Chapter 209: I Don't Believe in Love Anymore! [1 update]
"Brother Bird, this is a flash ...... A fox in the mountains? Sima Ji asked cautiously, his knowledge is much more than that of the 100,000 army, the lightning fox belongs to the B-level rare mutant beast, the information is not fully public, and it is not like those famous mutant beasts who have played roles in movies and anime, and the 100,000 army cannot be touched at all.
Jiang Hanxue bowed slightly.
Is it really a lightning fox? Sima Ji couldn't help but gasp, that was a B-level mutant beast! A powerful existence equivalent to a thousand-person enemy grandmaster!
He unbelievably went up and down, left, left and right, and frantically watched the lightning fox at 360 degrees, and the little fox was embarrassed and angry: What is there to see? I've never seen a woman's ass!
It was really misunderstood, although Kego was indeed very obscene at times, but what he was now observing was the age characteristics of the little fox.
In juvenile years, lightning foxes will have several long hairs on the tips of their ears, which will fall off after middle and old age. There is also a juvenile lightning fox, and the small flesh pads of the four small paws are pink, and the color becomes darker as you get older, and when you are old, they turn purple-red. The most accurate is to count the purple hair on the tail, the lightning fox has blue fur all over its body, and only the big tail grows a purple hair every year old.
"Twelve years old, or a young ......" Sima Ji asked enviously, "Brother Bird, is it your new pet?" ”
"Brother Ji, you must respect science, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand," Dajun couldn't help but popularize science: "The lifespan of foxes is generally eight to fourteen years......"
"Doesn't that mean that Brother Bird took in an old lady? Wow ha...... "One hundred thousand slapped the big stone and let out a barbell-like laugh.
You're the old lady! Your whole family is an old lady! The little fox was so angry that he was about to cry: the Lun family is still a child!
You know a chicken neck! Sima Ji pouted: The lifespan of mutant beasts cannot be calculated by science at all, 2032 is the outbreak of mutant beasts, and it is now 2052, and there are no cases of mutant beasts dying yet, in other words, the lifespans of mutant beasts have all been extended!
Until the corpses of mutant beasts are discovered, no one knows how long they will live!
Not only mutant beasts, but also the lifespan of human beings has also been extended, at the beginning of the century, you can get a certificate issued by Guinness World Records if you live to be more than 110 years old, but now there are many people who live to be 120 or 30 years old, but this age is still within the acceptable range of common sense, if someone really lives to be two hundred, three hundred years old or even more in the future...... Maybe by that time it will be common sense.
In the past, most of the long-lived people needed to be taken care of at the age of seventy or eighty, and even could not take care of themselves, but now the long-lived people are very healthy, and there are also common gray hair turning black and teeth regrowing.
So judging from the physical characteristics of the little fox, although it is already twelve years old, it is indeed still a child!
"yes." Jiang Hanxue saw that the little fox still had some paste hanging on his mouth, and couldn't help frowning, walked to the stream with a disgusted face, and washed the little fox's little head in the stream.
I don't grunt...... I coo, coo, coo...... The little fox's tears flowed backwards: Can't you be gentle......
"Fuck me, I'll say why we're throwing up!" 100,000 suddenly reacted: "It's because people like you ......"
"Quality, quality!" The army was heartbroken: "What happened to the current college students?" What's wrong? ”
I, Jiang Hanxue, have acted all my life, so why do I have to explain it to you! Jiang Hanxue had already carried the tearful little fox, walked forward for a distance, found a feng shui treasure, and jumped on the branch of the tree to prepare to rest.
Although "Murong Kunpeng" went up all of a sudden, the 100,000 army didn't think much about it, they can also have branches of this height, but how can the branches be safe from the artificial cave sent by his sister-in-law?
So they didn't want to leave, and with the disgusting smell in the air, they went back to the man-made cave.
Sitting on the branch, Jiang Hanxue casually hung the little fox on the branch next to it, and closed her eyes with her back against the trunk.
No, you're going to hang me up like this for the night? The little fox was suddenly messy in the wind, it still maintained a posture of pouting its buttocks, its tail was still a pillar of optimus, and its whole body was bent into the shape of a force marker, just enough to hang on a branch, and it would sway back and forth for a while before stopping when it was blown by the wind.
I'm going to be blown away! The little fox roared in his heart, and had to fight desperately to keep his balance......
And just like that, the night passed......
Jiang Hanxue opened her eyes and jumped off the tree, and the exhausted little fox suddenly became anxious: Hey, hey! Don't go! I'm still here!
However, Jiang Hanxue walked farther and farther, until she came to the stream, and seemed to wash her face and walk back.
The moment it was picked off by Jiang Hanxue, the little fox's heart was happy: the little brother was really reluctant to let me......
Jiang Hanxue wiped her hands on the little fox's blue fur, still carrying its big tail to join Sima Ji's 100,000 army.
I don't believe in love anymore! The little fox stiffened and maintained a posture of pouting his buttocks, and tears of sadness spilled on the ground......
"Gross-"
The army of 100,000 was vomiting again early in the morning, and this time it came back so violently that the two of them vomited before they could even get out of the man-made cave, and there was a muffled sound of loud vomiting by the stream.
The three holes are connected by holes, Sima Ji has been smoked and fled, and said to Jiang Hanxue: "Brother Bird, it seems that the stream water can't be drunk casually, what can we do about drinking water this month?" ”
Jiang Hanxue didn't speak, just silently walked to the flowers, collected the dew on the leaves onto a leaf, raised her head and opened her mouth, and poured a drop of dew from the leaf into her mouth.
Your sister and I grew up in the mountains, drinking dew when we were thirsty, and eating wild fruits when we were hungry! Drinking water or anything is fine!
The dense leaves of the towering tree leaked a meter of sunlight, and a beautiful man of flowers, holding a leaf in his big white hand, poured the dreamy dew into his mouth with red lips and white teeth......
Fuck me! Sima Ji shuddered and suddenly came to his senses, I don't know why he was distracted just now......
"Awesome my brother!" Sima Ji gave a thumbs up very hard: "Why didn't I think of it!" ”
I cried and said to you, fairy tales are all lies, you can't be my prince...... The little fox was crying to itself, when suddenly it was held in the palm of its hand by a big warm hand, and its small red eyes looked at the handsome face that was close at hand, and a leaf was sent to its open pink little mouth.
The cool and crystalline liquid is like a jade liquid, flowing through its small throat and into its small heart.
Maybe you don't understand, since you fed me water, my sky and stars have lit up! The little fox's little red eyes turned pink again......