Chapter 202: The correct posture of flirting with girls
On the corner of Konoha Street, a masked man was talking about something, while a teenager on the other side was thinking about something from outside the world. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Ebisu, who had been talking for a while, felt strange, and Inoue Fumiei should have refuted himself a long time ago when he usually spoke. But how could he listen to himself so calmly this time, this guy can't be a fake!
He immediately stopped talking, and when he looked closely at Inoue Fumiying, he saw a person who did not belong to Inoue Fumi. How could he be so rude! I was distracted when I was talking to myself.
"Wenying, your wallet fell to the ground, if you don't pick it up quickly, I'll take it and spend it."
Inoue Wenying, who came back to his senses, looked at Ebisu with disdain, "Teacher Ebisu, can't you find a slightly better reason?" Don't you all know that my money is in my carry-on space? Why are you still deceiving me with such a shoddy lie. ”
Ebisu was so depressed that he almost vomited blood, and it was obvious that Inoue Fumiei was distracted when he spoke first. Now he blames himself for deceiving him with shoddy lies.
"Inoue Wenying, you bastard, you should wake up and talk first, did you listen carefully to what I just said?"
Let go of the hands covering your ears, "I know that Ebisu-sensei, you use this method, of course I have listened to what you say." Didn't you just want to mend your clothes and surprise Sister Lan? But your attention is also bad enough, it can't be the way Konohamaru thinks of for you, right? ”
Ebisu was visibly choked, but he immediately retorted, "How could it be Konohamaru's idea, this is completely my own idea." Wouldn't that be a great solution? You see, I even knew that she was torn and helped her mend it. ”
Although love will lower IQ, it can't drop so much, right? It's completely down to childhood.
"Teacher Ebisu, what kind of girl is Sister Lan in your eyes?"
Ebisu looked at Inoue Fumiei a little strangely, not understanding that he would ask this question. Isn't it saying that he mends Lan's clothes? How did it turn to his opinion of Lan again.
However, he thought for a while and replied: "Lan should be a perfect girl, he has a good personality, good housework and cooking skills, and beautiful appearance, and will not force me to go shopping with her." She is the perfect lady in my heart. ”
"Since Sister Lan is so perfect in your heart, I won't say much. You yourself said that Sister Lan's housekeeping skills are great, and now if someone tells her that her clothes are all made up by her boyfriend, how do you say her little sister will laugh at her? Will you, the culprit, have a good life? I'm afraid the washboard is your final destination. At that time, I will use the camera to film your miserable life to warn future generations. ”
Cold sweat appeared on Ebisu's forehead, and he quickly shook his head to drive out the miserable picture of fantasy in his mind. What Inoue said is too exaggerated.
"Wen Ying, you won't fool me, won't I help Lan mend her clothes just to show my care and love for her? How did it come to you that it became a denial of her housekeeping ability, and Lan Ke is very gentle so she won't tell you that she is so fierce. ”
How come this Ebisu can't turn a corner! This is a matter of principle for girls.
"I've heard some people say that Ebisu is the worst teacher, and his teaching is completely delaying the normal learning progress of students. Ebisu-sensei, what do you think of this statement? ”
A raging flame erupted from Ebisu's body, and he said angrily: "What, someone dares to spread such a completely false rumor. Where is this person, I want to fight him alone to let him know that my elite teacher Ebisu is powerful. Wen Ying, you take me to this bastard who spreads rumors immediately. ”
Pulling Inoue Wenying's arm several times without pulling at all, Ebisu looked at Inoue Wenying with some suspicion, "Wenying, you won't be the one who spread rumors." ”
"Ebisu-sensei, this thing is not important, the important thing is that you have become different from what you normally are. You are angry when you hear about discrimination against your teaching, will Sister Lan still be calm when she hears words questioning her housework ability? Ebisu-sensei, think about it yourself, now you believe that this is not my alarmist, right? ”
A gust of wind blew past the two of them, and the wind struck a small whirlwind at their feet and disappeared. But Ebisu only felt that the gust of wind was full of cold currents, and his body shivered from the cold.
"I knew I wouldn't have listened to Konohamaru, how could his idea be so small? I was really miserable by him this time, and I don't know how angry Lan will be this time! ”
I can't imagine that a person as old as Ebisu would fall in love and listen to the words of a few years old doll, and he wouldn't have been kicked in the head by a donkey at that time! However, it can be seen that he still likes Lan very much, otherwise he would not have done anything to mend clothes with his character.
"Ebisu-sensei, you don't have to be so nervous now, you haven't mended your clothes after all. It's completely compensable, but do you still have the money now? I heard that you surprised Sister Lan when you married her, but you used all the money to pay the down payment on the house, and you eat now. ”
Ebisu was shocked when he heard that he had to be careful with money, and he only had enough money to live on. If it weren't for the fact that Hokage's grandson's tutor gave him the money now, he probably wouldn't even have enough money for the down payment on the house.
Ebisu's face was a little bitter, "Wenying, is there a way you can solve it without money, your method is easy to use, but it is too expensive." I'm a little strained right now, and there's no way to use your solution. Wen Ying: You think of a solution that can be solved without money, but it will work. ”
Poor eggs are poor eggs, and the economy is a little tight. casually took out a card and threw it to Ebisu, "The money in this card will be lent to you first, don't make it like an iron rooster." I just came back, but I heard that you went on a date with Sister Lan and didn't even buy a gift for her, and you're about to become the king of Konoha cocks. ”
Ebisu's face was a little red, and he also knew that what he did was a bit embarrassing. However, he originally wanted to buy a house to surprise Lan, and when he bought the house, he listened to the bewitchment of the salesman and paid a down payment with the money used to buy the house to buy a luxury villa. However, after the money was paid, I learned that the villa was under construction, and it would take a year before the villa could be built. However, the monthly instalment is not missing. In the end, the economy was tight, and I didn't even have the money to buy gifts.
"But Wenying, aren't you already bankrupt? How can there still be money to lend me. ”
A sealing scroll was opened, and a box appeared in front of the two of them. "I was bankrupt before I did the mission, but I made a little fortune during the mission and came out of bankruptcy. Now I'm middle-class. ”
"Wen Ying, you are going to do odd jobs, but how can anyone hire minors to work! But Wen Ying, why haven't I seen the bank card you gave me, it can't be a fake bank card, right? ”
Unseal the seal on the box and open the box to reveal a box full of 1,000 taels of silver tickets. "Ebisu-sensei, can you please not say such a shameful thing, I gave you a high-level VIP card. There are 500,000 taels saved in it and you can advance 1 million taels, you can buy whatever you want for Sister Lan this time. ”
After carefully observing the card given by Inoue Wenying, I didn't think that Inoue Wenying still had a VIP card from the bank. And the authority is not low either. However, when he saw the money in the box, his eyes were about to pop out, this is a box of 1,000 taels of silver tickets, and it adds up to at least a few million taels.
"Wenying, what kind of work are you doing, do they still need people? What do you think I'm going to do? ”
Inoue Fumiei laughed, "Ebisu-sensei, who told you that I was a part-time worker." I earned my money by wisdom, otherwise that idiot would have paid such a high wage. Also, this time, I bought one for Sister Lan according to her clothes, and then bought ninety-nine roses and sent them to her place of work. ”
"Why send it to Lan's place of work, that is not to be taken to her house. Wouldn't it be better to send it to her house? ”
"Sometimes a woman receives gifts for others to see, so you just let me deliver them to her place of work."