Chapter 21 They are not ordinary people
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After speaking, the teacher of the aunt next door raised her feet and walked out of the classroom.
As soon as the aunt and teacher next door left, the fat man stood up and rushed out without hesitation.
Your uncle, you have no conscience, people have a daughter-in-law and forget your mother, you have food and forget your buddy.
Yang Bin and Wen Jie smiled and left the classroom.
Xiaobai also hurried away.
I also stood up and prepared to leave, but before I could leave the classroom, I heard a mockery behind me:
"This fat man, looking at his poor and unproductive appearance, being a classmate with him, studying in a classroom, I feel ashamed! What's more, being friends with him and sleeping in the same bed, how thick-skinned he is! ”
I have to say that Wang Zhihe's words are really level, which not only ridiculed the fat man, but also satirized me, killing two birds with one stone.
But your uncle only slept in the same bed with the fat man!
Obviously, two beds in one room are good.
was told by Wang Zhihe's dog mouth as if I had an adulterous affair with a fat man.
"That's better than a dog's leg! Like a pug, he follows his master and bites people indiscriminately. ”
I have already seen that although Wang Zhihe and Yin Mo are both rich second generations, it is obvious that the status of the two people is not equal.
To put it bluntly, Wang Zhihe is Yin Mo's younger brother, everything Wang Zhihe does is just catering to and pleasing Yin Mo, to put it mildly, Wang Zhihe is really stammering Yin Mo, like a slave.
And Yin Mo has always been unable to get along with me, but it was just because I stood up for the fat man and scolded him.
We've made this beam.
But although I don't have strong words like a fat man, I'm not a soft persimmon, so you can pinch it around.
It's still the same sentence, you have millions because you have the ability, I can't eat the nest, but you can't bully me.
Especially like Wang Zhihe, who speaks ill of people behind his back, he should fight him to the end, otherwise he doesn't know what bad things will be done behind his back in the future.
If people don't offend me, I don't offend anyone.
If someone offends me, I'll let you hehehe.
I didn't give Wang Zhihe a chance to refute, and continued:
"I shouldn't have said that, wouldn't it be the same kind of little black dog who hurt me, the little black dog is so cute, how can I say that."
After saying that, I walked out of the classroom, leaving Wang Zhihe with an angry face.
But as soon as I walked out of the classroom, I saw the fat man coming back with a sad face.
When he saw me, the fat man grabbed me by the arm and pretended to say:
"I was wrong, I shouldn't have left you alone, comb, don't worry, I won't be unjust."
As he spoke, the fat man took my hand, put it on his heart, and said with affection in righteous words:
"Comb, from today on, I will be inseparable from you, and I will never abandon you."
Uncle, although I know that what the fat man said is false, I am still a little moved.
I thought to myself, even if you kid is a little righteous.
But then I felt something was wrong.
I am absolutely convinced that between me and the food, the fat man will definitely choose the food without hesitation.
How could he come back for the sake of righteousness in the name of beauty.
"Fatty, I'm afraid you didn't come back for me, right?"
Unexpectedly, when the fat man heard this, he suddenly became anxious, as if he had been wronged, and said aggrievedly:
"Comb, you don't believe me? Don't you believe me? The friendship between the two of us, don't you even have this little trust? ”
But the more the fat man explained, the more sure I was that my guess was correct.
"Is it really for me?"
The fat man said with a serious face:
"Comb, my feelings for you can be seen by heaven and earth!"
"Tell the truth!"
I also pretended to be serious.
"I really don't want to leave you alone."
However, the fat man's tone of voice has been lowered a lot, and his heart is obviously weak.
"Tell the truth!"
I'm still unrelenting.
The fat man suddenly softened, a trace of fear flashed in his eyes, and he whispered:
"Comb, I'm afraid!"
"Afraid? Afraid of what? ”
I asked knowingly.
"What do you say I'm afraid of, what else would I be afraid of?"
"Which? Ghosts? ”
"Shh......h
The fat man put his hand on my mouth and said in horror:
"Don't mention it, you can't mention it, don't mention that word, their ears are very smart, and as soon as you say it, they may appear at any time."
"What, you're scared? You forgot, just now in class, you scared a female ghost away, in the world, are you still scary, only you, which ghost dares to appear, he doesn't want to die! ”
"I told you not to mention that word, and you still mentioned it!"
"Okay, okay, don't mention it. Look at your little bit of interest. Who said yesterday that they didn't believe that there was that there was that in this world? Who said that he would believe the mouth of a woman, and he would not believe that there was anything in this world! I'm afraid of being like this now. ”
"Whoever the hell says that this world is gone, from today on, if anyone tells me that this world doesn't have that anymore, I will be in a hurry!"
"Even if you can do something, you're afraid of a yarn, don't you have the blessing of your ancestors, your ancestors are the heirs of the dogs, then ......"
Before I could finish speaking, I was interrupted by the fat man, who said angrily:
"At this time, the ancestors are useless, my ancestors are all kind and good people, they can only make steamed buns."
