Chapter 199: Galen the Talker
Sui Yu's ominous premonition really came true, he entered the battlefield of "League of Legends X" this time, and he didn't become a hero, but just an ordinary soldier who couldn't be more ordinary!
"Hey! Now it's getting harder and harder to recruit our Demacian soldiers! This time, I simply sent all of you female soldiers to this most fierce frontline battlefield! Centurion Galen introduced the situation to Sui Yu and them as he walked: "It seems that you guys are going to the battlefield for the first time, right?" So let me tell you about the situation on the battlefield! If you don't mind, I can tell you as much as I know while the heroes haven't arrived! Oh yes! There is some information that cannot be disseminated freely! So you beauties, don't be polite, thank me to the fullest! ”
Sui Yu remembered that in the previous generations of "League of Legends", there seemed to be a hero's name called Galen, but the centurion Galen in front of him obviously had nothing to do with that hero.
Not to mention anything else, just from the laborious appearance of this guy when he opened the door of the munitions warehouse, Sui Yu knew that this guy had no combat effectiveness.
And not only does this guy not have the combat power to match the hero, but at the same time, this guy is also a chatter who can't control his tongue!
Sui Yu calculated a little, this guy has reached a full speed of seven or eight crosses per minute in the past few minutes, and his sharp mouth makes people wonder if this guy is a professional cross talk before joining the army!
However, chattering also has the benefit of talking, at least from the words of this centurion, Sui Yu and the others from the other world quickly became familiar with this battlefield.
Centurion Galen had fought at least fifty or sixty battles, so he not only knew the battlefield well, but he even knew a lot of secrets that the civilian population could not know.
"Heroes are heroes from all planes of the multiverse who are longed for and believed in! Our Faith Crystal is to collect the beliefs of heroes in the multiverse, so as to summon heroes to come here and fight with us! ”
"Heroes can gain the power of the Unowned Faith by killing each other's soldiers or by killing the soldiers of our two countries, as well as the magical beasts on the battlefield that are personally dropped by the Supreme God as the battle begins, and use the power of the Unowned Faith to temporarily increase their strength in this battle!
Meantime. Heroes who kill enemy soldiers and enemy heroes will also get a certain amount of Faith Coins, which can then be used by the Heroes to exchange various artifacts that can be used in this battle in the Faith Crystal, and use the power of the artifacts to help the heroes win the battle! ”
"Oh yes!" Galen slapped his forehead, and then while finding a dusty key among the large pile of keys hanging on the wall, and opening one of the doorways of the munitions warehouse, he continued to talk to Sui Yu and them: "You don't have to fear death! In this blessed battlefield, we don't really die! Every time we die, we can be resurrected in the camp of our soldiers! Then everyone can continue to wave their weapons and rush to the battlefield to fight the enemy! ”
"So! Fight to your heart's content! Soldier! For victory! For glory! For Demacia! cough cough cough ......"
Galen shouted too passionately. So much so that after opening the storeroom that had obviously not been opened for a long time, he was immediately choked by the dust inside and coughed.
When Galen finally stopped talking temporarily because of coughing, Angelina hurriedly asked her doubts: "You just said that you don't have to worry about death on the battlefield, so why is there a shortage of warriors here?" ”
Before, Galen regarded Sui Yu and them as reinforcements, and it was obvious that the number of soldiers in this place was a little insufficient, so Angelina was very strange, why would there be no real death here at all, but the soldiers would still be attritional?
This question will naturally cause some intelligent people to wonder, but although Galen knows a lot of secrets that others don't know, he himself seems to be a person with no heart. So he didn't care about Sui Yu at all, they didn't even understand such a simple truth, but replied directly: "I won't really die, but the pain of death is unavoidable!" We are not the group of heroes who are completely composed of the power of faith, because the special body of the heroic spirit can completely shield the pain when dying, so when the number of deaths increases, many people have to retire and return to their hometowns due to various psychological problems! ”
"And how many times have you died?" Including Sui Yu, everyone is basically stuffy, so Angelina, who is the most lively, naturally chatted with Galen.
"I can't remember! To say the least, there are 180 times! Galen reached out and touched the back of his head, revealing a silly smile, but Sui Yu was in awe of him.
