Nirvana's straight eyes wandered between Liu Chenxiao and Wei Linfeng, and that gaze was like a strange Shu Huang looking at the two little Lori, and the two of them were very uncomfortable.

Wei Linfeng seemed to know that Nirvana had some strange hobbies, so he was so frightened that he quickly got up and ran to the bathroom to smoke a cigarette to calm down. And Nirvana's gaze was only locked on Liu Chenxiao.

"Let's wake up Yuxuan and Huangmao first!" Liu Chenxiao's scalp was numb when she was so cocooned by Nirvana that she couldn't help screaming.

"Hehe, if you want to wake them up, let me think about it, according to the most scientific method......" Nirvana began to touch her chin and think.

"Do I need rescue breaths?" Liu Chenxiao's eyes lit up again.

“…… No, you don't. Nirvana glanced at Liu Chenxiao.

"However, if you want to wake them up, I have an easy and quick way." Gajiru, who was watching the play, interjected.

"What? Say it. ”

Gajiru smiled wickedly, "Just slap them a few times." ”

"Are you mad at me?" Liu Chenxiao glanced at Qin Yuxuan, and couldn't help but drool, "It's better to have artificial respiration." ”

"You think it's drowning!" Nirvana glanced at Liu Chenxiao.

"So what do you say?"

"I have another quick and easy solution." Gajiru interjected.

"What? Say it. ”

Gajiru smiled wickedly, "Just throw a few buckets of cold water on them." ”

"Are you mad at me?" Liu Chenxiao glanced at Qin Yuxuan, saliva had already begun to drip down, "It's better to have artificial respiration." ”

"Whatever you want."

Liu Chen laughed happily, he lifted Qin Yuxuan's head up slightly, pinched her nose with one hand, and held her chin with the other. Looking at her slightly open pink lips, Liu Chenxiao took a deep breath, and before she could lean down, Nirvana clapped her hands and shouted: "Oh, I remember, the safest, effective, simple and fast way is to pinch people!" ”

Liu Chenxiao looked behind with tears in her eyes: "Nirvana, I thank your ancestors for the eighteenth generation. ”

"Haha, just thank me, don't thank me so much."

"So, Nirvana, do you have a ruler?"

"What are you doing with a ruler?"

"I'll measure where Yuxuan's people are."

“…………”

"Where is it among men? Chest? Navel? Or ......" Liu Chenxiao touched her chin and thought.

Nirvana looked at Liu Chenxiao with an idiot on his face: "I said you...... Is there still a little common sense? ”

"That's right! The human brain is the place where people's knowledge is gathered, and it is the most important place for people. Liu Chenxiao clapped her hands and said.

"Are you an idiot?" Nirvana looked at the complacent Liu Chenxiao speechlessly, "Gajiru, you go and pinch that woman's middle man to show him." ”

"Oh." Gajiru answered, walked next to Qin Yuxuan and began to untie Qin Yuxuan's clothes.

"Fuck off!" Liu Chenxiao got up and kicked Gajiru in the face, and Gajiru flew out gorgeously.

Gajiru was very angry and held the place where he was kicked by Liu Chenxiao and scolded: "Bastard! What do you want?! ”

That's what I should ask! What are you doing with Yuxuan's clothes?! And the face does not change color and the heart does not beat! And most importantly...... Why are you so skilled?! ”

"Nirvana told me to pinch the middle of the man to show you." Gajiru said indignantly.

Nirvana covered her face: "Oh my God, I thought there was only one idiot, but I didn't expect there to be two. ”

"Isn't that right?" Gajiru wondered.

"Oh yes! If someone like you faints from heat stroke outside, wouldn't they have to untie each other's clothes in public? Liu Chenxiao felt a little crazy.

"Well," said Gajiru, with a nonchalant look at him, "but I didn't think you could kick me away." ”

Liu Chenxiao realized that she had unconsciously used her strange ability and couldn't help but laugh embarrassedly: "Ahem, don't look at me as just a sheep...... No, don't look at me as just an otaku, I've been specially trained before! And Nirvana's eyes when he looked at Liu Chenxiao were even more weird: "Special training to train an otaku like you?" ”

"You shouldn't be a very strong person in this world, are you interested in talking to me?" Gajiru clenched his fists excitedly.

"Why are there two strange people who want to talk to me in one day!"

"Look down on me? Don't forget, I'm an iron dragon slayer, and I can change the hardness of my skin into iron by eating iron," Gajiru smirked.

"Eating iron, it seems to be funny," Nirvana smiled and turned her gaze to Gajiru, reaching out and squeezing Gajiru's firm skin, "Oh, what a perfect body, hehe, I really want to dissect it." ”

"Hey, Nirvana, what do you want to do?" Sensing Nirvana's strange thoughts, Gajiru asked a little nervously.

Liu Chenxiao couldn't help but exclaim: "Gajiru, don't pay attention to him, he is a perverted anatomist." ”

"! What perverted anatomist? I'm a brilliant scientist! Nirvana gestured at Gajiru's arm with a scalpel stained with dead man's blood, as if wondering how best to cut it.

