Chapter 62: The Undercover Uchiha Itachi Who Guards Konoha (Three Watches)
"This, what's going on with this guy? It's a terrible feeling! How does this Konoha Ninja Village get out of the monsters? At this moment, the ghost shark frowned and hurriedly jumped back.
"Oni Shark, let's go! Fight him, and we're going to die both! I don't want to die yet, so I don't want to fight him! If the boss asks why this operation to capture the Nine-Tails failed, I'll tell him! I'm sure the old man will forgive us! As the weasel spoke, he was the first to dodge away.
"Damn, what? This time we came to Konoha Ninja Village, couldn't it be that we came to eat soil? Lao Tzu came to Konoha Ninja Village, and he was by someone, and he didn't get anything else! With an angry tone, the ghost shark also left.
"Lustful fairy, you, why don't you chase it? These two big villains, they were going to arrest me just now? Naruto said with some annoyance.
"Naruto, you can't help but think too much of the old man, I'm in my fifties this year, and those two are S-class traitors in the prime of life! If the old man catches up and fights with them, then the result is certain, and if he is unlucky, maybe none of them will be killed, and he will die first! Jiraiya said seriously.
"Oh, I see!" Naruto said this first, then looked at the two old toads on top of Jiraiya's head and said, "Lustful fairy, you can come, why do you have two old toads on your shoulders?" ”
"What old toad? Why do you stinky boy talk so little about respect? The mother's Zhi Ma Xian said angrily.
"This, then what shall I call you? Are they all two old people? Naruto said a little speechlessly.
"Naruto, don't underestimate the two of them, Toad Bunta is the boss of that oversized toad, born to Fukasaku Immortal and Shima Immortal!" Jiraiya said seriously.
"What? It can't be, right? The two of them are so small? How is it possible to give birth to a large toad of such a huge size as the toad boss? Naruto said puzzled.
"It's simple! Because the Shenzuo Immortals and the Zhima Immortals have already cultivated into refinement, no, they have already cultivated into immortals! Jilai also said seriously.
"Toad immortals? I've heard of toad spirits, and I've never heard of toad immortals, so I really responded to a sentence, what kind of birds are there when the forest is big! Naruto felt like his three views had been refreshed.
"This guy is the fourth generation of fire, huh! Is that the kid's child? Why is it completely different from his character, there is no sense of stability and the appearance of a strong man? If he learns the immortal mode like you in the future, how long will it take to learn? Fukasaku Immortal said seriously.
"Immortal mode? What Immortal Mode? Speaking of which, lecherous fairy, why have you changed? When did you get the same eyeliner on your eyes as a woman? It feels so weird! Naruto asked, puzzled.
"Naruto, you don't have to worry about this, you don't need to know about this kind of thing for the time being! Two immortals, please play the scene, now you can go back to rest, it's really troublesome for the two of you! Zilai also said obediently.
"That's good, little Zilai, goodbye, call us again if you have trouble, my wife and I are not afraid of trouble!" Fukasaku said with a smile.
"What do you mean by not being afraid of trouble! Dead old man! Do you know that every time I am summoned by this kid to fight together, there will always be two more wrinkles on my face, and no matter how I go down, I'm afraid I really won't be able to see anyone. Zhima Immortal said with some complaints.
"Okay, old woman, don't complain anymore, Xiao Zilai can't help it, if he encounters such a strong enemy and doesn't summon us out, in case he is seriously injured, or even dies, then you say that the two of us elders who watched him grow up since childhood, won't we be sad and depressed for a long time?" Fukasaku Immortal said seriously.
"Okay, okay, don't say it, old woman, I've been with you for so many years, don't you still know me, I've always been a knife-mouthed tofu heart, I don't really blame this kid!" Zhima Immortal first said this, and then looked at Zilai Ye seriously and said: "Boy, remember, when you encounter a strong enemy, you must call us, otherwise if you let us know that you didn't summon us one day and died in a fight with a strong enemy, then I will come to your grave to find you and scold you!" Be sure to remember! ”
"Okay, okay, I'll obediently remember the words of the two immortals!" Jiraiya talks like a child facing an adult.
Bang bang!
The next moment, seeing the two toad immortals gone, Naruto suddenly looked at Jiraiya seriously and said, "You tell me honestly, if Sasuke didn't set fire to this inn this time, do you plan to play with those three superb women until the evening and come back?" ”
"How is this possible? Actually, to be honest, I noticed early on that there was something wrong with those three women, because there is no such thing as pie in vain! Zilai also said seriously.
"Then, then you know that those three women have a problem, why do you want to play with them?" Naruto said angrily.
"This, I'm not here to find out, what is the purpose of the enemy and me to get these three women to come to me? Later, I ate and chatted with them to find out their purpose! Jiraiya said with certainty.
"What did you get their purpose out of? I like the lustful immortals, you are purely because the three of them are beautiful, so they know that it is a trap, and they have to get into it! Naruto said helplessly.
"Aha! Naruto, if you say that, you understand that I have an early insight into the problem with the three of them, don't you? "I'm also embarrassed to get things done.
At this time, Sasuke walked over, and then couldn't help but say in his heart: "How embarrassing can you get over?" Oh my God! It's the most embarrassing lie I've ever heard! ”
Water Escape: The art of high-pressure water guns!
At this moment, a number of ninjas near the Tongfu Inn saw that this place was on fire, and worked together to release the high-pressure water gun technique to extinguish the flames upstairs!
Next, Tong Xiangyu, the shopkeeper of Tongfu Inn, walked up and said loudly: "I'm a mother!" Who killed a thousand knives and burned down my house? The three of you are standing upstairs with me, it must be one of you, you'd better stand up with me and admit it now, otherwise I'll call Bai Zhantang, the number one master in our store, and clean you up! ”
"That, no, Auntie, me!" At this moment, as soon as Sasuke spoke, he was stopped by Tong Xiangyu.
"Whose aunt are you calling? I'm telling you, I'm just old-looking, but I'm young! You say, don't you? Booth! Tong Xiangyu first said to Sasuke, and then asked his subordinate Bai Zhantang.
"That's nature, our shopkeeper Tong Xiangyu is a famous beauty in ten miles and eight towns, a young and beautiful beauty!" Bai Zhantang said affirmatively.
Hearing this, Sasuke reluctantly puffed up a smile, and then said slowly, "That, Sister Tong!" I, my Uchiha Sasuke, didn't really want to burn down your Tongfu Inn, but there were two bad guys who wanted to capture my companion Naruto Uzumaki, and I had no choice but to burn your house. ”