He has died hundreds of times. This guy didn't die of mental illness, except for being more talkative, Galen is completely a warm-hearted good old man! Is this the blessing of stupidity?
However, although in my heart, I feel that Galen is not crazy, it is entirely because this guy is a heartless eye. Sui Yu still couldn't help but praise Galen: "No wonder you can achieve the position of centurion, it's really amazing!" ”
"Where! Where! Galen continued to giggle and modestly explained, "I was able to become a centurion not because I was so good, but because I was the only one in this place for the longest time, so after the previous centurion went crazy, I naturally took his place!" So being a centurion really has nothing to do with whether I'm good or not! ”
Sui Yu: "......"
However, although Galen doesn't think he is powerful, judging from the fact that this guy has died so many times, he still talks and laughs. Galen is definitely quite powerful in terms of mentality! At least Sui Yu thought that with his will, I was afraid that a few deaths would be enough to make him have a mental breakdown!
"It looks like I'm going to have to exercise my will in the future! At least it will make my will stronger! If nothing else, as the supreme of the war queens, I must ensure that I myself will not become a weakness and a drag on the war queens! Sui Yu silently made a decision in his heart.
And at this time. Galen finally opened a few large boxes that had been sealed for a long time with some difficulty, and at the same time pointed to the contents of the boxes and said to Sui Yu and the others: "These are the armor for female soldiers, hurry up and change them!" You female soldiers are so nice! Because there are very few female soldiers coming, the equipment of the female soldiers here is all new! ”
Sui Yu was stunned for a moment, and then he reacted. It seems that the previous ominous premonition is only half fulfilled, and the other half is really fulfilled at this time - Galen actually treats him as a female soldier!
"I said, look at my clothes, don't you have anything else to say to me?" Sui Yu pointed to the clothes on his body with a gloomy face, at this time the set of clothes on his body was a black suit full of noble and elegant atmosphere, and a large number of rune lines full of mysterious atmosphere were engraved on the black suit, which filled Sui Yu's whole person with an evil charm.
But this charm is easily classified as the charm of beauty in Galen's eyes. Even when Sui Yu deliberately emphasized that he was wearing a set of male clothes, especially when there was absolutely no misunderstanding protrusion on his chest, Galen said to Sui Yu with an expression of "I understand, I know": "It's okay, the armor here is from A cup to D cup, so you don't have to worry about finding the armor that suits you!" ”
Sui Yu didn't mention this depression, so he had to continue to emphasize: "Your Excellency Centurion, don't you think that this dress on my body is a bit masculine?" ”
"Male? It's a little! ”
Sui Yu's eyes lit up, and he said in his heart: "Finally let this guy notice my real gender!" ”
Unexpectedly, Galen then added: "But it doesn't matter! I wouldn't mind! Anyway, in modern society, boys and girls are the same! Even the gender of a certain singer is one of the top 10 unsolved mysteries in Demacia, so I don't mind your dressing habits at all! Oh yes. Your outfit must have been copied from a hero's outfit, right? As the war between the two countries has become more and more intense recently, and the frequency of heroes is increasing, there are more and more people like you who like to wear otherworldly clothes! So I've long been surprised! ”
Sui Yu still wanted to argue, but Angelina's message magic communication suddenly sounded in his ears: "Lord Yu, since you misunderstood, you will be wrong!" Don't forget the purpose of our trip, being treated as a female soldier may be able to rely on this status to get some extra treatment, which may be very beneficial for our next mission! ”
Angelina makes too much sense to say it, and the Faith Crystal can't afford to lose. So Sui Yu's words of "I am a pure master" immediately came out of his mouth.
At this time, Galen was still chattering there: "Actually, there is nothing special about your dress!" I know a hero. But the old man likes to wear long skirts! It is said that long skirts are men's dresses in the land of heroes! So it's not inconsistent at all for you to wear men's clothes! ”
Worried that Galen would say too much and cause Sui Yu's side to be exposed, Angelina hurriedly stepped forward and held her own **** and asked Galen at the same time: "Oops, I don't know if there is anything I can wear in these armors!" I'm always frustrated that I can't buy the right clothes! ”
When she said this, Angelina also threw a wink at Sui Yu. Obviously, Angelina is trying to sell herself to Sui Yu by taking advantage of Philomena's absence!
