Chapter 585: This Fart Contagion (Asking for a Reward)

How Mio disappeared Kakashi doesn't know.

But who did it, he already knows very well.

Now, the thing he regrets the most is staying by Jiraiya's side.

If he wasn't in the house, wouldn't he have escaped?

Kakashi, who was squatting in the pit, didn't know that Toad Tadashi, who had been staying outside the house, had also been tricked.

Not only that, but he also brought that thing to Myoki Mountain.

Therefore, this incident has also become the biggest stain on Toad Zhong, the frog's life.

Six hours later.

Jiraiya recovered first and knocked on Kakashi's toilet door.

"Hey! Aren't you okay? ”

Kakashi heard Jiraiya's voice and couldn't help but ask, "You won't ...... Always at the door, right? ”

If Jiraiya has always been at the door, what does the door look like now?

I can't imagine it!

Zilai replied angrily: "Get out!" I went to the upstairs toilet. ”

Hearing this, Kakashi finally breathed a sigh of relief.

He replied weakly, "It feels like there's nothing wrong with it, but it's hard to stand up, and I can't feel my legs." ”

I can't feel my legs when I squat in the toilet......

The bitterness can only be experienced by those who have experienced it firsthand.

Jiraiya came up with an idea: "Inject chakra into the leg to dredge the lower meridians." ”

Kakashi listened with disdain, "You don't think I can think of this method? ”

The corners of Jiraiya's mouth twitched, "Use it when you think of it." ”

Kakashi said depressedly, "But I've already run out of chakra, and if I forcibly extract it, I will die." ”

Squatting on the toilet for six hours is not something ordinary people can do, and the reason why Kakashi persevered was to keep supporting him with chakra.

Right now...... Chakra ran out......

Jiraiya was also speechless after hearing this.

Complained: "You have too little chakra......

Kakashi didn't reply, his chakra wasn't less.

He still has a writing wheel eye on his body, otherwise he wouldn't be so embarrassed.

Jiraiya proposed, "Use me to call the medical ninja to help you?" ”

Kakashi hurriedly replied, "Don't! Isn't that shameful enough? ”

"Give me another five minutes, I'll take my time."

"By the way, do you have any paper? I'm running out of paper. ”

I didn't answer.

Kakashi continued to ask, "Jiraiya-sama?" You're still at the door, right? ”

Jiraiya was indeed at the door, and he was thinking about whether or not to find paper for Kakashi.

If you don't look for it...... What will happen?

Inside the toilet, Kakashi was in a hurry, "Jiraiya-sama? ”

"Jiraiya-sama?"

At this moment, the dark ninja who was guarding outside heard Hokage-sama's shouts and rushed over.

Seeing Jiraiya, he stared at the toilet with a sinister face.

The ninja understood in an instant.

But...... That's not good, after all, it's Hokage-sama inside......

The dark ninja whispered, "Jiraiya-sama, if it's inconvenient for you...... I'm going to help you? ”

The voice was small, but Kakashi inside still heard it.

"Holy!"

"Jiraiya! You're out there, right! ”

"You must be outside!"

I had no choice but to reply: "What's the hurry?" I'm looking for paper for you! ”

The door opened a crack, and Jiraiya threw the paper inside.

Three minutes later, Kakashi finally came out.

"Did you just deliberately not give me the paper?"

The toilet door opened, and Kakashi questioned Jiraiya.

But the two were stunned when they saw each other.

Jiraiya seemed to have lost a lot of weight, and the cheeks on his face were sunken down, and Kakashi couldn't help but say, "Are you Lato?" ”

Jiraiya retorted sarcastically: "How good do you think you are with a mask?" ”

Kakashi turned his head to look in the mirror and couldn't help but take a breath of cold air, "This little bunny is so ruthless......"

Jiraiya smiled bitterly: "It's okay, I've been worried that this kid will suddenly appear while we are squatting, and then solve the two of us......"

"Now it seems that it has been calculated."

