Chapter 374: Embarrassment
"Ding!"
"Mission: Sharp Hawkeye!"
"Reward: White Eyes."
"Mission Status: Completed!"
"The task reward has been distributed, please check it by yourself!"
The reflex-like eagle eye bent the bow and aimed ahead, but Ye Ye was a thief, and immediately used Tianya to run away after the fight.
Hawkeye looked at Ye Ye with a bewildered expression, laughing and leaving, unable to understand why that madman suddenly attacked him?
Hawkeye also knew about Ye Ye, but Hawkeye asked himself that he had never met him, let alone any grievances, why did he suddenly attack him?
After thinking about it for a long time, Eagle Eye can't figure it out?
Susan couldn't figure this question either.
Edgeworth flew and snuggled in Ye Ye's arms, and Susan asked suspiciously, "That person seems to be an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., WHY did you attack him inexplicably?" ”
"No, why, it's just that he is not happy!" Ye Ye laughed.
Susan: "......"
It's such a powerful reason, seeing that he is not happy, you can indeed beat him.
If Hawkeye heard Ye Ye say this in person, I don't know if he would vomit blood and die.
"Boss, are your eyes alright?" The other agents next to Hawkeye asked cautiously.
"It's fine." Hawkeye waved his hand in a general's demeanor and said, "Who am I?" I'm Hawkeye, even if I get two punches in the eye, it won't affect my archery skills at all, do you want us to show you? ”
Pointing to a street lamp next to him, Hawkeye grinned, "Look, I can shoot it with one arrow." ”
As he spoke, Hawkeye immediately began to bend his bow and shoot an arrow.
A couple who were hiding at home were having fun when an arrow suddenly broke through the window and hit the head of their bed, passed over the top of the man's head, and helped him shave off a handful of hair.
Hawkeye shot the arrow, and the man also shot it......
I don't know if that man is still hard in this life......
"How's it going, right? Do you want me to show you another one? ”
"Boss, boss, don't come again, we believe that your eyes are indeed fine, but after all, this street lamp is public property, and it is not good if it is damaged a lot."
"That's the same reason, forget it, there is still something to do today, and I will open your eyes in the future!"
……
"From the official report, we know that the accident that occurred at Stark Group last night has unconfirmed information that it was caused by a malfunction of the robot." Colonel Rhodes is in front of the media, wiping Tony's ass.
Tony was served by Pepper and sorted out his makeup, while he himself leisurely read the newspaper.
I have to say that after this night, Xiao Chili is radiant, her eyes are charming, like spring water, her skin is much better, and she looks more beautiful.
Well...... It should be the result of Tony's good moisturization.
I don't know how late this dog man and woman tossed!
"'Iron Man', the name sounds good, but it's not right, because it's made of gold and titanium...... Although, the name is very wounded. Tony said jokingly as he accepted Pepper's service.
"Here's the transcript of our speech for you." Hawkeye, with two panda eyes, handed Tony a few pieces of A4 paper in front of him.
"Okay." Tony took the speech and suddenly said, "Your S.H.I.E.L.D. work is quite busy!" ”
"S.H.I.E.L.D. aims to protect the world, and the job is naturally not easy." Hawkeye was surprised by Tony's sudden question, but he honestly replied that it wasn't a big secret.
"But are you S.H.I.E.L.D. inhumane to your employees?"
"Why?"
"Look in your eyes, how long has it been since you slept? You have to work hard! Tony said bitterly: "If you are interested in working for me, based on your treatment in S.H.I.E.L.D., double your salary and bonus, and work ...... leisurely."
"Well, Mr. Stark, you have to remember that you were on your yacht at the time, and your testimony from being on Manhattan all night was ready, along with the testimonies of 50 guests."
"I think maybe it could be changed to, it's just me and Pepper...... ...... on the island"
Pepper grabbed the soft flesh on Tony's waist and slammed it so hard that Tony's next words were immediately speechless.
"Then that's the truth, remember to read it." Hawkeye wasn't in the mood to flirt with the playboy and his personal secretary here.
"Didn't mention Obadi?" Tony looked at the paper and was surprised.
"It's easy to do, saying that he went on vacation, and small planes always have safety hazards." Hawkeye shrugged.
"So, it's just that the Iron Armor is my bodyguard?" Tony frowned: "It's my bodyguard, it's a bit far-fetched!" ”
"Mr. Stark, I have experience in dealing with this kind of thing." Hawkeye endured the anger and said patiently: "Just follow the script, it will soon be forgotten." ”
When other people face this kind of thing, which one is either honestly doing what S.H.I.E.L.D. arranges, or this Tony Stark has a lot of.
"You have 90 seconds to prepare."
With that, Hawkeye prepares to exit the room.
"Hey, I said you really don't think about it? Double the salary? If you have enough skills, tripling, quadruple, or quintifying is not a problem! Tony shouted.
Hawkeye rolled his eyes, ignoring Tony's meaning, and didn't pause in his footsteps.
"Looking at him, he doesn't seem to be a person who hasn't slept all night, but the dark circles under his eyes are so heavy, that's overindulgence?" Tony muttered.
This made Hawkeye, who was also very good at hearing, immediately stumble and almost fell.
"For this reason, Mr. Stark has prepared a speech, and he will not answer any questions, thank you for your cooperation." Colonel Rhodes gave a speech.
Tony dressed in a formal suit, walked up to the podium, looked at the crowd, coughed twice, and said, "I haven't stood on the podium for a while, so I have to open my mouth to read." ”
"Some people suspect that I have something to do with the accident on the highway......"
"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Stark, do you really think we're going to believe that armoured bodyguard who fell from the sky?" Female reporter Christine said with a smile.
"I know it's a bit incredible, it's one thing to question the government's explanations, but it's another thing to insinuate that I'm a superhero and condemn me." Tony said shamelessly.
Who said he's a superhero anymore?
"I didn't say you're a superhero." Christine immediately slapped her face.
"No?" Tony looked surprised, it didn't, how could it not be?
It's so fucking embarrassing that I can't help but blush.