Mu Yunshang felt that he might be a fake emperor who ruled a fake alien empire, and the group of people under him were also a group of fake alien empire soldiers.

That's right, the Empire has enough technology to decipher the language of the other party based on a contact message sent by the United States to the Empire a few months ago, and then instantly parse all the languages and scripts on Earth in a few minutes with the deciphered English.

But this does not mean that this group of Imperial soldiers can skip countless processes and instantly master the local dialect, hey!! How embarrassing are you to let those crooked nuts who want to die in order to take the Chinese level 4 or 6 test! Apologize to all the crooked nuts who are trying to learn Chinese, you stupid and soulless who is bargaining with a gun in the hawker's head with an authentic Sichuan accent!

"Your Majesty, my subordinates feel that the direction of your complaint seems to be crooked."

Coral cautiously poked Mu Yunsheng's arm with her fingers.

Mu Yunshang was taken aback: "Can you read minds!?" Know what I just thought!? ”

"No, Your Majesty, in fact, everything you think is written on your face. ”

Mu Yunsheng: "............"

- I'm really sorry that I can't hide things in my heart.

Mu Yunsheng, who originally wanted to continue complaining, suddenly found that there were already people around him who had begun to call the police because of the strange behavior of the imperial soldiers - isn't it strange enough to bargain with a gun at the boss, so he panicked and grabbed the soft little hand of the coral and began to run all the way.

He knew that as long as he started to act, the Imperial soldiers around him would follow, so he didn't say hello loudly.

After crutches and crutches finally shook off the sight of others, Mu Yunshang held her knees with her hands and panted.

"Hah...... Ha...... I think letting this group of GIs come with me is definitely the biggest mistake of my life, not one of them. ”

After finishing speaking, Mu Yunshang raised her head to look at Coral, only to find that the red-haired girl with two ponytails had flushed cheeks, her eyes were misty, and her white legs wrapped in black over-the-knee socks were rubbing against each other, obviously looking like she was thinking about something very bad.

"Your Majesty...... Pull my hand...... Hey, hey, hey...... Your Majesty took my hand...... Hey...... I have to go without washing my hands for the next year...... Goo hey hey ......"

The surrounding Imperial soldiers wisely hula-la-la the two of them in a circle, and then all of them faced outward, with the appearance of 'Your Majesty, although your subordinates can't see or hear anything, and will never let other unrelated people see and hear'.

"Don't let me comprehend so quickly in strange places, you souls!"

Mu Yunsheng, who was angry, took out a paper fan and slapped it on the heads of this group of imperial soldiers.

When Coral finally came back to his senses from his personal conjecture, and bowed and apologized to Mu Yunshang again and again in shame and embarrassment, eager to dig a pit and bury himself in it, Mu Yunshang had the heart to look at the surrounding environment.

And then—

"How coincidentally?"

He actually ran to his door by mistake.

In fact, there is nothing strange about this, this time Mu Yunshang came to the earth in person to go home, so the landing site was chosen near his home from the beginning.

It's an ordinary street, not a bustling commercial street, flanked by rows of residences.

These houses are not high-end commercial neighborhoods, but rather relatively old ordinary houses – the most ordinary homes built by private real estate developers through fund-raising.

In that era when housing prices had not risen as much as Xuanmai, Mu Yunsheng's father, that is, Mu Tianxing, was lucky enough to buy an unrenovated plain house with an area of more than 180 square meters with tens of thousands of yuan, and after the decoration was completed, he took Mu Yunshang and Luo Qiuhe from the township to move to the city.

As a result, house prices went crazy the next year.

Because of this matter, Mu Tianxing was proud for a long time, and bragged in front of Mu Yunshang and his mother Luo Qiuhe more than once.

Mother Luo Qiuhe is an ordinary full-time housewife, the family's financial resources all rely on his father Mu Tianxing, who works in the banking system, although his father has enough money to buy a new house over the years, but because the family is more nostalgic people, so he has not bought a new house, and such an old house has been lived in for more than ten years.

Here, it is full of memories of Mu Yunshang for more than ten years.

The mottled walls are covered with eye-catching green, which is a flourishing creeper.

An ordinary colored cat lay on the courtyard wall, glanced at Mu Yunshang casually, and then meowed lazily, continuing to enjoy the warm afternoon sun.

Some of the neighbor's dogs frolicked around in groups, and one of them tried to get close to an Imperial soldier - yes, the same bastard who had haggled with a gun - and then the Erha was so frightened by the Imperial soldier's fierce appearance that he whined and ran away.

Not far away, there was a group of old men on the side of the street, leisurely playing chess under the shade of a tree to enjoy retirement, and one of the old men paid attention to Mu Yunshang and a group of people.

There is no way, they are too conspicuous.

This old grandfather Mu Yunshang knew that it was Uncle Wang next door to their house.

The legendary old king next door - it's just that he has lost the function of the old king.

What a lucky story.

"Yo! Uncle Wang, are you playing chess again? ”

Mu Yunshang happily walked up and waved his hand to greet Uncle Wang.

Uncle Wang looked Mu Yunshang up and down strangely for a while, and then said, "Young man, who are you?" ”

Mu Yunsheng: "............??" ”

Excuse me？？？

Mu Yunshang believes that she is definitely a standard black question mark face now.

"Uncle Wang, don't you know me? Little clothes, I am! ”

"Small intestine? I'm still ...... big intestines."

"Bold!! How dare you be rude to Your Majesty!!! ”

Hearing this, Coral was furious, and the girl with two ponytails roared angrily, and a group of imperial soldiers rushed up to surround poor Uncle Wang, as if Uncle Wang would be killed on the spot in the next second if he didn't give an explanation.

Uncle Wang was obviously stunned.

"Hey, wait! Don't do that! Mu Yunshang hurriedly called these imperial soldiers back, and then looked at Uncle Wang with a frown, "Uncle Wang, you really don't know me anymore?" ”

"Little offspring, I really don't know you...... Could it be that you are the illegitimate child of that stinky boy in my family outside? ”

Mu Yunsheng: "............"

——Why didn't he find out that Uncle Wang next door was still such a humorous old man in the past ten years?

Just when Mu Yunshang was messy in the wind, a tooth-aching sound of iron door moving sounded.

Mu Yunshang turned around and saw a beautiful woman walking out with a haggard face.

It is a mother-sama.

====I am the dividing line poi of the number of cheating words====

Ask for all kinds of tickets~~~