However, I have to admit that there are differences in pupils and hair color between Philomena and Angelina because of their different magic practices. The faces are almost identical.
It's just that in terms of figure, Sui Yu found that Philomena was inferior.
According to the grapevine, Angelina eats papaya every day and drinks milk wildly! And there were also witnesses that Philomena rubbed her **** whenever she was free......
But at this time, Galen told Angelina with a confident face: "Don't worry! There's even 36D armor here, let alone you're that big! ”
Despised ! Angelina feels like she's absolutely despised!
Especially when Galen opened the box and lifted a set of **** oversized armor with some effort to show everyone. Angelina, who had been secretly paying attention to Sui Yu, really found that Sui Yu's eyes staring at the chest of the armor were as long as three seconds, two or three!
"What's so good about big breasts! Haven't you heard that what suits you best is the best?! Damn! I'm so unwilling! If my foundation can be a little better......" Angelina read in a weak voice of mosquitoes and flies, but at this time, Sui Yu asked Galen with a puzzled face: "You obviously have very few female soldiers here, so why are there such full-size female soldier armor?" ”
"What is the difference between people who have no dreams and salted fish?" Galen said aloud in a serious manner, "This is Daddy Henry's favorite phrase!" So it took him ten years to finally create such a set of armor that even 36D female soldiers could wear, and then he was satisfied that he was court-martialed......"
Dream of creating a complete set of women's armor in all sizes? What's going on with this painful dream?!
Sui Yu complained loudly in his heart.
But at this time, the bell suddenly rang in the distance, and the chatty Galen was startled and hurriedly urged everyone: "Oops! You're too slow! Put on your armor! In five minutes, the heroes are coming! We're going to have to line up to meet you! Hurry up, hurry up! ”
"You say we're slow?" Sui Yu, who was extremely depressed (depressed due to various reasons), complained to everyone in the message channel: "It's obvious that this guy is too talkative! ”
"Do you want to cut him?" This is Hakeya comforting Sui Yu, is this somewhat straightforward sister paper because she has been carrying that huge murder weapon all year round, so even her personality has become so cold-blooded?
Sui Yu couldn't help but start to review whether he should also care about the mental health of his subordinates.
"U-sama, if you're in a bad mood, do you want me to play a song for you?" This is naturally Ling Shiyin's comfort, but although Shiyin's music is beautiful, now is not the time to listen to music, and Sui Yu is very worried, if Shiyin starts playing now, will it directly bring the preparations for the battlefield to a standstill, thus delaying the arrival of the heroes?
In the chatter of Galen just now, Sui Yu heard that the other soldiers in the camp were now charging the Faith Crystal! In case the soldiers get fascinated by listening to music and delay the time to summon heroes, will this battle be destroyed by the opposing heroes because their own heroes are not alive?!
Although it can prevent your own heroes from coming, you can reduce a lot of obstacles from your own side in the battle to grab the crystal for a while, but it will take a long time to crack the magic circle of fixed belief crystals (the judgment that Ress just made), in case the enemy hero comes over at this time, and loses the battle inexplicably because he has no heroes, then Sui Yu is really empty!
And Sui Yu also has a worry, that is, after coming to this world with their strength, they can only be a small soldier, so how powerful should the heroes of this world be?!
Thinking about it makes Sui Yu feel trembling!
It's a pity that the strength of this world can't roughly judge the opponent's combat power by sensing the opponent's mental fluctuations like the magical world where Avalon is located - Sui Yu and the others deliberately scanned the soldiers they encountered before entering the warehouse, and found that the mental fluctuations of everyone along the way were exactly the same as ordinary people.
So in this situation where they can't judge their true strength, Sui Yu is very worried, with their strength, I don't know if they can complete this mission?
However, Sui Yu's worries didn't last long, and he was distracted.
Because at this time, Galen had already left the warehouse dedicated to storing women's equipment and went outside to take the wind, and in the room, the war queens were quickly changing into armor according to Galen's instructions.
So the war concubines who did not shy away from Sui Yu immediately began to change their clothes in front of Sui Yu...... (To be continued.) )