Chapter 1001: Offend No One and Don't Offend the Author
"Is there one? Which character is me? Wang Jun asked with a strange frown.
"Hehe, yes." Nalan Ruyu said with a smile.
"Who? Don't you tell me it's Chen Zihaoha? Do I have that dick? Wang Jun said with a frown.
"Hahaha, you want to be beautiful, thank God that you have Chen Zihao half as good." Nalan Ruyu smiled and rolled her eyes and said.
"Who's that?" Wang Jun is even stranger.
"Guess what?" Nalan Ruyu smiled and continued to tease.
"Huo Wuxian?" Wang Jun suddenly asked with a grin.
"You really think about good things, and you don't look in the mirror, are you next to Huo Wuxian?" Nalan Ruyu said with a forced smile.
"Su Jingxun?" Wang Jun asked again.
"I said, what's so good about you? Not so perfect old man. Nalan Ruyu couldn't help but laugh.
"Who's that? Don't tell me it's the dead Professor Luo, am I so sad? Wang Jun said with a bitter face.
"Hahaha, it's neither, hey... It looks like you'll never guess it in your life, so I'll tell you, actually... Hahaha..."Nalan Ruyu said, suddenly laughing.
"Say, who the hell is it?" Wang Jun's appetite was satisfied, and he asked anxiously, but seeing Nalan Ruyu's malicious smile, he seemed to have a premonition, could it be that who is it?
"Hahaha, Ma Kai is you." As soon as Nalan Ruyu said this, Wang Jun's expression instantly collapsed.
"Damn, am I that obscene? You actually wrote me like a Mackay? Wang Jun frowned, looking unconvinced.
"What? Still don't admit it? Who always stretched out a groping pig hand under someone's skirt when no one was around? Don't admit it. Nalan Ruyu stared at Wang Jun and said.
Wang Jun's embarrassed face was a little red, but it was difficult to deny it, so he had to blush and say, "Aren't they all playing around with you?" Are you serious? ”
"Cut, is there such a fuss in the fun? People who have a wife are still so unruly, and they are not afraid of being struck by lightning? Nalan Ruyu applied a little nail polish, and her shiny nails looked very good.
"Hey... Failure, failure... I've always regarded myself as a gentleman, but I didn't expect it to be so unbearable to be written by you, it's really a gentleman's heart. Wang Jun looked up to the sky and said pretending to be tragic, which made Nalan Ruyu laugh.
"Okay, don't be poor, it's good to write you as Ma Kai." Nalan Ruyu said, opening the Dragon Sky website, which was a place she often visited.
Dragon's Sky is the home base of the author and the reader, where the storyline can be discussed unscrupulously, and the author can gossip without scruples, including the author's gender, hobbies, and the author's privacy issues.
The omnipotent dragon friend can always bring you fresh answers that will make your eyes light up and shake your body.
Of course, sometimes there will be times when the author steps on the thunder with a bit of a back.
For example, Nalan Ruyu once stepped on thunder, and she was looking at Longkong with great interest that day, when suddenly, she was attracted by the title of a post.
Because the title of her book "Transforming into an Elf Pretty Girl" is prominently hung on the title, and then it is also specifically pointed out that chapters 787 and 788, the plot of the protagonist being snapped in various postures, I have to say, the reader's big writing is really good, and the extreme exaggeration can only be, the pen walks the dragon and snake, and the wonderful pen makes flowers, rendering chapters 787 and 788 like eighteen forbidden books, so that after Nalan Ruyu read it, she wanted to read it.
But it's a pity that the actual situation is not what the enthusiastic dragon friend rendered, from the perspective of the other party's writing and focus, it doesn't seem to be done by a reader, and it is very likely that it is another author in a vest.
Because since Nalan Ruyu wrote the book, he has been encountering this situation constantly, and those authors in vests are big, and it seems that they can't see Nalan Ruyu's achievements, and once the results are released, all kinds of negative criticism from them will follow.
787 and 788 are a good example of this, because the reader's point of view, if viewed from the reader's point of view, is at best a little ambiguous plot, and it is not at all moved to a palace like Longkong to be openly "promoted".
However, the author's great purpose was achieved, 787 and 788 were blocked on the same day, of course, Nalan Ruyu does not blame the website, but thanks to the website, it is the website that protects Nalan's works, no matter what the plot is, after being hyped up as a hot spot, there will usually be a lot of trouble, so, temporarily blocked, is the best protection for the author.
"If I hadn't gotten married early, maybe..."Wang Jun said, sighing softly, he gently stroked Nalan Ruyu's long and smooth hair with the back of his hand until his cheeks.
"Maybe what?" Nalan Ruyu's cheeks were slightly hot and she asked.
"Hey, don't talk about it, it's all fate, sometimes I really want to be your Ma Kai, don't care what is right or wrong, dare to love and hate, get it first and then talk about it." Wang Jun sighed lightly, and then said with some excitement.
"Hahaha, I knew you were this kind of character." Nalan Ruyu said with a smile.
"If I really did to you like Ma Kai, would you hate me?" Wang Jun squatted down and asked with Nalan Ruyu's eyes.
"I don't hate you." Nalan Ruyu turned around, looked at Wang Jun and shook his head calmly.
"Really? If I'm like Makay in you, you really don't hate me? Wang Jun asked with some excitement, his eyes becoming passionate.
"I'll kill you with a knife, what do you think, it's for fun, are you really serious?" Nalan Ruyu rolled her eyes with a smile and pushed Wang Jun away hard.
Wang Jun was pushed and squatted on the ground, and the hot blood that had surged in his body before was instantly drenched again.
"A woman's heart, a needle under the sea, it will change in a while, hey... It's not helped, it's not saved..."Wang Jun shook his head and walked outside.
In the afternoon, after Nalan Ruyu got off work, she had just walked out of the hospital, and suddenly a familiar figure walked over quickly.
It turns out that the great god writer actually found it, still holding a rose in his hand, standing in the cold wind, the picture is really a little touching.
It's just that Nalan Ruyu doesn't feel romantic at all for boys she doesn't like, and she feels that the other party is a little stupid, when a person doesn't like you, everything you do is actually useless.
Chen Zihao's kind of character can only exist in it, how can this kind of thing move people in reality?
"Xiaoyu." The great god writer walked over with a smile and sent the roses graciously.
Nalan Ruyu looked at the roses, although she was very moved, but she was really embarrassed, she was so entangled whether she accepted it or not, and if she accepted it, she was afraid that the other party would misunderstand, and if she didn't accept it, she was afraid that it would chill the other party's heart.
Nalan Ruyu knows one thing deeply, offending no one can offend the author, because the people who have offended themselves in reality have been abused to death by writing in themselves, if they offend this great god author, maybe they will become the sad woman in his works.
(End of chapter)