty, think about our experience and encounter the night before yesterday, if it weren't for Bai Annie, the two of us would have died a long time ago, you have also seen Bai Annie's actions, Bai Annie is definitely not an ordinary ghost, are you sure of this?
The fat man nodded in agreement.
"Since Bai Annie is so powerful, maybe she can really bring the souls of the dead to the yang world? Look at the current situation, how embarrassing, you can't see Bai Annie's face can't be hung up, if no one stands up, then Bai Annie will lose a lot of hair today, can you bear it? ”
The fat man was embarrassed and said:
"But, comb, I'm scared when I talk to the dead."
I continued to bombard:
"You're stupid, isn't this exactly what you need, think about it, what is your dream? If Bai Annie invites your ancestor to bring you the heir of the dog who ignores you, maybe his old man will be merciful and pass on the secret recipe of the dog to you, won't you be developed by then? The task of reviving the dog will fall on you. ”
The fat man fell into deep thought, and there was a hint of loosening.
"Fatty, do you think about what Bai Annie said to Xiaobai when Xiaobai stood up just now? said that Xiaobai is so brave, don't you know that beauties match heroes? At this time, we need heroes to appear, just when we are all retreating, you stand up without hesitation, what kind of spirit is this, who is this domineering, that Bai Anne is not impressed with you, poured under your heroic charm, and threw her arms on you? Don't say I'm not polite to you, such a great opportunity to perform, if you don't want it, you will cheapen me. ”
I was about to pretend to stand up after I finished speaking, but I was held down by the fat man:
"Comb, comb, we're brothers, aren't we?"
"Of course, because we're brothers, I can't see you in danger, so let me die."
"Comb, I figured it out, as the saying goes, I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell, it's up to me to bear all this."
"Fatty, I didn't expect you to have such a sacrificial spirit, I admire you a little, if I were a woman, I would definitely like you."
"Get out, Lao Tzu is only for Bai Annie in this life."
(End of chapter)