"Hey! You don't want to dissect me, do you? Gajiru hurriedly backed away. Hold it! Nirvana stabbed Gajiru with a scalpel. Gajiru hurriedly blocked his left arm in front of him, and at the same time, the color of his left arm turned dark black, and his entire left arm turned into an iron rod! Nirvana was slightly stunned, and the scalpel stabbed on the iron bar.

"Hey, you two should stop in moderation."

"Fun and fun, so funny!" Nirvana's yellow pupils flashed with excitement, and his outstretched hand knocked on the iron rod, making a "Bang Bang" sound, "This is indeed iron!" Tsk, I didn't expect to have such a special physique...... Gajiru, I'm more interested in you! Let me look into it! Then, Nirvana put back the scalpel, pulled out his own slashing knife from his crotch, and said, "Open your claws, kill Jizo!" I saw that the slashing knife in Nirvana's hand turned golden, the bottom of the blade turned into a baby face, and the blade split into three branches, all of which became bent.

Gajiru was slightly stunned, and saw the strange changes in Nirvana's knife: "You should study yourself first!" Then, Nirvana took the Killing Jizo after the Beginning Liberation and slashed at Gajiru: "I'm going to fix your flesh!" "Don't say something like that that that would mislead people!" Gajiru blocked the blow with his iron rod arm.

"I said you two should stop in moderation!"

Nirvana was slightly stunned, and couldn't help but wonder when he saw that Gajiru's body was not abnormal: "It's strange, why hasn't the ability to kill Jizo been activated, by the way, the iron rod blocked the Jizo, and the Jizo can't be pierced into his body, so it has no effect......" Gajiru was not to be outdone, and as soon as he stretched out his left hand, the iron rod instantly stretched out and hit Nirvana!

"Do you two want to tear my house down?"

Nirvana barely blocked the Iron Dragon Stick with the blade of the Killing Jizo, and sneered, "It seems that the Iron Skin has killed my ability to kill the Jizo, but I still have this ......" Then he took a deep breath and shouted, "Solve the ......"

"Fuck off!" Liu Chenxiao got up and kicked Nirvana in the face, and Nirvana flew out gorgeously.

Nirvana was very angry and held the place where he was kicked by Liu Chenxiao and scolded: "Bastard! What do you want?! ”

That's what I should ask! What are you doing?! Do you want to turn my house into ruins?! ”

"Hmph, it's already your honor to be the captain of my 12th team to show my swastika in front of you."

"Fuck off! The ghost wants to see it! Take back your slashing blade! ”

Nirvana obediently put away the slashing knife: "Oh, oops, I'm playing with a child's temper again, it's true." Gajiru is sorry, I'll study you next time. ”

"There is no next time!"

Nirvana scratched her ears, took out a comic book from the bookcase next to her, and sat down in a chair to read it to herself.

After watching the wonderful battle between Nirvana and Gajiru, Liu Chenxiao suddenly thought that Gajiru was an iron dragon slayer magician who needed to eat iron to fill his stomach and replenish his strength, Liu Chenxiao asked Gajiru a little nervously: "Gajiru, are you hungry?" ”

"Not hungry." By this time, Gajiru's left arm had changed from an iron rod back to its original state.

Whew, fortunately. Liu Chenxiao breathed a sigh of relief.

"Because I ate it before taking a bath." As he spoke, Gajiru also dragged a chair, took a comic book, and began to sit and read.

"What? What have you eaten? Liu Chenxiao immediately had an ominous premonition.

"Before, I asked Nirvana where to eat, and Nirvana said kitchen, although I don't know what kitchen means in this world, but when I entered the kitchen, I found a lot of delicious food." Gajiru's intoxicated expression told Liu Chenxiao that he seemed to be a little unsatisfied.

Liu Chenxiao walked into the kitchen with some despair, and sure enough, only the wooden handle of the kitchen knife remained, and the pot was completely gone......

Liu Chenxiao yelled at the bedroom: "Gajiru! What you eat! You ate the kitchen knife and the pot and ate it, and my family and I ate lettuce and raw meat in the afternoon?! ”

Nirvana snickered, "Your family can consider grilling skewers." ”

"That's right," Liu Chenxiao nodded, "There seems to be a newly opened barbecue restaurant near my house, I haven't been there yet, so I'll just ask my parents to take us to eat at night, but Nirvana is not allowed to wear a mask to scare others, and Gajiru is not allowed to eat the iron in other people's stores." ”

“OK。” Nirvana and Gajiru nodded in agreement at the same time.

Liu Chenxiao stood stunned for a few seconds, and then he finally got angry: "Damn! That's not the point! Where's the point?! Didn't we just study where the people were?! Why are you talking about eating barbecue now?! Author: You play us, right?! Just write half of the nonsense that doesn't matter to the plot of this chapter! Even if you want to make up the number of words, it's outrageous! ”