Chapter 266: Sister, I Understand You
As soon as Su Yu said this, Leng Ruoxi's crimson cheeks were about to drip blood!
"Can you not say it......"
"Uh, then you have to say, what kind of sanitary napkin do you want? Is it a daily type or a night elongated type, with or without wing protectors, is it to be dry mesh, or is it skin-friendly cotton? There are also underwear, you must choose the right size! From a doctor's point of view, choosing the right underwear can reduce the chance of a woman getting breast disease! As for sanitary napkins, some people will be allergic to the mesh ones......" Looking at Leng Ruoxi's shy look of looking for a hole to get into, Su Yu was suddenly in a good mood!
was asked so bluntly by Su Yu, and said it so high-soundingly, Leng Ruoxi really wanted to roar: "Do you still need to say this, in the end, am I a woman or are you a woman!"
However, Leng Ruoxi's personality was not as cheerful as Fang Wei and Lin Ya, she couldn't say this, so she had to stomp her foot fiercely, slam the door tightly, and roared: "Why don't you die!"
Holding back his laughter, Su Yule said: "Oh! I know! It's an extended sanitary napkin and 36D underwear for night! The size of the physiological pants is about S size! Okay! I'll buy it!"
Anyway, regardless of Leng Ruoxi's angry scolding behind his back, Su Yu left the room on the sixth floor with a smile and drove directly into the distance.
The merchants near the Morningstar Building, who doesn't know him Su Yu? This person has a lot of mouths, and he is buying women's products, either he is misunderstood, or he is guessed by people with ulterior motives, Su Yu doesn't want to cause such trouble.
After driving for more than ten minutes, he came to a small supermarket, and Su Yu swaggered and pulled the shopping cart to the women's products counter.
As soon as I saw someone coming to buy something, the enthusiastic shopping guide aunt immediately came over and said with a smile on her face: "What do you want to buy, sir? Is there anything I can help you with?"
Seeing Su Yu's hand stretched out to a floral-scented sanitary napkin, the shopping guide immediately smiled and said: "You bought it for your girlfriend, right? You are really a good man! There are too few men who can buy sanitary napkins for their girlfriends now! But I don't recommend you to buy this brand, according to customer reports, some people will be allergic to this brand! You know, women have allergies......
As soon as this aunt said, the women who were suddenly buying sanitary napkins on the side all cast strange eyes at Su Yu, although Su Yu was quite thick-skinned, but it was really embarrassing to be looked at by so many inexplicable eyes.
"Not a girlfriend......"
"That's the wife? If it's the wife, then you have to choose the right thing! What brand does she usually use? Is there any special requirements?" the shopping guide aunt answered professionally.
"Uh...... It's not a wife...... "Su Yu, that's embarrassing!"
"It's not a girlfriend, it's not a wife...... Oh...... I understand...... "As soon as I heard that it was not a wife or a girlfriend, the shopping guide aunt immediately cast a glance that I understand, and it is not easy for you, and directly included Su Yu in the ranks of comrades.
"Then you'll have to buy a night elongated type, this one is bigger, huh...... It's more suitable for ......" said as the aunt looked at Su Yu with that kind of gaze that I understand.
As soon as this enthusiastic aunt said it, the women around her who were shopping for sanitary napkins and other daily necessities immediately cast strange glances at Su Yu! What's more, there seemed to be a sentence in that gaze, "It's okay, sister, I understand your ......"
"Uh...... Can you not speak?" Looking at the sympathy around him, there was regret in the eyes, and there was a sigh in the regret, Rao is Su Yu was wearing sunglasses, and he really couldn't stand it.
After saying a word to the enthusiastic shopping guide, Su Yu directly took a pack of sanitary napkins on the shelf, no matter what they were used day and night, long and short, mesh and cotton, and quickly left this place with the shopping cart!
But who knows, when Su Yu went to a nearby place selling underwear and was about to buy two pairs of physiological pants for Leng Ruoxi, the enthusiastic shopping guide aunt appeared by Su Yu's side again!
"Handsome guy, what a coincidence, are you going to buy physiological pants, Auntie will introduce you to one!" Saying that, the shopping guide aunt enthusiastically picked up a fattening and enlarged physiological pants, and said with a smile to Su Yu while pulling: "This quality is good, the key is that it is big! The elasticity is good!