As the two were talking, another letter suddenly appeared on the ground.

This time it was Kakashi who saw it with his own eyes, and Kakashi only felt a chill down his spine.

What are you going to do this time?

If he did it again, he would be ruined......

Kakashi didn't pick it up, and said to Jiraiya, "You see there's a letter." ”

Jiraiya replied, "This letter may be for you." ”

The two were at a stalemate, and no one dared to pick it up.

In the end, it was the dark ninja who picked up the letter.

The letter unfolded, and the Shadow Ninja said to Kakashi and Jiraiya, "This letter is for you." ”

Kakashi still didn't take the letter, and glanced at it from afar.

It reads:

"Don't be angry just yet."

"This prank is not a simple prank, gold powder contains the effect of helping you eliminate impurities in your body and repair your body's dark diseases, although the process is more painful, but the benefits are very great, which you can feel after a week of cultivation."

Seeing this, Kakashi and Jiraiya's faces were noticeably better.

But when I saw the next sentence, my face couldn't help but turn green again.

"It's just...... There is also a side effect, as to what it is...... Nothing ......."

"You'll find out in two days."

It's nothing to call it!

What are the side effects, you can just say it!

Kakashi and Jiraiya's hearts roared.

The letter continues:

"By the way, don't look for the three-tailed pillar force, because you won't find it."

"In the end, I will pray for you, I hope you will live a long life and not die in a world war."

"Finally, I would like to mention again, if you lose in the battle, admit defeat early, life is much more important than face."

Ending: The hope of the whole village, Naruto Uzumaki.

Kakashi almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

Give back the hope of the whole village! Who are you hoping for?

You're the scum of the whole village, okay!

"Gollum ......"

His stomach suddenly screamed, and Kakashi was so frightened that he didn't dare to breathe, and he just covered his stomach.

But this time my stomach didn't hurt.

That feeling...... Should be......

"Gurr, ......," Jiraiya's stomach screamed.

Jiraiya's body stiffened, and he looked at Kakashi in fear.

"It doesn't seem to hurt?"

Kakashi nodded, "It doesn't hurt." ”

Jiraiya continued to ask, "Hungry?" ”

Kakashi agreed, "It's a feeling of hunger indeed. ”

"Going to dinner?"

Then there was no longer any hesitation, and the two went directly to a barbecue restaurant and ate it.

Because I'm so hungry.

While eating, Jilai also guessed: "The negative effect that the kid said can't be hunger, right?" ”

Kakashi replied inarticulately, "yes." ”

Suddenly, Kakashi's movements froze.

Jiraiya saw Kakashi's strange appearance and said worriedly, "What's the matter?" Stomach ache again? ”

Kakashi replied, "No! I'm reminded of one thing! ”

"Since Tian Tian has signed a contract with the toad, then wouldn't we be able to let the toad use reverse spiritism to find Tian Tian?"

Jiraiya was overjoyed: "Makes sense!" ”

"You've got smart times, too!"

Kakashi urged, "Quick! Summon the toad! ”

Jiraiya directly used the psychic technique to summon the Fukasaku Immortal, one of the two toad immortals.

But I never thought that Fukasaku suddenly let out a fart after being summoned.

A fart full of durian smell with yellow smoke!

The scene suddenly fell silent.

Kakashi and Jiraiya's stomachs, which were already healed, started to hurt again the moment they smelled this fart!

"Fukasaku Immortal! You! You! ”

Jiraiya clutched his stomach and couldn't speak.

He thought of one thing, this fart! Infect!

Fukasaku was very angry, blowing his beard and glaring: "What are you! Self-lai! I'm looking for you! You've made my Miaomu Mountain smell of! You have to give me an explanation of this! ”

Shen Zuo Dantian shouted, "Bang! A fart was released as if it were an accompaniment.

"And! The big toad immortal has been squatting in the toilet and can't get out! ”

"Ding! (four sounds) when! (Four Tones)"

"Come back to Myoki Mountain with me!"

"Cloth ......"

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