Chapter 603 - Stuffy Stick Is Always So Happy? (Page 1/1)

The group happily returns to Sal's house, and Magni tries to start drinking several times, but Orgrim stops him.

"Don't worry, the dish isn't ready yet. It's not like you haven't drunk before, so you're in a hurry. ”

Due to Orgrim's obstruction, Magni couldn't start drinking immediately, so he could only swallow his saliva while staring at the wine jar, where he waited quietly. And Orgrim didn't dare to relax at all, this Magni left the battlefield and the artisan shop, just a tasteless garbage.

Yes, it's garbage!

In the kitchen, Sal relied on the excellent knife skills of the orc clan to accurately cut the dishes into various pre-set beautiful appearances, while Shen Tianjun was responsible for making the dishes into either braised or stir-fried, or stewed, or boiled according to the needs, and the aroma of the kitchen made Sal's heart moved.

"Alright, the dishes are all ready, and we can get ready for the feast. Shen Tianjun gently wiped the sweat from his forehead, gently took off his apron, and served all the dishes to the table with Sal.

At this time, a certain garbage king, oh no, the dwarf king, who had long been unable to hold back, jumped up gently, opened the lid of the wine jar like a phantom, and put the winery into its own mug with a degree that the naked eye could not keep up with.

Orgrim sighed softly, this dwarf king is really a shame and left home, but he can't pretend not to know him, because everyone here knows him.

"Magni, can you eat a little bit more gentlemanly. ”

In the face of Orgrim's contempt, Magni didn't care at all, "A group of big men, what kind of elegance are they? Can you drink it as wine? Come on, come on, Shen Tianjun, drink and drink." ”

"Come on, come on, drink, okay, Ogrim, don't worry, I, Shen Tianjun, have seen more alcoholics than grains of rice in a bowl. Shen Tianjun said with an open-minded face, and looked back at Magni, with two empty jars lying beside him.

"Damn, what kind of degree are you? You've finished drinking two jars?" and Magni didn't have the slightest sense of being strong, and poured the wine into his stomach one by one.

"Drink slowly, don't worry, no one will rob you. Ogrim still looked disgusted, "This person can't meet wine, as if he is sick." You see, there are two jars of wine. ”

"What's the matter? It's only four jars of wine, and there are hundreds of jars of wine, if we have to drink this meal, I'm not fast enough. Magni looked as a matter of course, flicked his eyelids, snorted coldly, and didn't shake off Orgrim.

Seeing the anger on Ogrim's face, Shen Tianjun gently kicked Ogrim below, and then another look, Ogrim immediately understood, and actually forgot about this stubble.

Immediately, he drank wine with Shen Tianjun and Sal and ate vegetables at the same time, and sang songs, while Sal danced the sacrificial dance. The three of them sang and danced, ate and drank, happy and free, the dwarf king saw it in his eyes at this time, he was very envious, and he wanted to join in, but he was squeezed out by the three of them.

"Go, go, you play by yourself, a few of us sing, eat and drink, you just drink. Orgrim didn't even look at Magni, and waved his hand in disgust, but McGoney couldn't do anything but watch the three of them eat and drink meat and dance and sing and dance.

"Really, stingy, you stingy people!" the dwarven king was not happy at all, and drank lonely with the wine jar in his arms, which was the easiest to get drunk, not to mention that the wine jar as high as a hill had been piled up behind him, and Magni was sitting there with his head in a circle.

"Almost, my sack is ready, what about you?" said Orgrim with a smile on his face.

Is there anything more fun in this world than bullying a friend?

"Well, I just saw a hornet's nest on the way back, and I brought it back by the way, what do you think?" Sal, as a shaman, obviously has his own unique perspective on bullying his friends.

"I thought so, and then I prepared three goose feathers, and oil ropes, and cement and hammers. ”

No matter how you look at the equipment that Shen Tianjun carried, it looked like the tools of some of the bad people inside, but it didn't matter, for these people who had crossed the god level, these things were pediatric and not lethal at all.

"Then what are you waiting for, do it!" With Orgrim's order, the three of them went their own way:

Orgrim first covered Magni's head, and then, Shen Tianjun tied Magni with an oil rope first, then mixed the cement, sealed the middle part of Magni's belly, including the hips of his stomach and his arms tied behind his back, with cement, and Sal threw the hornet's nest into the bag used to cover Magni, and then tied the bag tightly.

Now that the preparations are done, here's the best part.

Shen Tianjun took off the dwarf king's boots, but fortunately, this dwarf king had no foot foot.

Thrall, on the other hand, ripped off the dwarven king's socks as soon as possible and applied cool oil to the instep of his foot.

Finally, the three of them frantically scratched Magni's soles with goose feathers.

The wails of the so-called mountain cry and tsunami spread to every corner of Draenor at this time. Since then, there has been a legend in Draenor that Thrall is actually a demon of the rank who is on the side of humans, but he will use extremely harsh punishments.

And that day, a generation of dwarven kings, king of hills, king of craftsmen, king of garbage, Magni almost shook Draenor hundreds of square meters of land because of his laughter.

"So, you have to compensate me for my mental loss, you let my fame spread here for thousands of miles, but you don't give me wine to drink, no matter, hurry up and bring the wine, I want to drink!" A certain shameless dwarf king lying on the ground finally annoyed everyone present again.

Thrall, the young shaman of a generation of orcs, Orgrim, a generation of orc-level warriors, Shen Tianjun, a generation of Huaxia-level marshals, the three of them aimed at Magni, and frantically punched and kicked.

A week passed, and some good orcs sneaked a look, and there was no trace of the four of them, except for a Magni patient lying on a chaise longue with gauze wrapped around his body and in need of a cast.

And Sal, Ogrim and Shen Tianjun, the three of them were lying in Bali drinking chilled watermelon juice, sunbathing, and looking at the beautiful women.

"After so many things, I am now, although I am happy to enjoy luxury, I am not as happy as bullying Magni, I haven't bullied him for a few minutes, I am so lonely. Ogrim looked at the waves in the distance and touched the scene.

"Don't say it, I feel the same way, Sal, let's go back later, we can't leave Magni alone at home, we must go back and continue to flatten him without forgetting our original intentions. The two harmless babies said some calm words, and Sal listened calmly and smiled slightly.

"Okay!"