I smiled and shook my head, no longer tease the fat man, if this continues, I'm afraid the fat man won't even want his ancestors, and he will cry here.
Let Wang Zhihe and them see it, and they will inevitably laugh at it.
I walked with the fat man to the restaurant.
I deliberately memorized the directions when I came, so it didn't take long for us to come to the restaurant.
I saw that there were ten tables at the door of the restaurant, lined up, Xiaobai and they had already arrived, and they were each sitting at a table, one person and one table, and Mr. Liu Kejiu Fengzhe was also there, also one person and one table.
Isn't it a dinner party for all the teachers and students of the school?
But how do I feel about this formation, I feel like I'm eating a flowing water seat?
The fat man and I also sat down quickly.
But then I realized that the aunt next door didn't come, and unconsciously looked at the window on the right side of the restaurant.
But the window door was closed, and there was no shadow of the aunt and teacher next door.
At this time, isn't it time for the aunt next door to cook for those ghosts too?
I didn't believe it, so I got up, left the table, walked to the door of the restaurant, and looked inside.
The aunt next door teacher is indeed not there.
But the small bowls with five red porridges on the windowsill in the morning are still there.
Did they not come to eat?
But when I saw what was in the bowl, I understood.
Where was there any five-red porridge in those small bowls, only a black and swarthy liquid remained, exuding a pungent smell of unknown things, and those peanuts and red dates were all shriveled up to no color.
Five red porridge has been drunk by ghosts.
I later learned that how can they eat the same as us living people, what they eat is only the nutrition in the food, the essence of the food.
And you don't need to be like us, holding a bowl and pouring it into your stomach, just stand aside, and as soon as the ghost qi comes out, you can smoke it from a distance.
It's really simple, rough, and convenient!
But what I can't figure out is that they don't have to eat lunch after drinking Wuhong porridge?
Or is there something else going on?
I shook my head and sat back in my seat.
This was a novice who saw my doubts and explained to me:
In fact, they only need to eat a little bit.
I see.
That's right, hell, where do you need to eat too much.
But this also made me realize that Xiaobai is not simple!
At least in this regard, he knows a lot more than I do!
It also made me more curious about Xiaobai's life experience.
But Xiaobai didn't give me a chance to get to know him, and after saying that, he began to be silent again, speechless, and handsome.
At this time, the fat man couldn't sit still.
"This aunt and teacher next door are pure lies, and the principal who said that he had made a big meal, but after waiting for a long time, let alone a big meal, he didn't even have a wool yarn, and he knew that he would bring a few more buns, and he could fill his stomach first.
"Their ears are very smart."
I reminded.
The fat man thought of something, immediately closed his mouth, and said in horror:
"I'm unintentional, I'm unintentional."
"That's a good feeling, next time you eat a few more buns, it's best to eat full, and when the meal is ready, we'll eat a few of them." I've heard that our headmaster's cooking skills are unfathomable. ”
Wen Jie said quippingly.
When the fat man heard this, he was immediately displeased, patted his round belly, took Wen Jie's hand, pressed it on his stomach, and said:
"You touch, you touch!"
Wen Jie looked dazed, not knowing what the fat man meant.
"I'll take care of Renzhi's belly, not to mention eating a few buns, even if I eat a sack of buns, I can fit a big meal, Wen Jie, you kid wants to eat alone, eat my share, and there is no door!"
Saying that, the fat man patted Wen Jie's petite body again, with a look of disdain, and said disdainfully:
"Look at you, you have wasted so much food in vain, what's the use of eating, it doesn't matter if you don't grow up, even the meat doesn't grow, alas!"
Wen Jie smiled bitterly, stood up, and left the table.
Standing 10 meters away from us, he first squatted down in a standard horse step, then lay on the ground with his chest on the ground, his hands flat on the ground, his toes on the ground, and did push-ups.
I did fifty or sixty in a row, my face was not red, I was not panting, and I was relaxed.
Then, I saw Wen Jie's right hand open, supported the ground with one hand, and made a dozen more, and his face was still as calm as ever.
The whole set of movements is done in one go, without any difficulty.
Wen Jie stood up again, suddenly accelerated, ran towards us, ran three or four meters, took off, did a front somersault, landed smoothly, smiled slightly, returned to his seat, and glanced at the fat man, the meaning could not be more obvious:
You come to one.
The fat man was already dumbfounded, stunned aside, didn't say anything, the big cake face was elongated into a brick face, gritted his teeth, and the green tendons burst out, and the meaning couldn't be more obvious:
The concubine can't do it!
I was also surprised, I didn't expect that this Wenjie was inconspicuous and watertight, and he looked petite, but he was not an ordinary person.
It seems that several of us, except for the fat man, are not ordinary people, but we have not had the opportunity to show it, so we will hide it so deeply.
Of course, if eating is also an ability, fat people are not ordinary people.
(End of chapter)