Coincidentally, the place where underwear is sold and the place that sells sanitary napkins is not far away, and the women who just cast strange glances at Su Yu happen to be nearby!
"If you don't speak, no one will treat you as a dumb person!" glared at the enthusiastic shopping guide speechlessly, and the embarrassed Su Yu didn't care what color or style, similar to tulle translucent, he took a pair of each underwear and threw it all into the shopping cart. I quickly took a few 36D bras and fled from this embarrassing place!
After leaving here, Su Yu secretly swore that he would never come to this supermarket again in this life! Never buy anything for a woman again in this life! Fuck, it's too embarrassing!
"Sir, these ...... Do you want to buy it?" At the checkout, the cashier Xiaomei looked at the large pile of sanitary napkins and underwear, and asked with some uncertainty.
"Yes, buy them all! Hurry up and check out, it's not bad money!" The people near the cash register are many times more than the people near the shopping guide aunt, Su Yu was afraid that this cashier's little sister would have something wrong with her, so that others would look at her as a monster and pervert, so she directly handed the card to the cashier and said decisively.
A little embarrassed, a little admiring and speechless looking at Su Yu, the cashier sister skillfully scanned the code of each product quickly, checked out, and put Su Yu directly into the handbag.
"Sir, go slowly, welcome to come next time!" After taking the shopping receipts and cards handed over by the cashier's little sister, Su Yu picked up the big bag of things, and it was like running away with his life!
As soon as he took a step, he heard a woman muttering behind him.
"That guy is a comrade! I bought so many things for women, it must be a bend!"
"yes...... It's a pity that he's so handsome, so tall, how can he be bent......"
"Oh mom, I have goosebumps all over my body, what a man, how can I ......"
Su Yu, who has excellent hearing, really wanted to turn around and say fiercely, "Fuck your uncle!"
But more is better than less, so let's get out of this place of right and wrong quickly!
"Ruoxi, the things have been bought......" Finally returned to the sixth floor of the Morning Star Building, Su Yu said with a sigh of relief.
"Oh my God...... You...... Did you go to rob ......?Why did you buy so many ......" Looking at the big bag of things, Leng Ruoxi said with embarrassment and some speechlessness.
"Don't mention it! It's a planting today! I was stunned that I was treated as a comrade by a shopping guide aunt, and I was pulled to be introduced! I really can't figure it out, where do I look like it!" "Finally met a normal person, Su Yu really wanted to complain well.
"Poof......
Hearing Su Yu's experience, Rao was cold and a little embarrassed Leng Ruoxi, and couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"Okay, okay, don't laugh at me. Let's see if it's suitable or not...... If it's not suitable...... If it's not suitable, I'll buy it again!"
Looking at that large number of things, there was a mess of everything, although Leng Ruoxi was very embarrassed, she couldn't help but feel a warmth in her heart.
This man would be embarrassed to buy sanitary napkins and underwear for himself. Obviously, he had just been misunderstood and wanted to hit the wall, but he said that he would buy it again if it was not suitable, which made Leng Ruoxi's impression of Su Yu a lot better.
I don't know if it's embarrassment or shyness, I saw Leng Ruoxi's face turn red, bit her lip and said thank you, and directly carried the big bag of things into her room.
Looking at Leng Ruoxi's shy appearance, Su Yu had no bottom in his heart, he really didn't know whether Leng Ruoxi was suitable for these things he bought today.
Anyway, that's all there is to it, let's make do with it first! If it really doesn't work, I can only buy it hard......
Pulling open the door of his room, Su Yu fell asleep directly on the bed.
In the middle of the night, Su Yu, who had been sleeping soundly, was woken up by a soak of urine! Su Yu, who was sleepy-eyed, didn't think about it, pushed the door open, yawned and walked in the direction of the bathroom, opened the door of the bathroom, took off his shorts and rushed to the toilet to release water.
But before Su Yu could release the water, a scream almost burst his eardrums!
"Ahh
Startled by this scream, Su Yu, who was still half asleep, was directly frightened awake, and looked at his eyes with a wit!
Leng Ruoxi was sitting on the toilet at this moment, wearing the physiological pants he bought for him and fading to the knee level, covering the place with both hands, his legs tightly together, and exclaiming in disgrace.
When he looked at himself, Su Yu was suddenly frightened and almost wilted, lifted his pants and ran out!